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Some where In neda..
Its madess Combat 19. There a new added charticer his name “evil sanford “ because his normal body died in mc15. He can fly noclip and destroy the world. And his faveiete hobby is for him to fight because its fun like how sataima one ounch man. He tleeports hank to Evil Sanford Hell Dimension and sends his evil deimo fighters after him.
Evil sanford is super super angry because he liked The Aud because his Aura was tuff. Espieciallyin mc8 ehere he tried shooting jebusis chistoff with a minigun and missed every shot. Obviously the tuffest and stronget and smartest guy of all time .
Anyways the aud got too tired of Fighting forever so he left nevada to pursue his dream of being an onlyfans model. And on his drive leaving he ran over sanford then sanford died and went to a hell dimension and it made him evil. So since sanford used the hate The Aud now he likes he aud because hes evil sanford. And now hes going Any enemy of Aud is a enemy Of mine.so That why he fight hank Rn
He shoots his big evil laser at hank and hank does a super cool backflip making him jump 7 miles in the air to dodge it and also he did the entire backflip in 0.83 seconds. For no reason evil sanford just leaves even though he could obviously win so then instead of hank chasing after evil sanford like the norm he stands there and starts crying .
“THE LAST TIME I JACKED OFF WAS 2 Minutes ago😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😢😭😢😭😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😦😦😦😵😵😵💫😲😢😁😭!”
He thinks This is the perfect time to regain my stamina! He thinks. And then gose on Xhamster. He scrols
He scrolls thru da porn videos trying to find the perfect one but the more he scrolls the more he relises that every single video looks familiar. He scrollas Faster trying to find a new video, and he looks throug the gay porn sectin but Nothing There
and he starts screaming “HOW WILL I REGAIN ENEGERY TO KILL EVIL SANFORD??” He crys.
He goes on gogle play and downloads grindr. This is my last resort he thinks.i mmediately he matches with the Aud. He covers his mouth
“b-b-b-but I jate the auditor!”hank crys. But then again he looked at his grinder description
💎𝔗𝔬𝔭 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶𝔣𝔞𝔫𝔰 𝔐𝔬𝔡𝔢𝔩 ℑ𝔫 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔞𝔡𝔞
🤫𝔼𝕩𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕝𝕪 𝔻𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕪 𝔻𝕒𝕕𝕕𝕪
❤️🔥𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭, 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐂𝐨𝐜𝐤
🐻✌ Č𝔩𝓲ς𝓀 тĦέ Łⓘᶰк ๒𝔼ＬØ𝐖 𝐓ⓞ ｓ𝔼€ ｍү ρ𝔼ภĮ𝓢👇 ♤😺
And Hank wanted to see da penis so then he clicksed the link.
Bruh but then the penis was actually so big it was insane bro. u can’t see my arms stretch but just know it was THHIIIIISSSSSSSS big. Like THHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIISSSS big. Like It was 10 inches (25.4 centrimettres) long and it was 3 inches (7.63 centimetres) wide big. And it had precum+ wet and girthy too bruh.and like in the photo the aud was holding it with two hands just to hold it up.
And then hank saw that from the link and he was like “Wow I mean if I only match with him once nobody wil know!!’!’’’ so the.n since its madness combat 19 rn Hank has a disguise mask that makes him look like someone else so he puts that on and matches with Aud. So then hanka ccepted him on grindr.
“wsg nigga” bigbadaud999 texts.
Hank got scared from the aura coming from the auds text so he flips da phone over and covers his face while giggles+ red blush embarased.
after 30 seconds he flips the phone over again to reply.
“wyd”
Hank wimbletin texts that and flips the phone over again but the. Immediately he hears a Buzz coming from the 📱 phone.
“trying to breed some one , nigga : )”
Hank throes his phone across The room in in barasment and it almost brakes apa rr.t. the 2 texts was enough gooning material on its own.hanks peneis stood up then he felt dissy.
i cant belive I have a crush on the aud. Hankth inks .
he scurrys to the phone to look at the text and he feels his face raditae. All hecab do is sit dere . and the n aud Double texts🤯🥺😧🤯😧🤯😱🤯😱😮😱
“no reply? Ig I gotta come there mysel.f.. ;)”
And hank wimbletin starts beating his tiny dick To text message while trying 2 reply with one hand
“you better Hurry -_-”
Hank Was Actting super and Play full over text but he was horibly flustered and embarrassed. Ts Wat happeneds when u watched every single porn video. Le sigh. (v—v;)
Aud sends video of him driving to his house and the location goes from 15k miles away to 300 miles away and hank Watches scarededly as the number gets smaller
“What did i put myself into. I probably should of just killed Evil Sanford quickly and jacked off to the dead body.” hank thinks.
He starts rolling on the floor.
And then he close he’s eyes but whnn open be sees the bigbadaud999 staring over him with his red evil eyes.
“Hello Hank. So I guess YOU WERE THE ONE who wanted to sexs with me!”
Hank blushing “Uh oh.”
He runa away but the aud releases his audick and shoots out black ropes that tie hank back to him.
“ur not going anywhere” aud says”
Spongebob insert for more clicks: Im SpongeBob!
Hank cries “I surrendes to you aud! but how do we worey about this when evol sanford is on the losse!
Ill protect you hank aud says
Sadly they moved to wyoming since its nearby to nevada so they can live together forever but 5 seconds in they died of boredom. shame shame shame