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    His tour guide - “K,” they introduce themself, “Not Katie, not Karen, not Kira. Just K.” - has a lot to say and is quick to say it, talking so fast that it’s a struggle to keep up at first, but he’s determined to try and make this work.

    “- and this is the most crucial part,” they say, coming to a sudden stop back in the kitchen. The expression on his face is a serious one. “It’s super, duper, teletonic trooper important,” she says.

    "Y-Yeah?” Evan asks. Glancing around, Evan shoves his hands in his pockets, his heart beating painfully fast. He’s desperate and desperately trying not to look desperate. “Name it.”

    “So, it’s fine if you’re like, weird and shit,” K says, “That’s honestly kind of a must for anyone that hangs around with us, but you can’t be a creepy weirdo. Are you a creepy weirdo, Edgar?”

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    Evan's Kelmp's guide to putting yourself in the friend zone and eventually stumbling back out after someone notices that you're lost, told in six seven parts.

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