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the marauders
moony (remus), wormtail (peter), padfoot (sirius), prongs (james)
september 16
10:19pm
prongs: i fucked up
moony: on a scale of one to that time sirius accidentally hit on his cousin
padfoot: you fuck up one fucking time
wormtail: that is not something we just move past
prongs: a solid 9.76
prongs: like that time pete accidentally tried to ask that girl out but messaged his whole poli sci class instead
padfoot: karma’s a bitch
prongs: i may be slightly more drunk than i anticipated
moony: yes we know
moony: you tried to go shot for shot against marlene and lily
padfoot: someone needs to insult remus to make sure we spread the love
prongs: i also may have lost everybody
prongs: this house is surprisingly huge and confusing
moony: not really surprising but continue
wormtail: listen if you accidentally walked into a bedroom instead of a bathroom again
wormtail: it happens
prongs: no i made it outside somehow
padfoot: ‘somehow’
padfoot: usually by opening a door
moony: or falling out of a window
padfoot: you’re really testing the limits tonight moony
prongs: i think i may have made out with someone
padfoot: pardon me
padfoot: WHAT??
wormtail: i mean get it i guess
moony: how do you not know if you made out with someone?
prongs: well i’m pretty sure i did
prongs: the making out part
wormtail: well as long as you’re pretty sure
moony: i’m still not seeing how this is a ‘pete messaging his whole class’ level fuck up
prongs: i have no fucking clue who it was
wormtail: well that’ll do it
padfoot: damn it was that bad?
prongs: i didn’t say that
moony: alright prince charming
padfoot: prince charming?
moony: this is literally the plot of cinderella
padfoot: in absolutely what universe
padfoot: we are in a frat house
wormtail: does this mean he has to kiss everyone here to find his cinderella
prongs: how did we get here
moony: do not go kissing random people
padfoot: honestly that sounds like a really fun night
padfoot: i vote yes
moony: this is not a democracy
padfoot: my vote still stands
prongs: do i get one?
moony: no
padfoot: no
prongs: alright then
prongs: pete i’ll meet you at the drinks while these two yell at each other
wormtail: will do
honey nut queerios
marlene mckinnon, mary macdonald, remus lupin, julianne savona, bex owens
september 16
11:29pm
bex: julianne abandoned me to go fuck some random girl so who who’s gonna be my beer pong partner
mary: absolutely not but we will start a game of kings in the backroom
julianne: i did not abandon you
bex: damn it was that bad?
julianne: no it was actually pretty good until her boyfriend showed up
mary: please do not tell me you’re getting us kicked out already
marlene: oh no there’s nowhere near enough chaos for that to be happening
julianne: thank you for the confidence love
marlene: anything for you baby
mary: please just date already
julianne: would if i could
marlene: aw babe
mary: ANYWAY
mary: kings? yes? no?
mary: remus do you and the children want to join us?
remus: the only child i know the whereabouts of is sirius but sure we’ll play
bex: only if julianne promises not to flirt the entire time
julianne: i will make no such promises
the other two
remus lupin, peter pettigrew
september 16
11:49pm
remus: are you still with james?
remus: the girls want to play kings in the backroom
peter: uh no lily came and stole him like thirty minutes ago
remus: well that’s a lost cause then
peter: okay but there’s no way she’d be the one he kissed right?
remus: pretty sure he’d remember making out with his ex
peter: i mean historically…
remus: please never start a sentence with ‘historically’ again
peter: i’m just saying
peter: making out with exes is pretty on theme for this entire friend group
remus: no its not
peter: lily and james
peter: julianne and sirius
peter: marlene and bex
peter: didn’t you and james even make out that one time?
remus: we're not exes genius
peter: i’m not wrong
peter: do you think we should be concerned about all the incest?
remus: pete
peter: but yeah i’ll find james and we’ll come and play
remus: now i’m not so sure i want you to come
peter: too late i’m already on the way
11:58pm
remus: to be fair julianne doesn't date so she and sirius aren't really exes
peter: whatever you say buddy
do not answer
sirius black, regulus black
september 17
12:29am
sirius: do you care to tell me why my darling baby brother is currently drinking alcohol at a scandalous fraternity party?
regulus: no
sirius: that’s all i get?
regulus: yes
sirius: oh come on
sirius: one word answers, really?
regulus: you are literally at the same party
sirius: yes but i’m the lost cause
sirius: it is expected that i’m here
sirius: you on the other hand
regulus: it is actually not even slightly your business
sirius: this is how you speak to your caring and loving older brother?
regulus: wouldn’t know since i don’t have one of those
sirius: that really hurts reggie
regulus: i came with barty and evan
sirius: now was that so painful?
regulus: yes
sirius: aw i love you too reggie
sirius: i’m so glad we had this talk
oh no that’s too much responsibility
peter pettigrew, mary macdonald
september 17
1:36am
mary: were you the responsible adult tonight?
peter: considering james was drunk enough to try to act out the plot of cinderella, yes
peter: unfortunately
mary: i don’t want to know
mary: who do you have?
peter: uh, remus is here
peter: i think bex and sirius are with us
mary: okay i’ve got jules, marlene, lily, and james
peter: our place or yours?
mary: probably ours
mary: it’s closest and i’m not carrying james up any more stairs than i have to
peter: that’s fair