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Heimler recieved a call from college board. It was unexpected as he had already told them he wouldn't be able to grade the AP exam this year. As he picked up, the voice came through distorted.
"Steve. I have a secret to tell you. I am College Board. That's right. I'm secretly one person. Don't worry, I'm not calling you to grade the exam."
Heimler was shocked but listened silently. Why was the voice kind of... hot?
"If you come down to Texas on grading day... we might be able to give you a different performance to grade. And we'll milk something... but not brain cows. If you know what I mean."
With that, College Board hung up the phone, leaving Heimler speechless. What should he do? Should he agree?
.... Should he bring his wife?