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Guess feat. Chuuya Nakahara

Summary:

Osamu Dazai - Coachella Stream @dazaiosamu

 

Stream of my live concert at Coachella. Please joinヽ(o^▽^o)ノ

Dazai performs his new album at Coachella. For his song Guess there is a surprise.

or Dazai as Charlie XCX and Chuuya as Billie Eilish perform Guess

Notes:

This scenario was living in my brain for so long so I decided to finally write it. I had it first in mind when the song got published and then seeing Billie and Charlie perform at Coachella together, I thought ‘I should write this with skk’. So here we are.

You don’t need to know the song for this fic, but it will probably be better if you do.

Have fun reading!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

Today was a special event in Yokohama. A music festival called Coachella , which happens every year in Yokoma. A lot of famous singers would perform over the week, which made the event pretty popular. 

 

But it was also the last day of the festival. Most people were sad that it would already end today. Others were very excited because of today's guest. 

 

Osamu Dazai was performing this evening with his new album. His first solo album after the music duo Double Black have seperated. The circumstances surrounding their break up were still mysterious. Why did they decide to split up 4 years ago? Were they on good terms?

 

When asked in an interview, both would only respond that there was no bad blood between them. But it was obviously an answer given to stop people from asking further questions. Both aren’t even seen together in paparazzi photos since their split up.  It’s like they completely disappeared from each other’s lives! 

 

This caused everyone to wonder what happened. Some people declared that Dazai and Chuuya also deserve privacy and don’t have to tell their fans anything. Others theorised that Double Black used to be lovers and broke up and therefore also ended their careers as a duo. 

 

Everyone was curious, but after 4 years of no new information about their sudden break up, their fans figured they probably wouldn’t ever get an answer. 

 

But both continued to do music.

 

Chuuya Nakahara stayed at the label Port Music and continued his career as a solo artist. And just because he was doing music now alone, doesn’t mean that he had any less talent, fans or success. A year after the separation, he dropped a new album which won 2 Grammys. A lot of fans tried to find more information about Double Blacks break up in his lyrics but failed. His fans could only speculate about certain lyrics. 

 

After 2 years, Osamu Dazai made an appearance again. With a new record label and everything. He worked with the Audio Dance Agency and seemed happier overall, much to his fans' joy. 

 

Over the time he published some singles, but never more. Then came the surprise. Two months ago, he revealed he’d drop a new album soon. And he did. The album is only out for a week, but has already hit number one in the charts. 

 

When it became public that Osamu Dazai would perform at Coachella with his new album, everybody was excited. There they could hear this masterpeace live for the first time in history! 

 

Everybody wanted to see it live. And for those who couldn’t, there would be a live stream of the event on the internet. It may not be the same experience as being physically there, but it was better than nothing. Besides, the view would probably be better on the stream.

 

The show would officially start in an hour, but most people arrived early to have a good view of the concert. It was an open air concert with a big stage. There were also some screens so people in the back could see the artist. 

 

Soon the area was full of people who were here to see the concert. Many thousands of people were here. 

 

The stream was also already set up and people began joining. 





Osamu Dazai - Coachella Stream @dazaiosamu

Stream of my live concert at Coachella. Please joinヽ(o^▽^o)ノ





dazaifan1: OMG!! I’m sooooooo ecxited!! 

skkloverr: THANK GOD THAT THERE IS A LIVE STREAM 

ilovedazai_43 : you guys don’t understand what this album does to me

chu_daz476 : im already screaming from excitement AND IT HASN’T EVEN BEGUN! HELPPP

sofix_512 : my poor neighbours will probably hate me, but i need to SCREAM to this album WITH DAZAI OMG 

mari_chu9 : im forcing my sister to watch this with me. she WILL learn what good music is 

chx_lox : OMG OMG ITS BEGINNING AHHHH




The light turned dark and everybody quietened down. The first song began to play and all of the light from the spotlights were directed to a single position on the stage. 

 

There was a figure slowly coming out of the ground and onto the stage, as the box rose from the ground. The figure was of course Osamu Dazai. 

 

He smiled and waved at the audience and began to sing his first song of the album. The fan screamed and also began to sing along.




chu_daz476: HOLY SHIT HE’S SO HOT

dazaisleftfoot: he’s not a hear me out he’s a hold me back 

sofix_512: BRO how is he hitting these notes OMG

dazaisleftfoot: i just ascended to heaven 

skklover1: raw i mean aw 

chx_lox: and suddenly my clothes were gone

mari_chu9: WHY IS EVERYONE SO HORNY?! IM TRYING TO WATCH THE STREAM 

After the first two songs, Dazai had a short break where he drank something and talked to the crowd a bit.

 

“Hello Yokohama!” The crowd screamed back at him. He chuckled. “How are you?” His question got answered with cheers again.

 

“I really really missed performing for you guys. It’s been so long since my last concert.” As Double Black , was left unsaid. He never performed since he was at the ADA. Singing Double Black songs was a no-go and before his album, he had only two singles. And two singles are not enough for a concert. 

 

“If you can behave during this concert, maybe I’ll have a surprise for you.” At that everybody cheered loudly. 

 

“I promise you won’t be disappointed.” He chuckled. 




ilovedazai_43: HELLOOOO OMG

chu_daz476: I’ll promise I’ll be good 

mari_chu9: A SURPRISE OMG SKK COMEBACK WHEN????

sofix_512: omg guys can you stop with skk already. They made it clear that they don’t want to make music anymore as a duo. Can y'all stop bringing up the past! Let the man live omgg

nsvs: skk fans and shippers are so delusional

chuzai_xo: omg shut up nobody cares. they probably meant that as a joke chill 

dazaisleftfoot: omg maybe a special guest?????

chx_lox: omg or a new album or song mdvsjdbf

user1654: bitch he literally just dropped a new album??




Dazai put his water bottle down and continued with the show. He loved singing his songs in front of a crowd that was screaming along with his lyrics. Normally he hates working out, but when he’s on stage, he’s jumping and running around like it would physically hurt him to stay still. There is something ecstatic about performing on a huge state. Moments like these made him feel truly alive. 




chx_lox: THIS IS FIREEE

ilovedazai_43: THAT MAN KNOWS HOW TO WRITE BANGERS

chu_daz476: bros performing so good that he has me jumping around my room like i'm physically there. I have headphones on and now my family thinks i'm crazy lol 

chx_lox: IM SOOO jealous of everyone who gets to experience this rn

mari_chu9: im straight…. IM STRAIGHT

user1654: he sounds so amazing omg

chx_lox: I won’t die until I hear this live

sofix_512: I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH

mari_chu9: i would sell my soul to the devil for a concert ticket

user1654: hearing this live would heal me completely 

dazaisleftfoot: FUCK THERAPY! THIS IS MY THERAPY




Dazai breathed heavily. He performed nearly his whole album already. He really missed this. Now there was only one song left. Guess. He was very excited, especially because of his surprise. 

 

“Thank you, Yokohama!” He shouts. “You all were a wonderful crowd tonight! Sadly we have to part ways after this song” Everyone booed. He smiled.

 

“I know, I know. I don’t want to go either, but I did promise you something special so bear with me.” He made his way to the middle of the stage. 

 

“This is the last song Guess!” He shouted and the crowd cheered. The spotlights were creating a light show with green light. The music started again 

 

“You wanna guess…” he started to sing.





chx_lox: ALREADY??

ilovedazai_43: omg im so excited 

chx_lox: chat lets goooo we finally got guess

sofix_512: damnnnn dazai with this song is just so dbshdb

chu_daz476: born to ride or whatever lana del ray said 

user1654: I NEED HIM SO BAD

lenax5: im scared ot the comments help yall are so horny 

dazaisleftfoot: this beat SLAPPS

mari_chu9: song so good i need to make out with him 

 

 

Then they slowly came to the end of the first part of the song. The lights slowly turned in the middle of the stage, where Dazai first got transported onto the stage with a little platform that went up and down. The platform was down at the moment, so it looked like the stage had a square-shaped hole in the stage. 




chu_daz476: OMG OMG A SPECIAL GUEST???

ilovedazai_43: IM so nervous omgg

chx_lox: ahhhhhhhhh

sofix_512: a collab?????



Dazai sang the rest of his verse. 

 

Try it, bite it, lick it, spit it

 

Pull it to the side and get all up in it

 

Wear 'em, post 'em, might remix it

 

Eat it up for lunch, yeah, it's so delicious

 

The light flickers. A person gets transported onto the stage like Dazai first was and it’s-



skklover1: OMG CHUUYA NAKAHARA 

dazaisleftfoot: THIS IS NOT A DRILL OMG SKK

chu_daz476: i think I have a heart attack from that shock 

sofix_512: CHUUYA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

ilovedazai_43: omg skk bxansvca



Chuuya smirks. He was wearing jorts and a baggy t-shirt. The eyeliner and the light made his ocean eyes really stand out. His red curly hair looked gorgeous and his bangs fell into his face, framing it beautifully. 

 

The crowd screamed so loud, it was deafening. Everyone was so shocked and excited. Chuuya Nakahara was the fucking special guest?! Who would’ve guessed that? After years of radio silence between them publicly, a music duo break up. 

 

Most Double Black fans were heartbroken after their separation, thinking they would never see them play together live again. 

 

But now? Dazai and Chuuya are performing together again. Not as Double Black, but as two solo artists. It was very different but also very familiar at the same time. 



chu_daz476: his eyes omg i think im going to pass out 

chx_lox: chuuyas fits never disappoints 

ilovedazai_43: that man is ethereal 



He put his mice towards his lips and began to sing his part. A part that was different from the part that would now normally come in the song now. A part that he wrote for this collaboration. 

 

Don't have to guess the colour of your underwear

 

Already know what you got going on down there

 

It's the lacy black pair with the little bows

 

The ones I picked out for you in Tokyo



skklover1: OMG he's singing his own part nsdbv

sofix_512: you mean to tell me that chuuya wrote a part for dazais song asdbma

chu_daz476: this goes to all the people who think skk hate each other 

ilovedazai_43: i can’t believe we’re getting new skk content AFTER 4 YEARS

bcjsd

dazaisleftfoot: cbsmcbs i cant havcsajcv



I saw them when you sat down, they were peeking out

 

I'm gonna tell you right now, they're all I'm thinking about

 

I wanna try it, bite it, lick it, spit it

 

Pull it to the side and get all up in it

 

Kiss it, bite it, can I fit it?

 

chx_lox: omg freaky chuuya ????

chu_daz476: i need this man so bad 

mari_chu9: im a lesbian but i’ll make an exception for chuuya 

sofix_512: i need more of this chuuya




“...Dazai likes girls, but he knows I’d hid it.”  He smirked when he sang that part, looking at Dazai who was also grinning like an idiot. 

 

The crowd screamed so loud that his ears were starting to hurt. I guess that can happen when you publicly had no contact with each other, only to sing such a suggestive part about your partner to the whole world. 

 

Well, the public didn’t know that all these years they were living together and secretly married.

 

skklover1: OM MY GODSCDVMAWVF

ilovedazai_43: WHAT

dazaisleftfoot: i just screamed so loud that my parents must think i'm possessed

chu_daz476:  SKK CANON SKK CANON SKK CANON

user1654: my heart just exploded 

chx_lox: HELLO HELLOOO??!! if you had told me literally yesterday that chuuya would sing about sex with dazai i would’ve called you CRAZYYYY

sofix_512: this is like a fan fiction come true 

mari_chu9: i think that was officially the happiest and best moment of live jabcfjhavdkj



Chuuya and Dazai continued the song while the crowd was screaming. They were back to back and singing the guess, guess part. The light was flickering and green lasers created a beautiful light show that fit perfectly to the party vibe of the song. 



ilovedazai_43: this is fucking iconic

chu_daz476: and skk safe the world again

sofix_512: I NEED them to publish that version of GUESS asap 

chx_lox: this is for all the skk haters lets go

dazaisleftfoot: please tell me all of this isn’t a dream 



Finally, the song ended. Both Dazai and Chuuya were breathing hard from jumping around the stage while singing. The crowd cheered loudly and it seemed like it wouldn’t stop. 

 

“Thank you, Yokohama!” Dazai shouted. “I hope you guys weren’t disappointed with my surprise.” The crowd cheered again. Guess that means no. 

 

“Wow, it’s been so long since the chibi and I last performed together. I certainly missed that.” Dazai turned his head to look at Chuuya.

 

“Yeah me too.” replied Chuuya. 

 

dazaisleftfoot: OMG 

sofix_512: they missed singing together omgggg

chu_daz476: ahh it makes me so happy to see that skk probably never hated each other and are still on good terms 

user1654: fr like I thought they probably had a big fight or so that made them want to quit making music together, but this makes me realise that they most likely had a different and private reason for separating 

chx_lox: yeah probably, I’m just happy they finally decided to make music together again, even now as two solo artists instead of one music duo 



“I’m afraid we’ve reached the end of this concert. Everyone please give another round of applause for Chuuya Nakahara!”

 

As the crowd cheered again for Chuuya, Dazai made his way towards him. He pulled him into a side hug and told him (not into the microphone so his fans couldn’t hear him) “Chuuya should come to all of my shows now, so we can sing together all the time.”

 

Chuuya rolled his eyes playfully at Dazai “In case you forgot, I also have a job that I can’t just throw away because of your whims. Besides, at one point you would surely get sick of me if we would be together 24/7.”

 

“I would never get sick of my Chuuya.” Dazai said while smiling lovely at Chuuya. 

 

Idiot, Chuuya thought, looking away from Dazai. Trying to act all unbothered by Dazai’s statement, even though he was blushing. He wanted to get off of the stage now, before he’ll get even more flustered or embarrassed.

 

Dazai just chuckled. “Well I guess I’ll see you later, chibiko.” He leaned down to give his partner a kiss on the cheek. 

 

Chuuya was shocked for a moment (not expecting his partner to kiss him in public), before he walked off the stage while flipping Dazai off.

 

Dazai just began laughing loudly. It was funny seeing his partner try and fail to keep acting unbothered by his antics. 

 

skklover1: OMG OMG DAZAI KISSED CHUUYA I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

user1654: WHAT WHATTTTT

chx_lox: no way that this isn’t a fever dream 

 sofix_512: how is my life real helppp ahhhhh

dazaisleftfoot: oh my god 

mari_chu9: DAZAI how can you just so casually kiss chuuya help hjsdfbjsd

chu_daz476: i will never get over this moment EVER

skklover1: I can already see the edits coming

 

Notes:

Tank you so much for reading!

While editing my ao3 got very weird so I hope it didn't change the text or anything.