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Cookie has created the chat The Pantheon’s Chat II!
Cookie added Life, Death, Aothnanogoag, Goatman, IDK, Paige and Star to The Pantheon’s Chat II!
14:32
Star: what
Life: What is this? /genq
Goatman: HAIIIIII ^-^
Cookie: lightning made a new software!
Cookie: It’s like WhatsApp and Discord but more secure
Cookie: just in case
Aothnanogoag: Was the previous chat not enough?
Cookie: I would prefer to not think about that chat actually
Aothnanogoag: Fair enough
Paige: previous chat?
Cookie: Old chat from Before
Paige: ah
Goatman: oh NICKNAMES YES
Goatman has changed their name to dilf!
Star: Was that really necessary?
dilf: yes
Cookie has changed their name to baja b1tch!
Life: Cookie.
baja b1tch: Life.
Aothnanogoag has changed their name to The All Father!
Paige: bit pretintious don’t u think
The All Father: Says you
Death has left The Pantheon’s Chat II!
Life: No.
Life has added Death to The Pantheon’s Chat II!
Death has left The Pantheon’s Chat II!
baja b1tch: No.
baja b1tch has added Death to The Pantheon’s Chat II!
Death: Fine.
Life: You’re stuck with us now.
Death: I hate you all.
baja b1tch: even me? :(
Death: I hate most of you.
baja b1tch: :D
Paige has created the chat The Silly Society!
Paige has added Star, Nine, Nirvan and Mary to The Silly Society!
14:36
Nine: thought i asked you to leave me alone
Paige: nope its bonding tme
Star: How fun
Star: Can’t wait
Nirvan: what’s this
Mary: rhifjhusiufhduhf
Nine: lmao?
Paige: hollyhock icu typing for her just use txt to speech
Mary: tyue3uofgyrinjkcnsi
Star: press the microphone button
Mary: Hello I am not sure what this strange device is but Mary wants to talk to you she just doesn’t know what she’s doing hey no I’m good with technology no stop
Nine: lol
Star: lol
Paige: lol
Nirvan: lol
Mary: How do I change my name mary wants her full name on this thing
Paige: i can do it! wat do u want ur nickname to be
Mary: Mary Jane East aye her full name
Paige has changed Mary’s nickname to Mary Jane East aye!
Nine: east aye
Mary Jane East aye: No not East aye East aye
Mary Jane East aye: East aye
Mary Jane East aye: East aye
Paige: ya that’s wat i did
Mary Jane East aye: East aye
Nirvan: East aye
Star: Do you need any help with that or
Mary Jane East aye: No I can get it myself I can do it for her
Mary Jane East aye: East aye
Nirvan: i don’t think it’s working
Star: おまえらみんなバカだ
Nirvan: HEY
Cookie has created the chat Rulers Chat!
Cookie has added Dove, Aothnanogoag, Echo, Nixi and Athena to Rulers Chat!
14:43
Cookie: gotta make all the chats now for future reference
Cookie: this is for communication between all the different worlds
Cookie: i have basement stuff a for otherworld echo for niflheim dove for underworld nixi for mer and ocean Athena for olympus
Dove: Ok got it
Aothnanogoag: Good to knwo
Athena: I admit, I still struggle a little with new technology- especially with my new device- but thank you for informing me of this ‘groupchat’s’ purpose!
Echo sent an image!
[Image Description: A pixelated photo of a cat close to the camera with wide pupils. It is captioned ‘thank uuuu!’]
Cookie has changed their name to Basement Queen!
Basement Queen: Gotta be formal ripppp
Dove: Can you change my name
Basement Queen: ya i’ve gotchu
Cookie has changed Dove’s name to Underworld Queen!
Underworld Queen: Thank you
Aothnanogoag has changed their name to All Father!
Echo has changed their name to elsa!
Athena: Formal, Ms Echo.
Athena has changed their name to Olympus Queen!
elsa sent an image!
[Image Description: A photo of a cat that appears to be crying.]
elsa has changed their name to Niflheim Queen!
Olympus Queen: Thank you.
Nixi: wha
Nixi: tank you for the waterproof devices btw!!
Basement Queen: ya ofc any time!
Basement Queen: I’ll get your nickname
Basement Queen has changed Nixi’s name to Ocean Queen!
Nixi: tank!
4:13
Mr 47 joined Rulers Chat!
Mr 47 changed their name to Metallica!
6:27
Basement Queen: fuck
Basement Queen has removed Metallica from Rulers Chat!
The Pantheon’s Chat II
6:40
baja b1tch: just overheard someone calling the basement critters parkato
baja b1tch: any of u guys heard that?
Life: I have! It’s what Dove calls us, too.
All Father: Yeah the eldritch do that too
Paige: huh
Star: Could be worse
Star: Speaking of basement critters can we make a group chat with all of them?
baja b1tch: oh that’s gonna be so chaotic
baja b1tch: lets do it
Cookie has created the chat The Basement!
Cookie has added Life, Death, Aothnanogoag, Goatman, IDK, Paige, Star, Mary, Nine, Nirvan, Luchine, Astrumare, Avis, Lightning and 27 others to The Basement!
6:42
Cookie has given Life and Aothnanogoag administrator permissions!
Cookie: this new chat works gr8 @Lightning ty!
Cookie: there’s the everybody is typing
Nine: oh great another chat
Goatman: so many people >-<
Astrumare: oh hello everybody! :)
Life: Hello! :D
Raven: WHATS UP GUYS!!!!!!
Star: I’m sure this is going to be a perfectly normal groupchat with no drama or problems whatsoever
Glitch: Hello everybody!
Cookie: wait hold on
Cookie has changed the chat name to The Basement + Friends!
Cookie: there we go
Lila: I feel so seen.
Dove: Hi
Dove: Sorry underworld reception is bad
Cookie: ur all good
Lightning: Dear Cookie, you are welcome! From, Lightning
Cookie: lightning u
Cookie: u dont need to write messages like a letter
Star: LMAO
Captain: Hi everybody
Nine: who even are you
Captain: Captain
Nine: yeah got that bit
Aothnanogoag: This is going to be interesting
Life: Yep.
Zappy: AJHGCHJSKJHBFGJAVIJODGBVYEGTFRIUTRYUIHBDJKS
Daishin: Mhm.
Paige: wow
Murinus has changed their name to NotDeadYet!
Luchine: weeeeeellllll teeeechically
Mako has changed their name to mako69!
Nine: seriously
Paruko: Mako why would you do that
mako69: Funny 😜👻
Dee: XD
Nine: oh god
Lila: *gods
Nine: shut up
Astrumare: don’t be rude! :(
Nine: fuck you
NotDeadYet: mecore
Mary: What does that mean
Mary: Also hi it’s hollyhock again Mary still doesn’t know how to use technology don’t look at me like that
Star: Avis also refuses to use technology so we probably won’t be seeing much of them
Avis: using it just to spite you now
Star: Wow
June was added to The Basement + Friends!
Life: WHAT?
Cookie: HELLO I DID NOT ADD YOU
Paige: ?????
June: hello
Cookie: NO
Cookie: wait
Cookie: ur dead
Cookie: alr whos pranking us
June: what are you talking about
June: pretty sure I’m alive
Life: I doubt that for some reason
Cookie: ur dead
Cookie: how are u here
THE NARRATOR: DO NOT WORRY ABOUT IT.
Cookie: oh
Cookie: yeah ok
Life: Checks out!
Aothnanogoag: Yeah okay
Raven: why SHOULDNT we have a dead person in a chat full of DEAD PEOPLE
Dove: Was the capitalisation really necessary
Raven: YES