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Part 10 of Behind Bars
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AnneOminous' Phoenix Saga, Storytellers' Speakeasy, Ranma
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2025-05-25
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Noise

Summary:

Noise first appears in Phoenix Odyssey Book XIII, China, chapter 28: Ruby Jubilee.

Work Text:

I’m gonna make some NOISE up in here
with the BOYS up in here!
You got no CHOICE up in here!
You gotta move it, move it, move it, move it!
NOISE in the club 
‘til we POISON the club 
with some JOY in the club!
When the rhythm starts to hit ‘em, then there’s nothin’ to it!

You've been there all week non-stop 
with your nose to the grindstone at your dead end job,
wishin’ for permission to give up and drop!
Welcome to the party, people!
Nobody knows your name, you're just one of the crowd.
Let it go, let it go, and put the bullshit down!
Can't even feel your headache throbbing when the speakers pound!
Ranko's parties know no equal!

So every week, when you've had all that you can take, 
Friday comes around, you feel the whole town shake.
Looks like you found the epicenter of the whole earthquake!
Welcome to the Phoenix, baby!
Eighteen on the clock and so we start the show.
Run out on the stage so I can say hello!
Everybody screaming when they see Ranko!
Time to drop a remix, baby!

Tie comes off, ‘cause you’re off duty.
Get your butt out on the floor and shake that booty!
Can the Dragons get your body moving? Absolutely!
Ain’t no stoppin’, no delayin’.
Yeah, you better get ready, and you better get set.
Ranko’s cookin’ somethin’ up you’re never gonna forget!
I’ve made your asses shake before, but you ain’t seen nothin’ yet!
Time to get the dance mix playin’!

I’m gonna make some NOISE up in here
with the BOYS up in here!
You got no CHOICE up in here!
You gotta move it, move it, move it, move it!
NOISE in the club 
‘til we POISON the club 
with some JOY in the club!
When the rhythm starts to hit ‘em, then there’s nothin’ to it!

Give it up for my boy! His name is Ariel Wright.
Tell him to turn the volume knob up all the way to the right, 
and break it off there so the Phoenix rumbles all damn night!  
Tables shakin’, bass is thumpin’.
People talking to you, but you just can't hear.
Order you a Rocktail or a cold craft beer.
Live a little, there's a party going off in here!
Time to get your body jumping! 

I know that you're tired and your ass is draggin’.
Let's put on somethin’ hot and get that tailbone waggin’!
Gotta be the new one from the Dapper Dragons!
Nothing else could do it to ya! 
Crash and Shinji pick ‘em up and start to play.
All your cares and worries seem to fall away.
We got you, baby, we can do this shit all day!  
Feel the bassline shake right through ya! 

It feels like an eternity in corporate towers,
but out there on the floor, you’re like, it’s been eight hours?! 
And Ranko’s still out rockin’? Girl’s got superpowers! 
I don’t want this night to end!
But morning comes around, and now your ass is hobblin’.
You can barely stand, because your legs are wobblin’.
Stiff and sore, you’re walkin’ like some kinda goblin!
Time to do it all again!

Let’s make some NOISE up in here
with the BOYS up in here!
You got no CHOICE up in here!
You gotta move it, move it, move it, move it!
NOISE in the club 
‘til we POISON the club 
with some JOY in the club!
When the rhythm starts to hit ‘em, then there’s nothin’ to it!

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