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1. Greetings, Earth Idiot by starakins

   Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   04 Jul 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker
   • Obi-Wan Kenobi/Darth Vader
   • Obi-Wan Kenobi
   • Anakin Skywalker
   • Ahsoka Tano
   • R2-D2 (Star Wars)
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Professor Obi-Wan Kenobi
   • Emperor Darth Vader
   • Galactic Empire (Star Wars)
   • Crack
   • Obi-Wan is sweating panic
   • literally my boy is just stressed the whole fic
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • The Author Regrets Everything
   • Eventual Smut
   • Pining Anakin Skywalker
   • Alternate Universe - Soulmates
   • Soulmate-Identifying Marks
   • I swear these tags make no fuckin sense omg
   • I APOLOGIZE
   • THEY MAKE SENSE IN THE CONTEXT OF THE FIC
   • excessive amount of the word fuck
   • Pop Culture References
   • Fluff and Angst

   Summary

   Anakin's guide to getting a boyfriend:
   Step one: blow up a moon.

   -
   alternatively: Obi-Wan gets kidnapped by aliens.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   17,650

   Chapters:

   3/6

   Comments:

   88

   Kudos:

   198

   Bookmarks:

   60

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