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First things first, I really hope nobody finds this. It’s supposed to be my personal research journal, to keep track of what I am learning in my travels. I am certainly no dragon expert but here we are. I am writing this for practical reasons, and in the chance it is found to hopefully influence whoever may find this to stay their hand against the dragons, to show they are intelligent creatures who can be befriended… But also to keep myself from going off the walls while Toothless snores me into insanity for the twentieth night in a row.
When I first got my hands on the original Dragon Manual by Professor Yobbish, stolen from the Meathead Tribe’s Meathead Public Library by Gobber the Belch, I figured it would be a helpful guide to, you know, surviving. But it turns out, it was more a guide to how to get dragons to hate you. It was full of assumptions, misconceptions, and really aggressive, wholly unhelpful advice, none of which worked on Toothless.
Because dragons aren’t mindless beasts. They’re intelligent, emotional, frustrating, fascinating creatures. And yes, occasionally fire-breathing nightmares but they can be reasoned with. Even befriended. The manual never mentioned that dragons are actually incredibly intelligent creatures. No where in the manual did it mention that dragons have their own cultures, language, social structure, and traditions, and that if you approach them as if they are mindless beasts, you’ll probably end up with a dragon on your tail. Literally.
This revised edition is partly my attempt at setting the record straight. It is by no means the end all be all, but a lot more insightful than its last generation. Let’s just say this is the “fixing all the stupid mistakes” version. Dragons are far more complex than we ever gave them credit for.
There is no beast-slaying advice in these pages. This manual is not about killing dragons, it is about understanding them, getting to know their personalities, notes on the behavior of particular species, likes, dislikes. Yes, some of them might still try to eat you, but this drastically lowers that possibility.
This manual is an attempt to organize what I have learned so far. Dragons are full of surprises, I learn something new every day. But hey, if you’re brave enough to give this a read, you might just figure out that the key to dragons is not about power or fear, less about commanding them and more about listening to them, offering respect, indulging curiosity.
Look, this is not a guide for conquering dragons. It's for living alongside them. Maybe that’s not the easiest thing in the world, but trust me, it’s a whole lot better than getting toasted by a Monstrous Nightmare. So if you’re willing to step into the world of dragons, and you promise not to try and not yell at them or behead them the moment they look at you, then this is your book. It’s not finished, and it might never be, because, well, dragons just keep changing the rules. Keep an open mind, voice calm, and fish fresh. Good luck.
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III
Toothless’ Rider, Exile of Berk