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March 23rd, 2069. Saturday. There was a cup of cold coffee on the coffee table. The cup of cold cold coffee grew legs, eyes, a mouth, ears, and eyebrows then screamed at the big boobed barista named Camilla. Camilla killed the “Spider” Coffee with a Fly Swatter. It broke into many pieces and the coffee was splattered everywhere. Then Takumi enters the shop saying “ Oh shoot! I'm here again! “ as he sits himself next to the dead “spider” coffee. Leo was just behind Takumi and he went to the counter to order something different besides his usual coffee. Instead of some stupid basic coffee, Leo grabs himself a fancy caramel frap. He then realized that he was on diet, so he got a green iced tea. As Leo ordered his tea, Camilla raised her eyebrows. “What's gotten into you, brother? Why aren't you getting plain boring coffee 9000?” She inquired. Leo’s face then turns into one of a guilty one, and confesses to Camilla, “ this isn't for me, it's for my beloved Takumi, I cannot stand seeing him with Hinata, I shall take him back under my wing! “ Suddenly, there was a crash on the other side of the room. Hinata had burst through the window, looking rather serious. He pointed at Leo. “YOU,” Hinata shouted, and then struck a dramatic pose. Takumi buried his face in his hands, groaning. Not again. He didn’t need those two nerd fighting over him . Leo screams back yelling at Hinata “ NO! YOU!” As he glares at Hinata, Takumi grabs Hinata’s hand, breaking Leo’s heart for a second. Then, grabs Leo’s hand making them both very confused. Takumi then grabs both their heads and smacks their heads together yelling “ STUPID! I HAVE ALREADY CHOSEN THE ONE THAT I LOVE “ Hinata and Leo glare at each other and as they glare, Hinata grabs a Pineapple from the air and says “This is the one that I truly love “ as he smiles. As soon as Hinata uttered those words, a blue and orange blur tackled him. Hinata screeched in shock, dropping the pineapple. Leo caught Takumi and wiggled his eyebrows. “Hello my love,” Leo purred. Niles walked across the room (where did he come from???? We dont know) and softly pulled Leo away from the hoshidan prince. “Milord this is not a good time,” Niles said. ODIN STOOD ON THE TABLE AND YELLED SOMETHING ABT HIS ACHING BLOOD. Hinata was on the floor, with obrobro on top of him, attacking his hair? “HOW DARE YOU TAKE LORD TAKUMI AWAY FROM ME!! YOU KNOW I LOVE HIM MORE THAN YOU,” Obrobro screeched. Hinata pushed her off of him. “UM NO I LOVE HIM MORE,” he shouted, his signature grin on his face. “NO I DO,” Leo shouted over both of them. “MY ACHING BLOOD,” Odin yelled again. Niles picked odin up and walked out of the cafe while everyone was staring. Camilla groaned. Why does this happen every time Leo decides to order something that isn’t plain coffee 9000. “WELL YOUR CAPE IS SUPER UNFASHIONABLE, LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THAT THING?? U DONT DESERVE TAKUMI” Oboro screeched at Leo. “Gasp,” Leo gasped. That was it. Camilla had it UP TO HERE with this BS. She stood on the counter, ominously holding a giant broom. “SHUT UP YOU WHINING BABIES!! THIS IS A COFFEE SHOP, NOT A WAR ZONE,” Camilla roared, brandishing her broom. “Wait. But you’re yelling too,” Hinata pointed out, brushing the coffee grounds off of his pants. “Yea could everyone just CALM THE FUCK DOWN,” a soft voice growled. Everyone turned around to see Sakura???????? “Woah Sakura what did u just say???” Hinoka said. Camilla had a confused look on her face. “Wait what when did you guys get here?” She said. “Oh I called them over here to give me a ride home,” Takumi stated matter-of-factly. They then all ran out and jumped on hinokas pegasus. Hinata shed a single tear. “Goodbye my love,” he whispered. “Sayounara,” Obrobro said softly. “Ok but you do know he left his bow here,” Leo pointed out. “He’s going to come back here.” Everyone stared at the fudgy yummy. Then they glared at each other. They all knew what everyone was thinking. Hinata, Leo, and Obrobrobro dived headfirst for the bow. All their heads knocked into each other's and they all passed out. Camilla was fucking relieved.