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It was a normal morning for Isagi Yoichi.
Waking up next to his beautiful, ahem, ugly boyfriend was not a pleasant experience. (Stop lying Yoichi.)
He stretched his arms.
Went to the kitchen to prepare breakfast.
He loved the silence before his Mihya woke up. He would dance around the kitchen corner while blasting his J-pop playlist on max.
Today, he was playing his playlist on shuffle, and Natori was on.
His songs have that type of vibe where you just want to dance the night away.
He toasted bread while preparing the coffee.
He made a Milk coffee for himself and a black one for Michael. The first time when he made a Milk coffee for him. Michael didn't like it and poured the coffee in sink while grumbling “ Sorry,I know I shouldn't waste this but never make this bullshit for me” Yoichi didn't like that but appreciated how he apologized first.
He went back to the room so he could wake Michael up.
But there was a completely different scenario playing on.
Michael was sleeping, but there was someone else who was snuggling next to him while rubbing their face on his chest.
Inspecting further into their looks,they look exactly like him but with softer features and long hair falling till their shoulders.
That enraged him. He yanked the blanket off.
The person woke up at once, but Michael? He mumbled, “Five more minutes, Mein schatz”
HOW CAN HE NOT NOTICE THAT SOMEONE ELSE WAS SLEEPING WITH HIM RIGHT NOW?!
When he looked at that person. They are actually a girl.
She rubbed her eyes and looked at him like he was the worst thing to happen on earth.
“ What happened? Mich- WAIT, WHO. ARE. YOU.?!”
Isagi folded his arms and glared at her.
“ That should be my question! Who are you, and what are you doing with my boyfriend?”
“Excuse me, you are mistaking-” she pinched the bridge of her nose.
Then she saw it. Her eyes widened as she saw the sleeping figure of Michael.
“HUH?!” She was flabbergasted.
“ Don't huh me here! Explain,” he was drumming his fingers against his arm.
“ Wait, I think you are at the wrong house. This is Michaela and my house.”
Isagi’s patience was ticking like a bomb waiting for a dispute.
“ You are quite bold to say that. This is MICHAEL'S and MY house, Missy.”
“Woah woah YOU broke into my house!”
“Oh, silly, it's the opposite of that YOU BROKE INTO MY HOUSE!!”
She stood up and glared at him in his eyes.
“Don't you have manners! Is this how you treat a lady?”
“So it got reduced to my manners when we should be talking about YOUR manners, young lady!”
He stood firmly on guard.
How dare she?!
How dare he?!
She thought as she approached him.
Yanking him by the shirt’s collar.
“I don’t know what you think of yourself, but you better know who you are messing with”
Isagi slapped away her hand.
“Oh yeah, I would LOVE to know the name of the person who broke in MY house”
The girl’s face soured with the words.
“It’s Yoichika Isagi You FUCKER” she was about to punch but Isagi caught her punch.
“Sure, Isagi- WAIT, WHY DO YOU HAVE MY LAST NAME?”
“WHAT?”
They both stared at each other.
Isagi slowly said, “I- My name is Yoichi Isagi. And as far as I remember, I don’t have any sister or relative with the name of Yoichika Isagi”
“Me too, Genius!”
As they were processing their new situation, Michael was awake and staring at both of them.
“Yo-yoichi? What is this? Some sort of prank?” His eyes trying to filter out the two Isagis.
“WHAT? NO!” They both snapped.
For a moment, they made eye contact and immediately turned their head away.
“No, like you two look so alike! It’s almost like I am watching a Female Version of you!” He tried to gesture to both of them.
“Did that nap reset your brain or something? That’s the dumbest thing I've heard”
“Exactly. What would you expect from a man?” She rolled her eyes.
“Excuse me? You do not insult my boyfriend like that!” He hissed.
“I can and I will”
Kaiser’s mind was doing gymnastics with the current situation.
What do you mean someone is there in the room other than them?
AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT THEY LOOK ALIKE?
“Ok ok, look Isagi-”
“WHAT?” They both snapped their heads towards him.
He looked like a deer caught in headlights.
What is the meaning of this!?
The girl’s eyes were scanning him now.
She approached him.
Really close.
Like really close.
Examining his features like he were an artwork showcased in the Ancient Museum.
“You look a lot like Michaela! Are you Michaela?” She started to grope his chest.
Isagi’s blood boiled.
“WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING!?” His voice dripping with venom.
Michael immediately went behind his Isagi.
“Who. is. She.” He asked in a small voice.
“I don’t know some stupid crazy girl named Yoichika Isagi!” Said Isagi while still throwing daggers at her.
“WHAT?!” He doesn’t have a clue how to deal with this.
“Wow” She said with a little interest.
“Get behind me, Mihya, She can’t do anything to you!”
“STOP TREATING ME LIKE A CREEP”
“YOU ARE” This time it was Michael who was behind Yoichi like a cat hissing to a dangerous creature.
“The Michaela I know won’t do shit like that”
“Obviously, Because I AM NOT MICHAELA!”
“Hold on. I need to think.”
“Oh, you even have a brain” Yoichi snickered.
“Shut up for a while!”
She looked around for a while.
She chewed her lower lip as she was deep in thought.
Yoika turned around and asked Michael.
“What’s your full name?”
“Why do you wanna know?”
“JUST SAY IT GOD DAMN IT!”
“Whatever. It’s Michael Kaiser”
She groaned.
“OF COURSE THAT STUPID WISH!”
“Care to explain? Since we aren’t crazy like you!” Yoichi displayed a clear contempt.
“I think I might have travelled to another dimension where Michaela and I are boys”
They were both speechless.
“Why do you think that is a believable excuse?” Isagi hesitated before asking.
“No like look, I know it sounds crazy-”
“It is Crazy!” Michael exclaimed.
“DO NOT INTERUPT ME!”
“STOP TALKING TO HIM LIKE THAT!”
The Isagis were at each other’s throats at this point.
Michael exhaled. And pulled them apart.
“Alright fine fine. You two should stop acting like you will murder each other. Girl Isagi, you can go on”
“Fine, so Michaela and I were drunk and were thinking of us in other universes, and we joked about how great it would be to meet our male selves”
Isagi was dumbstruck.
“You are here because of a stupid, drunk wish?”
Michael tried to stifle his laughter.
Yoichika, now embarrassed, nodded slowly.
They both laughed out loud now.
“I am sorry, but this is straight up funny!”
“I know right!”
The couple was laughing like Hyenas.
“Shut up you two!” Yoichika fumed.
“Yeah, yeah sureeeee”, hummed Michael.
Yoika’s eyes showed a hint of mischief.
“ Of course, but I didn’t know that the male version of Michaela would be this sexy and hot”
With that, Michael choked on his laughter.
Yoichi, trying to be calm, asked, “ Are you flirting with my Mihya right now?”
“Maybe?” She smirked. “ I don’t have Michaela with me now, and welllll he is her but with a dick. So I don’t see the problem with flirting”
“ Are you serious?” Yoichi popped a vein on his forehead.
She got near Michael, wrapping her arms around his arm.
“Woah, you are such a big boy”
“WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK GET AWAY FROM HIM AND YOU WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BLUSHING!?” Isagi visibly raged.
“ GOD FORBID I WAS BORN AS I AM”, cried Michael.
“YOU GET AWAY FROM HIM!”
“Why~? Jealous?” She showed her tongue while tightening her arms around his arm.
“OF COURSE YOU BITCH-” He wrapped his arms on the other arm of Michael’s.
Michael was sweating and was having an overload.
They were literally playing a tug of war with him as the rope.
He was never nervous as he was now with two Yoichis.
Correction: One Yoichi and One Female Yoichi.
Next thing he knew, He was getting kissed on his cheeks.
Each cheek belonging to the Isagis.
The left was getting kissed by Yoichika.
And the right was getting kissed by Yoichi.
Michael.exe stopped working. Please try again.
Michael’s brain short-circuited.
His already processing brain was overwhelmed by the bickering of the Isagis.
They were still screaming at the top of their lungs at each other.
He inhaled sharply.
“You two, get off me for god’s sake!” Michael scolded them as he regained his thinking power.
The Isagis flinched.
“Are you two deaf? I told you two to get off me,” His voice hauntingly calm.
They both sat down on the bed, glaring at each other.
“Alright, Yoichi and Girl Yoichi-”
“It’s Yoichika”
“Ok fine! Yoichi and Yoichika, I am not a fucking toy that you two can fight over….For god’s sake, behave like the adults you are” He rubbed his temples.
Yoichika started to whisper to Yoichi, “Don’t you like it how he says our name, like so damn hot”
“WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU AFTER ME?! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND FOR FUCK’S SAKE” said Kaiser freaking out.
“Since the world decided to keep me away from my super hot girlfriend, I decided to make it everyone’s problem,” she said, blowing on her nails.
Yoichi murmured “ Such a fucking headache ”
“Ughh, whatever, I am going for a quick shower, I need a break” Michael started to pull his shirt up, and Yoichika whistled at the sight. “Woooooooah Mikey, Got a lot of gains heh”
“I think I am going to need a pepper spray now”, he immediately hid his exposed skin.
“You were the dumb one who decided to pull his shirt off in front of her” Yoichi scowled.
“Excuse me? Isn’t this about modesty!?” He groaned.
He sighed and went towards the bathroom.
“Hmmm, alone? Can I join? She followed him.
“GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME. OH. MY. GOD.” He slammed the door on her face.
Yoichi pulled her away from the door. “I can’t believe this is me as a girl” he spoke to himself.
“Excuse me? I am right here,” She winced with pain.
Michael’s brain short-circuited.
His already processing brain was overwhelmed by the bickering of the Isagis.
They were still screaming at the top of their lungs at each other.
He inhaled sharply.
“You two, get off me for god’s sake!” Michael scolded them as he regained his thinking power.
The Isagis flinched.
“Are you two deaf? I told you two to get off me,” His voice hauntingly calm.
They both sat down on the bed, glaring at each other.
“Alright, Yoichi and Girl Yoichi-”
“It’s Yoichika”
“Ok fine! Yoichi and Yoichika, I am not a fucking toy that you two can fight over….For god’s sake, behave like the adults you are” He rubbed his temples.
Yoichika started to whisper to Yoichi, “Don’t you like it how he says our name, like so damn hot”
“WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU AFTER ME?! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND FOR FUCK’S SAKE” said Kaiser freaking out.
“Since the world decided to keep me away from my super hot girlfriend, I decided to make it everyone’s problem,” she said, blowing on her nails.
Yoichi murmured “ Such a fucking headache ”
“Ughh, whatever, I am going for a quick shower, I need a break” Michael started to pull his shirt up, and Yoichika whistled at the sight. “Woooooooah Mikey, Got a lot of gains heh”
“I think I am going to need a pepper spray now”, he immediately hid his exposed skin.
“You were the dumb one who decided to pull his shirt off in front of her” Yoichi scowled.
“Excuse me? Isn’t this about modesty!?” He groaned.
He sighed and went towards the bathroom.
“Hmmm, alone? Can I join? She followed him.
“GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME. OH. MY. GOD.” He slammed the door on her face.
Yoichi pulled her away from the door. “I can’t believe this is me as a girl” he spoke to himself.
“Excuse me? I am right here,” She winced with pain.
“Why are so damn freaky?! Aren’t girls supposed to be nice?” He hissed.
“Well, I am a girl with hobbies”
“Those hobbies include harassing others’ boyfriends?”
“HOLD ON, He is our boyfriend, silly, I am just you-”
“Stop, get a filter! AND NO HE IS MY BOYFRIEND”
“Ok I don’t wanna do this. He WAS your boyfriend, I am soon making him MY boyfriend!”
If his parents didn’t teach him to be gentle with girls, he would by now slapped the shit out of this version him. He refuses to accept her as a part of him!
“Ha ha ha very funny”
“You are just jealous that I am a free spirit”
“That’s the fucking problem”
He just wants to bury himself on the ground and never come out.
“Come downstairs with me, I can’t leave you alone here. I have to set up the breakfast”
“You can leave me alone here, Trust”
“I have trust issues, your point?”
“Ugggghhh fine!”
They went downstairs to the kitchen.
Yoichi toasted some extra toasts for the predator while Yoichika prepared the table.
“No you can’t draw a heart on Mihya’s plate”
“Aww man”
They was silence until Yoichika finally decided to have a decent talk with him.
“So how’s football to you?”
“Woah, finally a normal line out of your mouth!”
“Boy, I can handle a normal conversation fine”
“Like you didn’t just harass my boyfriend”
“Bruuuhhh just answer my question”
“Football is fun, you play football too, right?”
“Yeah, It’s so fun righttt”
“Yepp” He found himself nodding.
“Women’s football skyrocketed when Blue Lock happened”
“Wait, you guys had the football prison too?”
“Well duh, I met Michaela through Blue Lock only”
“Yeah sureeee, you mention Michaela a lot, tell me more”
“Oh yeah Michaela is Michael, who is a girl like me, we are pretty successful in our relationship.
Can you believe it- we would be celebrating our 6th anniversary!!!,Someday I will marry her for sure, but don’t tell her, she will get too cocky” she ranted as her eyes twinkled with the fondness for her lover.
“Damnnn, 6 years together?! Well, we would be celebrating our 4th anniversary this year”
He said as he poured the coffee for her. “ You like it with milk, right?”
“Yep, with extrraa sugar!” She took the coffee mug.
“Help yourself with the sugar, it’s on the table” He sipped his coffee.
“Suree, you know when I first saw you, I thought I accidentally cut my hair!”
“And when I first saw you, I was ready to kick you out of the house”
“Awww, so I will not get kicked out now?”
“You might, don’t push it”
“Aww shucks”
They both grinned from ear to ear.
Michael came downstairs, wearing a shirt.
Usually, he would just come shirtless or with a tank top on.
Well, He is scared to get harassed again for sure.
“So you two are bonding now?”
“I liked you better in the tank top, even though the wet hair rocks sexy”, said Yoichika with sad puppy eyes.
“Anyways, I will make scrambled eggs” he decided to ignore it.
“Sure” chuckled Yoichi.
As Kaiser took over the kitchen, the Isagis sat down and chatted.
“It’s so weird, you know? Like meeting your opposite gender?”
“For sure, it is” Yoichi nodded.
“Yeah, like you are so upright, sharp and definitely not a free spirit”
“Oh please, you are like if my intrusive thoughts turned into a person” he squinted.
“You mean, I am your suppressed charisma with eyeliner on?”
“You are so full of yourself”
“I am an egoist after all” She grinned, her teeth showing.
As Yoichi was about to bite back, they heard a thud sound as if a pile of books had fallen off the shelf.
“Ahhh Fuckkk” Michael groaned.
What could it be?
The Isagis got up and went to check.
-TBC in chapter 2 : MICHAELA KAISER IS HOT.
I hope you enjoyed by idiotic imagination lmao, Anyways here is how I think Yoichika looks like <3
