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Finn walked up to Shrimpo rizzfully. With a toothy grin, he turned the angry toon’s face to look at him. Shrimpo punched him in the face.
“AHHH WHAT THE HAKE SHRIMPO!” Finn yelled, “Do it again.”
Shrimpo stared at Finn in disbelief. He was so angry that Finn asked him to do it again! HE HATED BEING TOLD WHAT TO DO! He was so mad that he needed to fry rice. Shrimpo stomped away, completely ignoring Finn.
The fishbowl made a pouty face at Shrimpo like a monkfish. He turned around, leaving Shrimpo to do whatever he was going to do. Finn had… plans. Finn sauntered away, going to grab a few things. Hopefully Dandy had what he needed.
Shrimpo took the rice out of the fridge WITH ANGER. He then took the frozen vegetable mix out of the freezer while FULL OF RAGE. The wok was unprepared for his PURE FURY. He skillfully flipped all of the ingredients, every last grain of rice still in the pan. His blood boiled as the soy sauce, scallions and onions cooked. It was taking too long! Shrimpo lit a wooden chopstick on fire. He then added it to the wok, making the whole thing light ablaze. It was finally done. Shrimpo had made his fried rice. An uncharacteristic calm washed over him, and he took a spoonful. It was so hot that he went into a BLIND RAGE! He threw the pot on the ground, leaving burnt rice and ingredients all over the kitchen floor.
The candles and ambiance were perfect. Finn dropped 6 petals on Shrimpo’s bedroom floor, each a different color. He hadn’t been able to find any roses, so he had just stolen Dandy’s wig. He had his best life jacket on, and his favorite swim bottom on. He turned on his awesome playlist, and waited for Shrimpo to get to his room.
“WHY IS BABY SHARK PLAYING IN MY ROOM?!!” Shrimpo yelled, “TURN IT OFF!”
Finn smirked, “Heh… be my baby shark. Heh,” he got punched again, “I also can't tuna it off…”
Shrimpo yelled as loud as a cicada, and then punched Finn thirteen times. Finn liked every punch more. Admittedly, he was feeling 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂. Shrimpo was equally as 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, but he was very mad about it.
“FINN GIVE ME BACK MY-” Dandy stood in the doorway, terrified, “What the fuck this is way too 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂.”
He slammed the door and then one of the candles fell over. Shrimpo poured Finn onto it to put it out, and Finn died immediately.
Shrimpo fell to his knees, “NOOOOOOOOOOOOO FINN MY BIG DADDY ALPHA FISH!!!!”
Finn came back to life to give Shrimpo one last goodbye, “I love you my pookie wookie baby shark I would let you eat my fishstick any day ok I need to die bbg…” He then exploded into ichor and shards of glass.