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As Dreams Are Made On

Summary:

On the eve of Duchess Kiramman's garden party, an unlikely meeting leads to a night of discovery, adventure, and impulse.

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PROLOGUE

 

Enter Heimerdinger, instrument in hand

 

HEIMERDINGER

 

In sweet Piltover, where we lay our scene

Twice a city, bitter halves boiling unseen

A garden party filled with wealth and fame

Seeking daughter’s hand —The Kiramman name

 

Beneath porcelain masks painted with grins

Avarice tips tongues well fed on ruin

Save a forlorn heir high-born with no bent

Seething frustration with no way to vent

 

Wishing her pastime, justice her passion

(In noble eyes, a like out of fashion)

Tangled in image, her bonds made of gold

Holding her tongue lest she say something bold

 

Crossed o’er edge of night the fete grandly thrived

When, in the darkness, four strangers arrived.

 

Exit Heimerdinger

 


 

SCENE I The Kiramman Estate

 

Enter Caitlyn and Jayce

 

CAITLYN

 

Death first to vultures and scavengers!

A pox and fie on ev’ry prideful tongue

laced with poison and hiding gilded fangs!

Not a thimbleful of shame in their hearts?

 

JAYCE

 

Enraptured by possibility, sprout.

The world? Lost in the rising of the sun;

All they see is bright, they care not for fire.

 

CAITLYN

 

Fire their reward if I be the morn, Jayce.

Brimstone too, if these words be promises.

Brown-nosed gladhanding their own villainy

As though they sit beyond judgement and law,

Yet still they demand more. They demand me.

I am no one’s bauble, not on my life.

 

JAYCE

 

Remember now thy mother’s will. 

 

CAITLYN

 

Will, you say? Less her will but her order,

Divine mandate as to Prometheus 

Told plainly ‘suffer now at our pleasure’.

Only house be my chain, name be my liver.

 

JAYCE

 

Surely Her Grace dreams higher than thy gut?

Does she not strive to find a choice that thou

Would gladly accept, without fail abiding

Your every refusal once given?

 

CAITLYN

 

Aye, but thy truth spoken ‘gainst the clamor

Of eager, blindly self-confident fops

Falls on ears deaf as my mothers’ when I

Entreat her to understand mine own wants

And the flowers of discord they water.

 

JAYCE

 

Couldst thou speak of wants to me? Dost thou know?

I cannot champion a friend whose mind 

Is a box made fast against all the world.

Sounds of voices approaching

 

CAITLYN

 

And like sun in mine eye, once more they come.

The night grows old, I must away with speed.

Wouldst thou cover mine escape, dearest friend?

 

JAYCE

 

Friendship may reign eternal, but not I

And less with thy mother’s gaze on my hide.

 

CAITLYN

 

Must I beg? 

 

JAYCE

 

Thy mother take issue, later consequence

Falls all the more heavily on thee, sprout.

 

CAITLYN

 

If issue be hers, it leaves aught else mine.

 

JAYCE

Go, then. 

But remember, tomorrow always comes.

And with it, hope that such veils between us 

May be lifted. Secrecy pains me, sprout.

 

CAITLYN

 

Your trust has been a dear friend, ‘ere I strayed

From the empty throne Her Grace wishes filled.

To my shame, this darkness must not be breached.

Take heart Jayce Talis, and my thanks to thee!

 

Exit Caitlyn

 

Enter Mel, Revelers, and Suitors

 

MEL

 

The Man of Progress himself, what good chance.

Enjoying the night air, Master Talis?

 

JAYCE

 

Best among ways to fill one’s lungs at hand,

Second perhaps to a certain perfume

Whose memory never matches its truth. 

 

MEL

 

A well-practiced answer I have no doubt.

 

JAYCE

 

Any who court thee without rehearsal

are surely undeserving of favor,

Lady Medarda. Of that I’m doubtless.

 

MEL

 

Confident as always. I hope it lasts.

 

JAYCE 

 

Else, a valiant effort at the least.

What can confidence do for thee, this eve?

 

MEL

 

Confidant, more like. I am as envoy,

Or would be, did my charge not vanish soon

e’er I laid eyes upon her. Tell me, Jayce,

If war be failed statecraft, yet our mistress

And scion incline to it ‘tween themselves

What hope have I, loyal politician

In reconciling them?

 

JAYCE

 

For their sakes, pray.

The Duchess Kiramman, long may she reign,

Keeps ear to ground, while her heir’s eyes yearn high

Among the clouds. Their gazes never meet,

Thus neither e’er spies what t’other searches for.

 

MEL 

 

Ne’er do I. Half a season’s masquerades

And the gulf only grows. ‘Tween riverbanks,

Current hastens. Now is for boldness

But bold does not into ignorance, go.

Insight is crucial. A favor for yours?

 

JAYCE

 

From thy lips? Worth far more than a penny.

Methinks Kirammans do nothing by halves,

Thus compromise and defeat share a bed

Never to reconcile lest it prove either wrong.

Her Grace seeks to secure a legacy 

Caitlyn can hardly stomach her part in. 

 

MEL

 

She must, even if ‘t break with tradition

Else tradition shall break her House in turn

For ‘tis a House much needed at present.

Few things endanger well as war-wishes

By those ignorant of all such entails.

If I’ve so much as a hope of success

I must know what drives her.

 

JAYCE

 

Is ’t yours to know?

Or mine, at that? ‘Tis her life, after all.

Is the knot between heir and house so tight

As to be inextricable?  

 

MEL

 

Doubtless.

House Kiramman’s enemies take no heed

Of life when profit and peril loom large.

A path she must choose, even if less traveled.

‘Tis not a safe time for the unaligned. 

 

JAYCE

 

‘Haps ‘tis time for an outside perspective.

Prideful as I am, it pains to admit

My shortcomings; hers is a will without peer,

Least mine. Where it leads her I cannot see.

 

MEL

 

The curse of the daring; so often ‘tis done

In solitude.

 

JAYCE

 

A grave injustice, mark.

Thou art no suitor. Thou wish her no harm.

 

MEL

 

Much the opposite. She is dear to me,

Though I remain too close to the world she

Spurns to claim us friends. She has my respect.

I simply wish her to survive long enough 

For the chance to accept mine assistance. 

 

JAYCE

 

For thee, this I will do: go thee due south,

To a grove of Ionian willows.

You’ll know it by firelights without, and

Understand this a place of refuge, Mel.

If I know a thimble of her thinking, 

There she shall be. Likely pacing a deep divot

Into the earth, consumed by riotous thought. 

 

MEL

 

Two favors owed. Call at thy convenience.

 

A pause

 

Awareness, confidence, and loyalty.

‘Tis A miscarriage of courtship, that you

Remain unwed, Jayce Talis. We shall see.

 

Exit Mel

 

JAYCE

 

[Aside] Said she to he from whom not one, but two

Eligible bachelorettes have thus far

Fled to go cavorting into the woods.

 

Exeunt

 


 

SCENE II A Secluded Grove

 

Enter Vi, Powder, Mylo, and Claggor, masked

 

MYLO

 

A rich king’s ransom for a taste of ale!

Mine are surely not arms meant for rowing 

Least of all across the Pilt with only

Scant few stars and prayer to guide our way. 

 

POWDER

 

My brother, the greatest of mariners

In dire need of the stars to find a shore

Plainly visible from its opposite.

 

MYLO 

 

How natural, my friends, that she who makes

Light was ‘course herself unburdened by oars.

 

POWDER

 

Burdened by sense, rather.

 

MYLO

 

Burdened by my fist, soonest!

 

VI

 

Burdened by two thunderous fools, lauding

their success while it still evades their grasps.

Hush now, and pray keep watch for enforcers.

 

CLAGGOR

 

Hark! Steps on the wind, someone approaches!

 

MYLO

 

Damn it all! Caught so far off we’ve no chance.

 

VI

 

Be quiet or so help me I’ll disquiet you!

Whence do they come, Claggor, and how many?

 

CLAGGOR

 

From the fête, seems, and alone, Janna be praised.

Well-dressed and well-heeled, if a sabre rattles

The same on the gilded side of the Pilt.

There she is! See there under moonlight’s glare?

 

Enter Caitlyn, unmasked.

 

POWDER

 

Sharply built, like a double-headed oar.

 

MYLO

 

  That is, ridden hard and put away wet.

 

Vi lightly smacks them both

 

VI

 

In spite of thy most crass editorial,

There she is indeed. The moon hath hardly

Cause to butt in against her radiance.

 

POWDER

 

Steady, sister dear. Cast thy gaze lower.

The moon shows glitter of badge on her waist,

Dressed to kill our hopes of discrete entry.

 

CLAGGOR 

 

Time draws short. Unfashionably tardy

And scrutiny weighs heavy upon masks

Far too crude to bear it. We must away

Or turn back empty handed.

 

VI

 

Not this night.

On with you, thou know well thy given tasks.

What can be carried, and what won’t be missed.

Here I shall distract this moonbeam errant

Leaving shadows plenty for shadow work.

Go now! And may good fortune favor thee! 

 

Exit Powder, Claggor, and Mylo

 

As they leave, Caitlyn begins to softly sing to herself

 

CAITLYN

 

Dear friend across the river,

What balm could freedom be?

Dear friend across the river,

Would you share it with me?

 

VI

 

Dear friend the moon delivers,

I see you in the sky,

Dear friend the moon delivers,

I wish as you go by.

 

CAITLYN

 

Who draws near? Show thyself! Lest wrath find ye.

 

Vi emerges

 

VI

 

Peace, fair lady, and thy judgement match thee!

Just a dear friend, from… just down the river.

Taking in this gorgeous night, and other sights

Which pale at thine auspicious arrival. 

 

CAITLYN 

 

[Aside] Another suitor, one more handsome fool.

I’ll hear ‘t if I must, eyes rolling all while. 

To Vi

 

Emerging from dusk, honeyed words at hand.

Art thou of the fey folk, come hence to steal

Me away to the unsleeping cities?

 

VI

 

Mayhaps I’m of night itself, bidden here

By cosmic coincidence to thy call.

 

CAITLYN 

 

Honeyed words indeed, and not a single

Scrap of identity revealed therein.

 

VI

 

‘Tis a masquerade, no? Verse be’t my face.

Speak e’er as though an audience abounds

And thine ev’ry word shall be without compare.

Thus, in good company, with your highness.

 

CAITLYN

 

Highness? Dost thou spy a crown upon me?

 

VI

 

Crowns are for the clueless and unknowing.

Thou art queen by thy grace, by the piquance 

Of thy gaze. Thou art captain by thy steel

And the ease with which thy thumb caresses 

That gleaming pommel like a long lost friend.

Thou art divine by moonlight’s conference

Which shirks all duty save brightening thine eyes.

 

CAITLYN

 

Flowery speech. But after roots or petals?

Well met are we, but only just, stranger,

How knowing canst thou truly be, so soon?

Thy verse paints strokes as broad as they are thin.

Am I so simply described that thou need’st 

Merely a glance to make naked my soul?

Or, perhaps, it is novelty you seek

And each hint of true connection fostered

Dulls the forthcoming notch on thy bedpost?

Mine eyes spy only a hound before me.

Dashing, quick of tongue, and not one thing more.

 

VI

 

A wound! And without a hint of steel drawn.

If thou judge me solely by my tongue’s edge,

Know that to speak is the least of its uses.

 

CAITLYN

 

An edge that travels familiar roads.

Judgement lives beyond the shadows of doubt

Of which I have none. Rote is the music 

Though the musician may be fresh and fair. 

Speak you well of exactly those same traits

Each simpering suitor does: those you crave.

 

VI

 

I’ve spine enough not to regret wanting

But I know well as the scars on my hide

That coldest of empties: of the unheard.

If I’m of the fey here to steal thee away

Allow me instead the theft of thy woes.

Speak now, and spirit them away tonight.

 

Enter Mel, unseen

 

CAITLYN

 

Thou art kinder than I deserve, stranger.

Sharp secrets have habits in Piltover,

Untoward trends. “Speak oft yet say nothing”

Be’t our creed, lest our words find own backs at

First hint of weakness. Thus is first among

My pains: none, beloved nor beloathed, can

Be trusted when life is the cost of truth. 

 

VI

 

‘Twould be no small gamble, in fair circles.

But mine is a voice of no consequence.

 

CAITLYN

 

No consequence save my interest piqued,

Prithee unmask, thou oddest of knaves.

 

VI

 

Fast at thine order, your royal highness.

 

She unmasks

 

CAITLYN

 

I know not thy face but its tale reads plain

Common, Zaun-born, to a house with no name.

Am I known to thee? 

 

MEL

 

[Aside] Soon enough, methinks,

If the rose at thy cheek brightens further.

 

VI

 

Only as much as the sun knows the moon

By reputation alone. Enforcer,

Noble, to mine eyes opposites somehow

Fused into form. Thou art impossible, 

A beautiful, dangerous mystery.

 

CAITLYN

 

Yet thou dost not flee? I know well the scars

Left in badge’s wake. ‘Tis one among many

wrongs I had hoped to stop, in my joining.

 

VI

 

Can it be? A topsider with conscience?

Naive, yet noble by intent. ‘Tis hard 

To rid cancer of itself from within.

 

CAITLYN

 

From within, far too right. From atop, though,

No better a place from which to shine an

Inquisitive glare upon proceedings.

If there is to be justice, it must lead

From on-high, and follow through with vengeance.

Twill be no easy task, but one required 

Of my conscience to at least attempt.

VI

 

Good.

 

CAITLYN

 

Good? Nay, mine end apparent. My mother

Wishes to vouchsafe my future against

The perils of the very order I

Intend to uproot. If Her Grace believes

Me rebellious in matters of taste? 

All the better. Underestimated,

I’ll be dismissed in the halls of power

Until the moment I fill them with teeth. 

 

MEL

 

[Aside] By many, no doubt. No longer by me.

The path less traveled indeed, Kiramman.

 

VI

 

Explaining thy distaste of all suitors,

Chiefly among them mine own advances.

Thy denial all the more vehement 

With each passing palpitation lest you

Fall prey to that oldest of ailments:

 

CAITLYN

 

Love.

 

VI

 

Thou must be exhausted.

 

CAITLYN

 

And how, fey friend.

‘Tis the City of Progress, yet the sole

Metric in which such can be quantified

Is in cogs and our ability to

Cannibalize our neighbors to make them.

Mother is no poor matchmaker, alas.

There are decent, magnificent people,

though few, in their ranks, behind each of whom’s

goodly hearts lurks a future in which they 

Or their houses are held hostage against me. 

Thus is the price of my taking a stand:

For want of a blade, armed I am alone.

 

VI

 

Tripe. With blade in hand thou art incarnate.

 

They embrace

 

MEL

 

[Aside] Twould seem Caitlyn’s match is found, Duchess.

Wolf preserving, Piltover may survive ‘t.

 

A distant bell

 

CAITLYN

 

Didst thou hear the faintest of noises, then?

 

VI

 

Was that not the beating of mine own heart?

 

Faint, far off shouting: “Thieves! Thieves!”--”Guards to the southern wood!”--”They make for the river!”

 

CAITLYN

 

Thieves? At a bustling party? What madness-

 

VI

 

No! Fools, the ruinous Janna-damned fools!

 

She pulls away

 

CAITLYN

 

Wait! Thou givest the world yet leave unnamed??

 

VI

 

If thou truly believe love an anchor

Then know my timbers weigh heavy with chain.

I came accompanied by kin, bound by blood,

Now they stand a hair’s breadth from shattering.

Thou claim thine aims required by thy conscience?

Believe this required by mine, and then some. 

 

Mel emerges

 

MEL

 

Then thou would do well to bring help.

 

CAITLYN

 

Lady Medarda?! What eaves hath thou dropped?

 

MEL

 

‘Nough to have seen something sacred in bloom,

But time is not with us. We must make haste 

And fetch Lord Talis if this night is to

End bloodlessly and without pointless grief.

 

VI

 

Why help me?

 

MEL

 

Because, my darling, I’m exhausted too. 

Now, prithee, follow you both with all speed.

 

Exit Mel

 

VI

 

Thou would aid the unnamed, without question?

 

CAITLYN

 

Interrogation comes after safety.

For what I feel for thee, against all sense,

I would ride a horse foaled of an acorn.

 

VI

 

Take this then, as both a promise and thanks.

 

They kiss briefly

 

Exeunt Vi and Caitlyn severally

 


 

SCENE III A Riverbank

 

Enter Powder, Mylo, and Claggor, all bound, followed by Marcus, and Enforcers

 

MYLO

 

‘Tis a grand eve for brutality, nay?

The airs inspire such vigorous fancy

that liberate the humors and call one

Towards false imprisonment, do they not?

 

MARCUS

 

Be quiet!

 

MYLO

 

Yet one must consider, in earnest, if

In fact nature’s whims hold any purchase

Over attitudes born out of cowardice

Rather than conviction, prejudice in

Place of procedure. ‘Tis terror made flesh

To imagine such fervor commonplace.

 

MARCUS

 

Hark! Thou shalt be silent! Now, plainly tell,

What further sumpscum taints these grounds this night?

 

All remain silent

 

Well? Time wastes!

 

POWDER

 

‘Tis such an odd custom, striving for silence

Yet demanding sound once peace be acquired.

 

MARCUS

 

We shall see if thy glibness keeps after

A stay in Stillwater where you belong!

 

Enter Grayson

 

GRAYSON

 

Report, officer.

 

MARCUS

 

Sir! Our patrol caught three trencher brigands 

In flight from the Kiramman Estate, with

Masks obviously meant to aid trespass

And grand theft from the lands of their betters.

 

POWDER

 

Thou speak of theft as experts, naturally.

 

MARCUS

 

Watch your tongue!

 

POWDER

 

‘Tis cleaner than thine own, absent a boot!

 

MARCUS

 

Right!

 

He moves to strike her, but is stopped by Grayson

 

GRAYSON

 

Need I remind you, officer, of when

Last Zaunite blood spilled this side ‘the Pilt!?

The tides of chaos and anarchy which rose

In its wake, nearly plunging this city

Into out-and-out war with itself?

 

MARCUS

 

What courtesy is owed to trencher scum?

 

GRAYSON

 

It is owed to thyself, that thou shalt ne’er

Come to see such a day as I once did!

Go thee now down the riverbank, with torches.

 

MARCUS

 

At once, Reeve. For what are we searching, hence? 

 

GRAYSON

 

For their boat, you fool! Unless the discharge

Of thy duties developed competence

Only during their return trip, thy ‘thieves’

Did not arrive by land. 

 

MARCUS

 

But the prisoners-

 

GRAYSON

 

That was not a suggestion, officer!

 

MYLO

 

[Aside to Marcus] This be the time when thou runneth away.

 

Exit Marcus and Enforcers

 

GRAYSON

 

Hath thee no sense within thy heads?

Restraint lies far from Piltovan thoughts with

Tensions so tight-gripping triggers and hilts

from the Sun Gates to the Gold Way. Prithee,

What possessed thee to risk this tinderbox?

 

POWDER

Risk? Fair-weather concept from those for whom

Rain is irritant rather than life-blood.

Nay, survival and this alone our prize.

 

GRAYSON

 

A fair prize threatened by thine own presence.

The Duchess does approach, our speech must be quick.

Thou art proud, but pride cometh ‘fore a fall

Ne’er more so than now. If thou care an inch

For thy lives, look thee most lost and afraid.

By my honor, I shall aid as I can.

 

CLAGGOR

 

To Mylo and Powder

 

By her tone’s cut, we do well to obey.

 

Enter Cassandra and her train, Hoskel, and Shoola

 

CASSANDRA

 

We bid thee a good eve fast turned sour, Reeve.

 

Grayson bows

 

GRAYSON

 

Just so, your Grace, deepest apologies

For the interruption and caused alarm.

 

CASSANDRA

 

Simply thy duty and no foul, at ease. 

By our ears’ intimations We expected 

An invading army, half the Lanes on

The march. Before Us sit three youths. Explain.

 

HOSKEL

 

Children? Old enough to know right from wrong,

now having made their choice with abandon.

 

GRAYSON

 

The Grey weighs heavily at hand, your Grace.

No treasures nor materials were found

Among their few possessions, when searched.

 

SHOOLA

 

Cached on the grounds, no doubt, thievery

Being inveterate pastime well mastered

to those born in the undercity, mark.

 

GRAYSON

 

Begging pardon, dwindling recourse remains

In pursuing judgement in search of crime;

Pushed into reversal, justice oft’ break

Afore ‘t bend. At risk of opining

Beyond my station, we have little need 

Of jagged edges where peace may be cut.

 

CASSANDRA

 

Neither can precedent be set implying 

Those who err do so with impunity.

 

HOSKEL

 

What manner of reeve suggests pardoning

Those who menace the public? Nay, a stay

In the Hold teach fears falsely forgotten. 

 

Enter Caitlyn, speaking immediately, followed by Mel, Jayce, and Vi

 

CAITLYN

 

One who hath shivered the hopeless chill clung

fast to every brick of that fell dungeon,

‘Nough to know it a place of last resort

To the just and a thing far worse to Zaun.

A fact which gracefully deposits us 

At the sight ‘fore me, with a fair question:

Why are my honored guest’s attendants in chains?

 

POWDER

 

[Aside to Mylo] Honored guests?

 

MYLO

 

[Aside to Powder] Attendants?

 

CLAGGOR

 

[Aside to both] Quiet, while we have tongues left to query.

 

HOSKEL

 

Come now, young Kiramman, these—

 

CAITLYN

 

Hold. Thy. Tongue.

Thou shalt know when to speak by the wither

Of thy spine against my gaze, Don Hoskel,

And thou shalt address me as Officer.

 

HOSKEL

 

To Cassandra

 

You Grace I hardly imagine—

 

CASSANDRA

 

Leave us.

 

Exit Hoskel, Shoola, and others

 

It would appear there is much overdue

Discussion to be had entre-nous , so

Smoothly released now after much silence.

 

To Mel

 

Your doing, Lady Medarda?

 

MEL

 

Not I, your Grace.

Much as admission cramps, liberation

Of tongues springs wholly from another’s lips.

 

CASSANDRA

 

To Jayce

 

And you?

 

JAYCE

 

My lips are innocent, your Grace,

And thus owed no credit for the rare chance 

Thy daughter’s actions hath placed at our feet.

But if I hath earned a sprig of thy trust 

During my years in your service, listen,

Your Grace, for the sake of all Piltover.

 

CASSANDRA

 

Chance being a close bedfellow to risk,

Necessary for prosperity, yet

Deserving of care before ‘tis embraced.

 

To Caitlyn

 

This I have well taught thee from thy first steps.

Thy sparkling eyes speak of… other concerns,

Namely mine ignorance of ‘honored guests’

Let alone those whose ‘attendants’ indeed

Hail from the undercity, far past strange.

What hast thou brought upon us, daughter mine?

 

CAITLYN

 

Taking Vi’s hand

My heart, finally roused from leaden sleep

With impossible speed, spiting caution

By way of honest words in dulcet tones,

Mutual infatuation not most

In flesh but in relief, sweetest solace

Of a siblinghood found in shared fatigue.

Before you stands Violet. She is my other.

 

POWDER

 

[Aside] Sister sister, what madness hast thou made?

 

CASSANDRA

 

No made match of mine, clear to be seen.

 

To Vi

 

A twilight romance, love at first sight?

 

VI

 

Verily. Stumbling in the dark, at first

Blinded, soon beheld, matched now in lock-step

Most sure-footed for the other’s luster.

 

CASSANDRA

 

Then, daughter, thou hast truly lost thy way.

 

CAITLYN

 

It is not loss to be other than you,

Making of marriage naught but one more tool

In thy chest, for therein dwells not a heart,

But an engine ‘burns dreams in place of blood!

 

CASSANDRA

 

Didst think me e’er smitten with thy father, 

That I cherished no one else ‘fore him?

Improper passions tearfully left fallow?

Thou hast partaken of our shared doom, child,

As thou art not other to me, but same!

My hubris is no weak belief I am

In some respect better, but in thinking

That with labors I might spare thee such pain.

 

CAITLYN

 

Strangled with silken cord, stealing glimpses

Of the world in gasps, scarless and starving

For anything ‘sides the quiet passage 

Of time as I discharge makework duties

With no impact to those in most dire need.

Truly, absent agony I flourish.

 

CASSANDRA

 

A point beyond made, but answer me this:

In this moment thou art filled with courage. 

When comes morrow, with it slings and arrows

Abstract as the driftwood lining this beach,

Will thou manage to stomach a love felt

Only across battle lines and barricades?

Will it remain a worthy aching then?

This I ask in earnest, not rhetoric.

 

VI

 

Remains are chaos’ only sure reward.

From whence I hail, a sight utterly common,

Grown rote to children ‘neath the Entresol

Yet never welcome, save by the Barons

And all Topside, or so I long believed.

Of all things I thought to find in yon heights,

Last among them was an inspiration.

 

CASSANDRA

 

Honeyed words.

 

CAITLYN

 

Her well-slaked inclination.

 

MEL

 

Your Grace, they speak truth by my testament;

At thine order I hath searched for a match 

Whose standing would shield thy heir against a

Coming war. In true Kiramman grandeur, 

She hath scorned all odds, finding one herself

well-suited towards birthing its prevention.

 

CASSANDRA

 

Scion of a high house and a nameless rogue? 

The scandal alone halt the warmongers

Firstly by sending their jaws to the floor.

 

JAYCE

 

Better scandal than the dark age we tempt 

In turning tools of labor to battle.

CASSANDRA

 

Flimsy.

 

MEL

 

As are all things freshly built and newborn.

 

A pause

 

CASSANDRA

 

Reeve Grayson, seems thy trade found no purchase

This night, your thieves conjured by drunken fools.

Ensure our guests reach the bridge unmolested,

A duty befitting a particular

Officer in thy ranks, I imagine.

 

GRAYSON

 

At thy order, your Grace.

 

She unbinds those shackled

 

POWDER

 

With the moon comes mercy, touch feather-light?

 

CAITLYN

 

Justice, not mercy, duly avowed.

 

CASSANDRA

 

See not this act as final, nor shielding.

In my allowance I loose wolves ‘pon thee,

Too many wielding claws of ink and gold.

 

CAITLYN

 

‘Tis not Kiramman to know surrender.

 

CASSANDRA

 

‘Tis not motherhood to withhold one’s pride.

Quicken thee now, ‘fore time quickens us all.

 

Exit Caitlyn, Vi, Mylo, Powder, and Claggor

 

MEL

 

Our work completes, yet the night remains young.

 

JAYCE

 

‘Nough for favors rendered? 

 

MEL

 

At thy convenience.

 

Exit Mel and Jayce

 

GRAYSON

 

“Improper passions tearfully left fallow?”

 

CASSANDRA

 

Not another word.

 

GRAYSON

 

As you wish, your Grace.

 

Exeunt

 


 

Scene IV A Bridge

 

Enter Caitlyn, Vi, Powder, Mylo, and Claggor

 

CLAGGOR

 

Lost in the current, painter ‘round driftwood

cleat failed its given task. Our craft made off

Into the yawning night taking all chance

Of flight with ‘t, no one ashore the wiser. 

 

MYLO

 

Puzzle for the Gate minders, come morning,

Source of shame for she charged with securing ‘t.

 

POWDER

 

[Aside] Insecurity closer at thy hand.

 

CAITLYN

 

Good that she did; proof of intent makes the ruse

Of ‘honored guests’ all the more frayed in twine. 

Though thy sodden boots imply another 

Story, of who failed to beach the vessel 

Properly to begin with, prithee?

 

POWDER

 

To Vi

 

Can we keep her?

 

VI

 

Survive us the night afore the morrow

Bears consideration. ‘Til the Howler

Reach the bedrock, hold thy celebration.

 

MYLO

 

Pray what remains for us to celebrate?

 

VI

 

That thou hast breath yet left to complain, fool! 

 

POWDER

 

Plus the new gleam in thine eyes, starstruck sap.

 

CLAGGOR

 

To be expected, given her tendency

Of being struck, from whence stars often spring.

 

VI

 

Would that be aspirational, brother?

 

CAITLYN

 

Observational, darling, and sharply so.

 

A metallic screeching, followed by a hollow bell

 

CLAGGOR

 

The clarion call; our buckboard beckons.

 

CAITLYN

 

If that wail calls hither, I shudder to

Imagine its cheer.

 

CLAGGOR

 

‘Tis the sound of home.

 

MYLO

 

‘Tis a sound meaning we must hurry,

I’ve no wish to descend on foot so late.

 

CAITLYN

 

[Aside] Damnable alacrity, worst in time.

 

‘Tis… punctual, if broadly cacophonous…

 

VI

 

[Aside] Blasted hourglass, forcing such brevity,

Ignorant of sweet nothings left unsaid…

‘Haps ‘tis better as scheme, smiling memory

As reality frowns; in descent I might vanish

With me all inconvenience from her life…

 

POWDER

 

[Aside to Vi] Let time shatter; be no servant to sand.

Thy self-assigned duty bears fruits in our

Liberty and, thus, lies done. Assign thee

Thine own keeper, see there thy worthy keep.

Let not thy worries squander thy wishes.

 

VI

 

[Aside to Powder] Worries well-founded and starkly proven.

 

POWDER

 

[Aside to Vi] “Well-founded” Thou art impossible, mark.

The longing ‘tween thine eyes soon reach the moon 

And thus, for this, thou shalt thank me later:

 

If you insist, dear sister, stay. Follow

Soon after thou hast sufficiently… liaised.

 

CAITLYN

 

Oh?

 

MYLO

 

Alone? Why would—

 

Claggor covers Mylo’s mouth and drags him along

 

CLAGGOR

 

Good night, Vi, and good luck.

 

Exit Powder, Mylo, and Claggor

 

CAITLYN

 

Coordination to rival any fleet.

I come to appreciate thy labors.

 

VI

 

Years of training. Siblinghood is but war

Absent flags and moral hesitancy,

On a battlefield of good intentions.

CAITLYN

 

‘Tis a foreign shore. Piltovan nobles

Lack Noxus’ need for redundant heirs;

What once meant security brings only

Competition comes the majority.

So slight a glance of thy lifestyle still grants

a taste of the undiscovered, to me.

 

VI

 

A stalwart ache, at times, but of the sort

Whose hurt sparks joy rather than lament.

For whom selfhood martyrs in kinship’s favor.

 

CAITLYN

 

‘Tis said martyrs find paradise within

Conflagration. Worthy reward, methinks.

Ne’er did I ask, what brought thee hence this night?

 

VI

 

I would think it obvious?

 

CAITLYN

 

Perhaps so. Safety now found and at hand,

Interrogation my inclined action.

Prithee, speak me the truth from thine own tongue.

 

VI

 

At the start, what always brings us across.

A lack. We e’er lack for how much is took

From our mouths, ‘haps to be soon discarded

Near the close of a grand garden party.

Though at present, thought strays to abundance

Who sleeps a bridge long as the world away.

 

CAITLYN

 

Always with honey, yet I demand steel,

Wisdom catching as folly’s quickness fades.

I know my chief wish, even now becalmed.

“Speak e’er as though an audience abounds.”

Since birth I have known a crowd’s scrutiny 

And abhorred it; e’er watched for slightest err.

For so long the swell of witness has meant 

Masks, barriers, layered meanings, stinging

Barbs made of object subject pronoun verb.

Yet somehow thou hast made of my heart a 

Marvel with ten thousand voices all saying

The same thing: savor this, for ‘tis only

The start and what follows is eternal.

Answer, in truth, does thy heart say the same?

More urgently, dost thou care to listen?

 

VI

The truth is honey, for my steel is rust.

The truth eludes my throat as a fox flees

A hunter’s snare: out of preservation.

The truth is that thou hath spurred within me

A lifetime’s longing with a single smile

In spite of that life’s time spent burying

all precious softness which bleeds in the sun,

Rationing care to feed a ravenous heart,

Careful and cautious and passive and safe.

In thine arms, all bares and nothing is safe.

A beautiful, dangerous mystery

boldly able to find love for a wretch

Chronically absent such for herself.

Thus, wildly enamored, I am terrified.

In my fear, I suspect myself asleep,

For surely ‘tis dream to feel so strongly

For a stranger, and surely delusion

To discover thou art stranger no more.

 

CAITLYN

 

Then ‘tis done. Each other’s, plain and always.

 

VI

 

Just like that? No contracts, ceremonies?

 

Caitlyn takes Vi’s hands in her own

 

CAITLYN

 

The moment worthy of celebration

Comes when holding you is ordinary

Rather than revolution. Until such day,

I need no cartographer to affirm

no bridge will e’er part me from thy sunset,

And eternal I await thee as dawn.

 

VI

 

Now who speaks honey?

 

CAITLYN

 

Naught but thine insidious influence.

 

VI

 

‘Tis humbly given. Sweetness becomes thee.

 

CAITLYN

 

Shared it shall be, once more before the now

Ends and tomorrow begins. Let this

Moment be ours, and this bridge our bastion,

By the moon witnessed, and by ourselves freed.

 

They embrace, kissing, before slowly separating

 

Exit Caitlyn to one side, Vi to the other

 


 

EPILOGUE 

 

Enter Heimerdinger, instrument in hand

 

HEIMERDINGER

 

One hailed from towers, the other a trench

Yet each had in them a thirst needing quench

Spellbound by brilliance, conjoined against wrong

Apart mere verses, together a song

I hope thou join me in wishing them well

Their tale continues, but not ours to tell

That potential, hereby, persists in you

Knowing what’s possible, what shalt thou do?

 

Let thought remain raw, as curtain doth fall

Lest all has been said be lost in the squall

Chiefly, always to thine own heart follow

For lacking such, all progress is hollow

 

Keep in thy minds, as we bid thee anon:

‘Tis we are the stuff as dreams are made on.

 

Exit Heimerdinger

 

Notes:

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