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Dear Diary, My stupid dad made me write in this for my mental health or whatever. Jokes on him though I just saw him receive something in the mail and he looked absolutely flabbergasted.
He decided to invite uncle Ron and aunt Hermione (euughhh, I have to see rose) bye on the bright side he also called the Malfoys over (yayyyy Scorpius) oh shit wait rose and Scorpius are gonna be in the same room.
What ever dad started getting nervous about his singing abilities. Is he gonna perform teenage dream in concert or some shit.
Omg omg omg sweetie I mean Scorpius is here. Rose is here too I guess, Draco just looked at the letter and nearly busted. What the heck?
He’s like Harry WE HAVE TO GO
Dad agreed Said something about knocking up and needing to confront someone.
Anyway mom said he can go, she agrees with both Draco and Harry about needing to confront someone and said someone being cute? She’s not going with them though she wasn’t in the band?(what?) and she wants to become a more prominent journalist. And would prefer to report on things in Britain.
Auntie said she couldn’t go to America because of the ministry. Uncle doesn’t care about his ‘supposed ex’ or ‘damn yanks’
Dad decided to show us what was making him tweak like crazy
BLODIE GOFFIK ROS BACJ IN CINRT IN CONE ILAND Fr JUS (1! NITE
WINRTS ENOMY VAMPIR DAKU AND YHE OTERS
TEY WILB HAVE ONR PETFORMABE IN PTYE PARK PHAMTASMA
AFYER THE GOFFIK STUP SHOW
TILETS START AT LIKE A LOU OF MONE
-Mr.E
Albus shut his journal and said,
“DAD CAN I PLEASE COME WITH YOU TO CONEY?”