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Dear Captain Malfoy (Sorry I Made You Up) by Dungbombacidpops
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Sep 2025
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Summary
One fake Highland captain. Forty-seven letters. Zero chance of keeping her dignity.
In a moment of social desperation (and possibly a touch of insanity), Miss Hermione Jean Granger invents a fiancé. Not just any man—no, that would be too sensible. She conjures Captain Draco Malfoy: decorated war hero, stationed in the icy Highlands, and tragically too far away to ever attend dinner.
He’s perfect. Imaginary. Entirely safe.
Until he shows up on her doorstep.
Tall, real, and infuriatingly handsome—complete with dueling scar, military coat, and a smirk that has no business being that attractive—Captain Malfoy arrives with one goal: to find out why a perfect stranger has been writing him letters for three years.
Now Hermione must survive a fake engagement turned real scandal, forty-seven increasingly dramatic letters, one judgmental goat, and the very real danger of falling for the man she made up.
A slow-burn Regency rom-com featuring banter, ballgowns, forged correspondence, and highly questionable best friends.