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Whenever I enter this website
I never imagine what is right
My mental health drains low
Im helpless like a doe
I think of shotgun phighting
Her gear calls my name
My death will cause my worldwide fame
Grabbing her gear, won't resist
I put the shotgun in my mouth with doubt, but I continue to persist
Math homework no more
With this, my ghost will soar
My finger is on the trigger
The gun furthers down my throat, like a digger
Sparx maths, take the blame
Sparx Maths, rid my name off your website
A bang goes off
Perfect aim
I meet the SFOTH
Oh my god
Finally happy, no regret
No more maths homework to make me upset
Fuck you sparx maths