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“hrm”
Fries hummed, rubbing his chin in deep thought.
He was currently seated on a rock, typing away on his chromebook that he had for whatever reason.
“hm, what was- OH! I forgot that gelatin is a host now. I conveniently have the password to his google account memorised, that means i can log into his presentations and check who’s gonna get eliminated next!!” Fries rubs his hands together mischievously.
type type type he typed away evilly, accessing the google presentation the WTFrs had fixed to show the results of the voting
“oh my tatters! i’m on this slideshow, they must really like my face haha” He snickered, scrolling a bit. His face then plummeted.
“wait.”
“they’re gonna eliminate ME? ME??” He yelled out loud, before quickly closing the chromebook and getting up.
“this is an utter tragedy!” he yelled, running around in search for the others.
“hosts! hosts!” he chanted.
Golfball appears out of nowhere, blinking at him questioningly.
“HM! Exactly why are you screaming?!”
“You’re gonna eliminate me?! Why me??” Fries exclaimed upon Golfballs arrival.
“What? how do you know that.” Golfballs balls eyebrow appeared and raised in a questioning manner.
“it literally said it in the google presentation! Did you lose your brain bossy bot, HM?” Fries waved his stinky arms meaningly.
“how did you access the presentation? uouywu e not supposed to know that,,,,.” Golfball scolded, scoffing loudly.
“well,,, i guess we have no choice but to give you the BOOT,,,” the round object said, running off to gossip to the WTFrs,, Fries staring at her with a shocked face as he watched the ball run away.
“oh my taters,, this can't be HAPPENING!”
Fries looks around in panic, spotting some moving objects in the distance. He started sprinting full speed towards them.
“GUYS! GAUUUUUYS” he screamed, the objects in the distance turned too look at him in horror before also starting too run and scream. Fries assumed a host or something was following him with murderous intent, not considering that HE was the one scaring the others away.
“NOOO COME BACK GYSSU AHLEP ME HELP”
He waved his arms, proceeding too fall flat on the ground because he disrupted his balance, though he quickly scrambled too his feet.
“please! they cant eliminate mee!” fries cried after the objects, which ran further and further away, too far for him too catch up before they disappeared.
“ugh.” Fries sighed loudly, helplessly wandering around. “i need a big bad object who can protect me vro” He exclaimed.
He looked around, he then jumped as an lightbulb appeared over his head.
“o mya tatters, i have an idea” he said, waddling off towards the evil forest.
He wandered right into the evil forest, scurring past the tall and menacing ass trees.
A distant boom in the background make fries halt and look around. He grins. “EVIL LEAFY! I’M OVER HERE!” he yelled, jumping up and down, trying too alert the corrupted leaf.
EVIL leafy appeared infront of him, staring intensely.
Fries backed up. “woaaaah there, do you ever blink?”
Evil leafy didn’t look amused.
She probably couldn’t.
Fries took the fact that she wasn’t eating him, as a sign that he could go ahead.
“You’re gonna help me, NOW.” He declared, met with silence.
Evil leafy teleported a foot closer to fries, as if trying to slowly back him out of the forest.
Fries raised an eyebrow, before shrugging and leaning in, too which evil leafy responded with by teleporting like 5 feet backwards.
“what??” Fries exclaimed. “did you NOT want a smoocharo? why come so close then!” He scoffed, throwing his hands in the air.
“Wait, i know.” Fries said, lowering his arms, smirking.
“You want too smoocharo me, but you need some time.” He snickered. “Look, they’re planning too eliminate ME, so i’ll make you a deal. If you help me, i’ll give you a smoocharo when it’s all over.” He proposed proudly, looking at evil leafy intently for a response.
Evil leafy stood silent.
“that’s a yes right?” Fries questioned, still staring at her.
When she didn’t disagree, fries took that as a yes.