Chapter 1: First intro to everyone
Chapter Text
Survivors:
Noob - @Scencekid - Nooby
Elliot - @#1employee - Elliot
Two Time - @spawnofspawn - Twice
007n7 - @Burgerhead - 007
Shedletsky - @chickenmunchy - Shed
Builderman - @CEO - Builder
Taph - @BOOMBOOMBOOM - Taph
Dusekkar - @Magicalpumkin - Dusek
Jane Doe - @meandmyhusband - Jane
Guest1337 - @strongerthanyou - Guest
Chance - @lovemyladyluck - Chance / Gambler
Killers:
1x1x1x1 - @#1hater - 1x
John Doe - @Imissmywife - John
C00lkidd - @Coolestkid - C00l
Bluudud - @Betterthanyou - Bluu
Pr3ttypriincess -@thebestandtheprettiest - Princess
Mafioso - @eunoiasrighthand - Maf
Jason - @kikimama - Jason
Guest666-@Noobsbffl - Guest
Azure - @sacrifedbythem - Azure
Noli - @imissmy7 - Noli
might add more unreleased
Chapter 2: Context
Summary:
hi!!
Chapter Text
Ok so basically this is quite OOC and some headcanons are shown later on
I wanted to make this bc I was bored and have a 50/50 of good and bad in this
Ill accept requests since I only have very little written so far
yes there will be ships
no there isn't any freakiness (maybe)
yes there are smaller gc's that you will see soon
anyways thanks for checking this out- Enjoy!!
here are fun facts
C00lkid & Noob is Autistic (omg twins like me)
Noob also Is intersex
Princess has OCD
Bluudud has adhd and dyslexia
Elliot is Bipolar
Chance can have random PTSD attacks when he is alone, because of Itrapped
007 has Anxiety bc of his past
Taph is mute, obvi.
Two time has PTSD
Jane has PTSD, she misses john
And YES, I searched all of this up, did research on it, and have asked people who have it about their experiences.
007 is only close friends with Guest, since they r both fathers
Noli wants to see 007n7 whenever he's killer that round, but 007 hides bc he can't look at Noli after everything that's happened
Everyone likes guest1337, acts like the dad of the group
Shed always hangs with Builderman, like even neighboring rooms
Two time and Azure talk, not dating (maybe), but just rebuilding their friendship
Noob hasn't seen Guest666 in forever, they aren't put into those rounds
The smaller gcs
Neurodivergents - Elliot, Noob, Twice , Jane , and Taph
Stunners - Guest1337, Chance, Shed, Twice
Survivalists - Noob, 007, Two time
Support - Eliot, Dusek, Buliderman
Color Kids - C00lkidd, Bluudud, Pr3ttyprincess
Ive been Abandonded - Azure, Guest666, Noli
Best of buds - Jason, Bluudud, 1x1x1x1
Strange things - John, Azure, Guest, Noli
Chapter 3: I got a Phone!!
Summary:
:3 also LGBT mentions nd death jokes/threat
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Noob added Guest1337,Elliot,TwoTime,007n7,Taph,Shedletsky,Builderman,Dusekkar,Janedoe,Chance.
Group Name: The Sillyses
Noob: Did it work?? I shouldve done it right!
Elliot: Yep, I'm seeing everything
Guest: I’m seeing everything as well.
TwoTime: What was the reason for this groupchat..?
Noob: Well since we all got phones somehow- i thought this would be a great way to communicate during rounds and such!
Chance: Hell yeah, that's sick!
007n7: I’ll have to agree, that is pretty cool
Elliot: Of course, the hacker says that
007n7: Retired hacker.
Noob: NO FIGHTING!!!!!
Duse: I'll have to agree, for arguing over something stupid is silly.
Shed: Hey gang!! Have any of you seen Builderboy?
Builderman: Never call me that again.
Shed: and i thought you loved me 3
TwoTime: homosexuals…
Builderman: I'M NOT GAY?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!!1!?!?!1!1!?
Shed: Whatever you say Buildyyy
Builderman: ###############
Noob: oops looks like controls are on- ill fix it later, anyways goodnight!!
Taph: hwi i dnot know whft tp sey
Duse: Taph, come to my room, so i can help your texting skills.
Chance: I swear he was rhyming before-
Duse: I gave up
Elliot: ts pmo ngl i h8 @Burgerhead
007n7: I didn’t even do anything??
Elliot: You snore. Shut up before I suffocate you.
TwoTime: That got rather violent, anyway, let us all get some rest, may the spawn bless you!
Guest: I think I'm gonna hit the sack as well, see you later.
Chance: Sack?? LIKE NUT SACK??
“Noob has muted chance for one minute”
Duse: Goodnight.
Taph: NIght
Duse: A for effort, taph.
Elliot: Goodnight!
Jane: What did i miss.?
Chance: A lot, anyways, see you guys
Elliot: Keys <3
“Noob has muted #1employee for one minute”
Chane: HAH
“Noob has muted chance for one minute”
Notes:
I'll update occasionally since testing season :(
Chapter 4: when disgrace is shown, violence is done.
Summary:
oh no Killers can text
Chapter Text
1x1x1x1 added John, C00l, Bluu ,Princess ,Guest ,Jason ,Maf, Azure, and Noli
GC name: Murders
1x: F1nally this damn forsaken phone is working
Noli: Say that again…
1x: sybau
Noli: ok 😞
C00l: Hi guys!!!
Bluu: hey ######
Princess: Greetings!
Jason: oh shit the gremlins are awake
Princess: Who are you calling a gremlin?
Bluu: Call me that again and ill have @Coolestkid come after u with that crying soap phonk
Jason: Damn mb gng 😣
John: i figurd out how 2 kinda txt
Azure: use the microphone button its speech to text
John: thank you.
Maf: whos turn is it to watch the color kids
John: its either @Noobsbffl or @kikimama
Guest: Ill do it, got nothing better to do
Maf: we wish you luck
Azure: real shit
Guest: sybau thats why you were sacrificed by that cultist
Azure: and that's why noob is scared of you ho
Guest: WHO U CALLING A HO???!? SAY THAT SHIT TO MY FACE.
couple minutes later
C00l: Mr 666 and Azure are fighting
Bluu: i need to see ts
Maf: I guess I'll babysit for now. What pizza do you guys like?
C00l: Pepperoni!! :D
Princess: Plain or Pepperoni works
Bluu: Pineapple
Princess: .
Princess: I am coming to your exact location @Betterthanyou
Bluu: why do i hear music
Bluu: WAIT I'M SORRY
Maf: ill get pepperoni then.
Chapter 5: BREAK IN!?
Summary:
there is angst, jusgt a little bit
I made this at school so don't mind any typos and ish
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Noli: what if we go into the survivor gc and cause havoc
Bluu: Fuck Yeah
C00l: Ok!
Guest: Are you dumb? They are gonna notice us join
Noli: NONSENSEEEEE
Aure: keep me out of this i'm just trying to sleep
Maf: It's 4 in the afternoon??
Azure: Yeah, i stayed up for too long
Maf: lazy
Azure: its a power nap so its ok
Maf: wtv u say gng
Noli: @thebestandtheprettiest are you coming
Princess: only if @#1hater is coming.
1x: fine.
Princess: I'll go then!
“In the Sillyses gc”
Elliot: @everyone come down for lunch, its pizza
Elliot: who added people in the gc.
Shed: Can’t be me or builderman, we were watching stranger things
Taph: nOt m3
Duse: i can agree, i was out practicing
Elliot: @Burgerhead it was probably you wasn’t it
007: NO??? I'M HERE WITH JANE AND TWO TIME AND NOOB
Jane: Can confirm
???: WHAT IT IS MOTHA FUCKAS
C00l: Hi dad!
Bluu: Hey bitches
Princess: Greetings!
1x: where is that chicken
Shed: i'm not a chicken!
1x: you act like one.
“Elliot has muted ???”
Noli: now thats just rude
Elliot: Noli get your purple clown broken ass out of my groupchat
Noli: @Burgerhead @Burgerhead @Burgerhead @Burgerhead @Burgerhead @Burgerhead
007: What.
Noli: Hii
“@Burgerhead has left the gc”
Noli: I didn’t even do nun
“Builderman has kicked @Coolestkid - @imissmy7 - @thebestandtheprettiest - @Betterthanyou”
Elliot: Has anyone seen 007?
Jane: he went to his room and locked the door
Elliot: I'm going to go talk to him.
Notes:
so hi! not pizzaburger (yet) (maybe) but elliot being nice to 007
Chapter 6: Let me help you.
Summary:
ANGSTYYY OOOOO
also headcanons
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Elliots pov
I approach 007’s room, my heart heavy with concern. I can hear him trying to hold back his tears, but if you listen closely, a soft sound betrays his pain. It hurts to see him like this, knowing he’s struggling.
“Seven?” I gently knock on the door, my heart sinking as I receive no response. The silence feels heavy, and I can’t help but worry, hoping everything is okay inside.“Seven open the door please.” still nothing. “ Seven I am not joking I will break in there!” “no you won’t.” He sounds unwell, worn out, almost lifeless, yet he’s still here. With a gentle effort, he uses his code to unlock the door, letting me in. He is curled up into a ball, tears streaming down his face as he buries it in his pillow, seeking comfort. I settle beside him on the bed, wrapping my arms around him tightly, hoping that he knows I'm here for him, ready to help in any way he needs. He hugs me tightly, slowly calming down as his tears begin to stop. We end up talking for a while, and it turns out Noli tried to kidnap C00lkidd after 007n7 adopted him, leaving 007 under constant stress, making sure C00lkidd is home every day after he comes back from his 3 different jobs. The day he didn’t find C00lkidd, he screamed at Noli, thinking he was behind it, but Noli wasn’t home, he was traveling. After grieving for a while, Seven couldn’t forget him, so he pewpewed himself and then ended up here. After talking for hours on end, we finally head to bed together.
Notes:
sorry for angst so early on :3
Chapter 7: The Neurodivergents gc
Summary:
These sillys
more death threats
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Elliot added Noob,Twice,Jane,and Taph to the Neurodivergents gc
Taph: I'm not the neuro of divergents
Jane: Yes you are buddy
Taph: fguvk you
Elliot: i made this for the actual reasonable people in this hellhole
Noob: yaey!!!
Elliot: stfu b4 i bya l atp js sybau ts pmo gng
Noob: keys <3
Jane: Two time are you alive
Twice: No. i'm bleeding
Elliot: HOW DID YOU GET HURT?-
Twice: Not physically injured. Cramping
Jane: i'm coming over with snacks in 10, anything you want?
Twice: popcorn, extra buttery. And monster energy mango loco juice.
Jane: ill see you soon
Noob: I wanna come with you!!!
Twice: bet
Taph: THese damn LGTV’S tAking up our AmERiCAn space
Jane: taph if u don't stfu i'm gonna shove the main cabin cat up your ass <3
Taph: i sowwy 🙁
“Taph has been muted for 4 hours”
Noob: L bozo
Jane: two time i'm here open the door
Noob: I'm coming to the door now two time can’t get up
Notes:
sorry for the angst 3
Chapter 8: Oh shit is that 1 eggs
Summary:
Mentions of death
cursing
ALSO TYSM FOR EVERYTHING EVEN THO I MADE THIS $ DAYS AGO LIKE WHAT???
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Nooby: Soooo where was @#1empyloee and @Burgerhead last night?
Guest: They slept together
Shed: Gay.
Builder: So lets unpack that john.
Shed: I'm kniiding i'm sory please don't come murder me
Builder: i wont ill let wtv killer is coming up do it
“This rounds killer is: 1x1x1x1”
“Map is Horror Hotel
Shed: well fuck me gently with a chainsaw i'm cooked
Elliot: don’t talk in here unless its necessary, go to your mini groups
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Stunners gc - aka - The best people 😼
Shed: IM GETTING CHASED CAUSE I SLASHED EM IN THE FACE. SOS PLS
Gambler: I'm coming, wya
Shed: CORNERED AGHHHH
Gambler: is he dead
Guest: Yeahh…
Gambler: welp. I'm on weakness MM
Twice: how did you get to 2000
Gambler: I just ran and dropped my coin, and it rolled for a minute straight
Twice: something you're not
Gambler: sybau
Guest: Chance watch out, 1x is coming for you
“Two time and chance die from missing their attacks”
Guest: ima just kms now
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Main gc
Elliot: NOOB STOP RUNNING AWAY FROM MY FACKING PIZZA
Noob: YOUR SCARY
Elliot: I'm scary because I'm ANGRY. NOW EAT THE>FACKING>PIZZA.
Noob: FINE
Notes:
woowowow
tysm tho like actually I'm shocked, 4 days ago i made this and now we have people enjoying this? thanks!! :D
Chapter 9: YOU GAVE THEM WHAT?!
Summary:
uh oh the kids eyes r red
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
"Noli has added Color + Electric"
C+E: Hi!!
C00l: Hiya!!!
Princess: Hello!
Bluu: Sup
Jason: Kids come over to my cabin its my turn to babysit
C+E: we are all on our way!
*hour later*
Jason: send help the kids ate my weed bownies
Maf: WHAT.
Jason: ill explaing just @everyone
Azure: dude the kids are up next round if 007n7 sees them like this hes gonna kill us
Guest: How tho he sucks
Azure: your new you haven't seen him upset
Noli: Like when the red one went missing he screamed at me for an hour, even when i hung up the phone i could still hear him
Noli: He also set my facking house on fire, which burnt my amiibos
Azure: Do you still have any
Noli: obviusly
Azure: we are friends now
Noli: That gets 5 big booms
Noli: B̸̜͚́̏̋͆̽̎̆̿Ò̷̞̝̲̗̼̐͌Ǫ̶̛̙͎́̓̊͘̚M̴̛̩͚͓̰̘̝̱̘͚̏̉̄͊̉̎̓ͅ ̵̨̻̥̰̭͖̔̃́̂̈́͠B̸̮͇͈̗͙̼̍́͛͌̿̔̾Ȏ̷̮̗̼͖͖̥̼̊͗Ô̶̢̨͓̰̟̥͇̻̓͒͒Ṃ̶͑̓̅̿̒͂̾͑̕ ̴̨̢̮̜̹̩͑̃̀̂̎̕B̷̛̙͆̌̏̎O̸̦͕͓̒̉͛̊̽͂̚̕͜Ǫ̷̪͖͓̰̻͗̂̅̚Ḿ̵̛͉̤̐̏̓̈́͛̇ͅ ̷̧̡͖͎̱̙̥̣̊̀B̷̥͗̏Ỏ̵̫̬̀̅̋͠O̴̠̬̖͔͇̰̣̻͍̔̐̒̉̓͠M̵̛͈̲̋̾̓̌̍̓͂͒̕
Azure: oh thats sick
Maf: can yall stfu im trying to sober up these demon children
Jason: YOU KICKED ME OUT OF MY OWN HOUSE YOU BASTARD\
Maf: the kids need it more, maybe hide ur weed better gang
Azure: the round starts in a minute.
Maf: hope you guys enjoyed your lives
???: you wont die, you will just be in pain
Maf: thats still bad dumbass
Guest: who the hell are you
???: None of ur buisness ho
Guest: somebody get this guy out
Maf: Gladly.
"Mafioso has kicked ᏖᏂᏋ ᏕᎮᏋፈᏖᏒᏋ"
Jason: WE WERE JUST TALKING TO THE SPECTRE
"Mafioso has muted jason for 1 hour"
Notes:
"So, how did they survive?" No clue, ask them
Currently listening to princesses theme is so fire
It just changed to bluudud
Chapter 10: Replying
Summary:
I'm replying
Chapter Text
asteriedoo
"i like plain pizza. not like cheese pizza or anything JUST the dough."
Princess is coming for you. She doesn't like you.
WuppersIDK
"Peak" Thank you!!!
"I'm scared 😰" Good.
Chapter 11: oh we cooked
Summary:
007n7 found out. Nobody is safe.
Chapter Text
"This Rounds Killer is: The Color Kids!"
Noli: Say your goodbyes now
Azure: see y'all in legitamite hell
Jason: *Legitimate
"In the round"
Elliot: HELP BLUUDUD HAS BLOODSHOT RED EYES
Nooby: SO DOES PRINCESS
Guest: AND C00LKIDD
Shed: AND THE GREY ONE
007: what the actual FUCK. do you mean the kids have BLOODSHOT eyes.
Elliot: *insert photo*
007: oh someone is going to fucking die today
chance: we can curse? #### yeah
Chance: awe man
"In person"
007: Kids what happened?
C00l: Wellllll you see dadddd
Princess: Maksed Friday the 13 guy gave us bownies
Bluu: They tasted hella good I cant evven lye bout dat
C+E: They do tase a bit weird, and the whole room is spinning..
007: Dont you worry kids, sit here and your feel fine. Ill get you some water *Starts pulling up C00l GUI*
C+E: Ok dad!
C00l: Ok dad!
Princess: Thank you fater
Bluu: Cheer mate *speaking in a accent*
"007 teleports to the main cabin with a AK-47"
007: So who gave my kids weed brownies?
"TP All to me"
Noli: NOT ME
Azure: I was sleeping
Guest: is was Jason
Maf: Yes it was
Jason: Watch you back snitches
Jaosn: Like my mom always told me, Snitches get Stitches and wind up in ditches and don't get no bitches cause your eye itches from STD
Maf: ain't nobody told yo ass that
"starts shooting Jason till he falls over"
007: WHOS NEXT.
Azure: SCATTER
"so they all went different directions"
Chapter Text
"Killers gc"
Azure: Im hiding he shot off my tentacles
Maf: how the hell did he do that
Azure: Idk man I'm in so much pain 😃
Guest: I ran as far as I could
Noli: he shot me in my non existent heart
Noli: y am I in so much pan
Azure: It will be over soon I hope
"Elliot, Guest, Two time, and Noob are taking care of the color kids"
Elliot: I've given them pizza and a bunch of water and they all passed out
Guest: Did any of them puk3?
Elliot: nope! they ate, drank, and went to sleep
Noob: What even happened
Twice: Jason gave them edibles
Noob: oh.
Noob: 007n7 is scary when he is like that
ELLIOT: its gonna take forever to calm him down after..
Shed: GAY!!
Builderman: Shedletsky.
Shed: Im sorry 🙂
Builderman: I'm coming for that ass.
Shed: see you there bbg 😘
Guest: I just want to get out to go see my wife and kids
Elliot: me but with my sister
@Burgerhead has joined the gc!
007: we won't be in rounds for a while, how are my kids doing?
Elliot: They are doing great, they are passed out tho
007: that's good, thanks for all the help
Elliot: no prob!
Shed: GAY
A minute later
Shed: someone help someone is trying to break down the dore
Builder: Let me in John.
Shed: HELP
Shed: AGHHHH
Guest: we wont miss our chicken muncher
Notes:
IM ALMOST DONE SCHOOL ILL BE FREED
Chapter Text
"Main gc"
Guest: Can I sleep in someones room, the TV in shedletskys room is so loud
Twice: maybe its to cover up the clapping noises
Guest: you right
Guest: YO THEY WATCHING SOME WEIRD SHIT IN THERE I HEARD MOANS
Elliot: WHAT
Guest: I'm gonna jump/j
Twice: @Scenekid
Noob: I'm trying to sleep
007: you lying ass I can hear you popping open bloxy cans
Noob: shush also how can you say ass but
Noob: I CAN CURSE
Elliot: no shit Sherlock
Noob: Ima go investigate what happening over there
Twice: may the spawn bless your ears with not moaning
"5 mins later"
Noob: I think they actually doing it
Elliot: crazy
Guest: what If they be trolling tho
Elliot: guess we just wait and see tmmrw
Notes:
he was just kidding :3
Chapter 14: Have you ever heard of motherly instinct you dumbfuck
Summary:
THANK YOU FOR ALL THE KUDOS AND SHIT LIKE HELLO??? also thank you to lollllllluckycharms112609 for the idea
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
"Main Survivors gc"
Elliot: 007 get your fucking kids
Twice: that isnt necessary
007: What's happening? They are usually well behaved
Noob: Princess said she can taste shapes, Bluudud said "these edibles ain't shit" then pulled another one out of his pocket and ate it, Color & Electricity fell asleep same with coolkidd
007: ill be down to the main cabin soon- im outside getting berries
Noob: your such a good father seven!!
Elliot: mind you its 6 in the morning
Elliot: also CK started crying, he said something about school?
007: oh, he used to get bullied in school for being red, im coming over
"In person"
C00l: Papa! :(
*hug*
007: hey buddy I'm right here. Its ok.
Elliot: Im going to go make some donuts
Noob: Can i h-
Elliot: no you biggie
Noob: oh sorry..
Elliot: Im kidding, its for the kids, and us. That includes you burger head.
007: thank you..!
Elliot walks out
*upstairs*
Guest: WHERES DAISY SHED
Shed: IDK GUEST GO TAKE YOUR PILLS
Guest: I NEED TO SEE DAISY. WHERES DAISY?!
Shed: BUILDERMAN?? HELP??
Builder: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
Shed: HIT HIM
Guest: DAISYYYY WHERE ARE YOU DAISY
*BANG. Guest falls over*
Elliot: you guys ok?
Shed: fine now, thanks Elli!
Elliot: Call me that again and you will end up like him.
Shed: mb. Also how could you do that but don't fight in rounds
Elliot: You have family right? A mom and dad?
Shed: duh
Elliot: have you ever heard of motherly instinct you dumbfuck
Shed: OHHHHH ok
*chance walks out*
Chance: Weren't you guys getting your freaky last night??
Builder: No??? We didn't even come.into the cabin last night we sat outside and watched the sunrise
Chance: then who the fu-
Shed: GOODNESS GRACIOUS WHAT IS THAT SMELL???
Elliot: Nothing for you fatass.
Shed: NOPE I NEED THT SHIT
Elliot: SHED NO YOU FATTY
"shed runs downstairs and eats the new fresh donuts. Hot, but delicious*
shed turns around to a very angry Elliot
Shed: WAIT LETS TALK PLS DONT HIT ME WITH THE HOT PAN
Twice: ugh. I was hoping to get some donuts
Elliot: Don't worry, you are. Noob, me, and Sev are staying back to take care of the kids. It would be best to take care of the all day til l they are stable again
*MAP: BRANDONS PLACE. KILLER: AZURE*
*the only person in the round is two time. Odd.*
" Two times pov "
Where is eveyone? Oh well! Let me wander for my favorite place I would like to respawn in!
...
The silence is weird. I don't like this.
..
Who's there?! * turns around with dagger in hand*
*clink clank of dagger falling*
My love..?
"Azure's pov"
Is that.. My nightshade?
What is happening.? Why can't I move?
They killed you.
Yes..! But-
kill them.
No?! Let me move!!!
kill them azurewrath. That's an order.
IM NOT DOING THAT.
*twotime just hugs azure*
two time: Im so sorry my love. I'm so so so sorry.
Azure: Its ok..! just stop doing that.. It makes you look a bit pathetic
Twotime: I know.. I am.. Im sorry.
Azure: Lets go for a walk? What do you say my nightshade?
Twotime: Of course my love.
as they walk,.two time slowly starts to look like his nightshade skin.
Azure: Love! are you ok?
Twotime: im perfect..! Lets keep.. *falls over*
Azure: NIGHTSHADE! *picks.them up*
Azure: Nightshade your growing flowers out of you..!?!
Two time: I must be in love with you then.
*kisses azure, before passing out*
Twotime: I love you.
Azure: Twotime?!
Azure: Nightshade?!
Azurewrath: My love.. Im sorry.
Notes:
my device broke so I wasn't able to write 😣
ALSO. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YALL DOING?!? 942 HITS N 79 KUDOS?!!? WOAH
In all seriousness thank you all so much for liking this dumb as idea I got during my unfavorite class lmaoalso yes. It was a heathers ref for the person who commented that ur my fav now
Ur actually invited to me and princesses tea partyAnother thing, they aren't giant tall monsters
I should prob make a height chart
Chapter 15: HEIGHTCHARTTT
Summary:
They need heights
Chapter Text
Builder man: 4'10
Chance: 5'0
Twotime: 5'2
Taph: 5'3
Noob: 5'4
Jane: 5'5
007: 5'5
Guest: 5'11
Elliot: 6'0
Shed: 6'1
Dusekkar is unknown since he always floats
KILLERSSS
Guest 666: 7'0 (HES TALL STANDING)
1x: 6'1
John: 6'0
Azure: 6'0
Jason: 5'11
Bluudud: 5'7
Princess: 5'6
Color & Electricity: 5'4
Coolkidd: 5'4
(Oh btw next chapter blame black sapphire cookie)
Chapter 16: even adults can get nightmares.
Summary:
BLAME BLACK SAPPHIRE COOKIE NOT ME
Chapter Text
"007n7."
Who is that..?
"No one. Are you ready?"
Ready for wh-?
“C00lkidd…” He looks down at the missing posters, gripping onto them tighter, he starts crying as he walks to the bathroom and opens a drawer. He sees a picture of him and his child, he ignores it and reaches down to grab something. He looks at himself in the mirror, “Maybe the others would be peaceful if i just…” He brings the item up to his head, a gunshot echoing throughout the house, the door clicks. “Papa!! I brought you some flowers for papa’s day!!” He wags his tail and walks into the bathroom, he shakes 007n7, "Dad? Wake up from your nap, I got pretty flowers!” He sets them down and puts his hands on the blood ketchup. “Silly papa! The ketchup stays in the fridge not the floor… Why won’t you wake up dad….” He stops wagging his tail and snuggles himself up against his hand “Are you getting bored of me papa?… I just wanted to play tag.. Are you mad at me?” He shakes his dad more. “I thought we were having fun!.. Are you playing a game?” He starts wagging his tail again and snuggles himself against his dad. “I’ll play too!” He closes his eyes and falls asleep.
" That's what happened. If you only waited a bit longer. "
Why would you do that..
" Accept it 7. You failed as a father to him. You failed as a boyfriend to noli. you even failed Elliot. You really are weak."
Chapter 17: Mafioso actually is nice?!
Summary:
he takes care of his goons like his children
this may or may not be bc of my other fic
Notes:
honestly send help I have been cleaning my room and the progress I made isn't the progress I want 😞
BUT I GRADUATED SOOO
Chapter Text
In person
Mafioso on the walkie: Send Wes and Cole my way, got it? (GO LOOK AT MY OTHER FIC)
*POOF*
Wes: Hey boss!
Cole: Hello.
Maf: You too, I got news for you.
Cole: Good or bad?
Maf: Depends on how you see it.
Wes: Did we do something wrong..?
Maf: No, I just wanted to tell both of you to use the mirror and go anywhere you like for the week, you two work the hardest, even when someone (wes) does more than necessary.
Wes: Woah!! Thanks Maf!!
Cole: We appreciate it
Maf: and wes.
Wes: Yesss?
Maf: And keep yourself out of trouble and fire, ok?
head pat
Wes: Got it!
Cole: Cmon kid, you can choose
Wes: Yay! Thanks again!
*both of them walk off*
Jason: .
Maf: I know but they do the most so i thought they might want it
Bluu: ew your being nice
Maf: I will snap your neck and kill guest in front of you.
Bluu: My bad 😔😔
Chapter 18: OOC - UPDATE CHAPTER
Summary:
Ooooo
Chapter Text
hi! I first would like to say thanks for everything! I would love to post on a schedule but I just write what's on my mind lmao
2nd - im going camping so one more chapter then I will start writing again on the 25 or 24 since we come back then
I wanna thank you guys for actually supporting this dumb idea, and how my friends encouraged me on making this, even through all my exams
Nowwww here's ur. Facts
C+E is my fav so I made him coolkidd's twin, he's also a spectrum child like coolkid and me 😼
Idk what Color & Electricity's gender is so for now they are genderfluid and use any pronouns
Bluu is the strongest out of the kids, he can pick all of them up at the same time
Jason barley talks and sometimes uses emojis like taph since he taught him
1x actually takes care of her goons like they are his children, he also favorites Pr3tty
Pr3tty goes and cries wolf so she can get the boys in trouble, especially bluudud
Maf usually hides out in hiding spots so he can insta kill
John will PURPOSELY put multiple puddles over Two times respawn point to piss him off
Color and Electricity is in charge of the music at their sleepover parties bc of her banger theme
Azure remembers dying, and seeing two time die made them very depressed (more on next fic)
Guest666 wants to see noob, but knows noob would be terrified
Anyways that's all! Stay tuned or wtv they say
Chapter 19: EWWWWW
Summary:
yall missed me? if not i’m setting you on fire <3
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“Color kids”
C00l: Guys we should make lemonade and give it to everyone!!
C+E: oooo yeah!!!
Pr3tty: I like that idea!
Bluu: sure ig but i’ll be there later i’m about to stream
Pr3tty: you will join us now
Bluu: oh really? test me birdbrains
Pr3tty: i will tell dad about your browser history.
Bluu: i’m coming downstairs now.
(IN PERSON)
Pr3tty: coolkidd, do we have everything?
C00l: Yep! and bluudud should be back soon with the lemons! :)
C+E: Yay!! :D
*10 mins later bluu is wheeling in a wagon of lemons*
Pr3tty: nice job, i suppose.
Pr3tty: now! Bluudud, your on slicing duty.
Bluu: bet
Pr3tty:C00lkidd, your on juicing duty!
C00l: oki!
Pr3tty: and Color, your on juicing duty aswell!
Color: ok!!
*20 mins later they end up w/ a gallon and a half of straight lemon juice*
Pr3tty: Great job guys! now we need to add sugar!
Color: aren’t we supposed to dilute it with some water?
Pr3tty: nahhh we’ll be fine!
C00l: *dumps in half a gallon of sugar*
Pr3tty: that’s great! now let’s give it to everyone!!
Notes:
hii!! sorry it’s been forever a lot has been going on but i’m back now and hopefully i’ll start posting more!
also thank you for all the love and recommendations bc without you guys i would’ve ended this for good so thank you! ^^
Chapter 20: oh its a vomiting hellhole
Summary:
THERES MENTIONS OF PUKING SO WATCH OUT
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
(they drag out the 3 (4 because c+e is smart and made their own batch) to the middle of c00l carnival and princess whips out her pink glittery flipphone)
Bluu: i thought we had apple and android?-
Pr3tty: shut up.
*ringing someone*
Pr3tty: hiii S!!!
???: yes my favorite?
Pr3tty: can you tp all killers and survivors to the carnival! we made them lemonade!
???: will do.
Pr3tty: thank you!!!
*hand up dial*
Pr3tty: now, each of you have a stand, you will sell lemonade at ur stand, ok?
*all agree- meanwhile back at the main surv cabin*
Elliot: DUDE UR AN LGBT MEMBER JUST ACCEPT THAT
*elliot is yelling at two time while two time is sitting on the stairs yelling back*
Two: AM NOT
Elliot: YUH HUH
Two: NUH UH
Elliot: YUH HUH
Two: NUH UH
Elliot: YUH HUH
Two: NUH UH
Elliot: YUH HUH
Two: NUH UH
*chance walks in and sees the crowd*
Chance: what the hell is goin on here..?
Elliot: TWO TIME IS GAY
Two: NUH UH
Chance: really. your not gay? or any part of the lgbt besides non binary?
Two: YES.
Chance: we will see about that.
*chance continues to push by elliot, jane, and taph and kisses two time on the mouth, not letitng go for a good couple of seconds. once they finally break, chance says*
Chance: see. they are totally gay. now if youll excuse me i have target practice.
*chance walks out watching everyone be in shock*
Elliot: dude. your gay.
Jane: Two Time, you literally cant even deny it.
Taph: 😧
Two Time: i.. uhh.. BYE.
*they say as they get sent to the carnival where it REEKS. holy sh!t it smells like someone vomitted.*
elliot: it smells like voimt.. eww...
two: thats because it IS vomit. look
*two time points to the multiple puddles of vomit laying around*
Jane: gross.. what the fuvk even happened here?
guest (weakly): sevens little bastards poisoned us..
7n7: i warned you to take the lemonade from c+e, shes the only one that knows how to do "cooking" correctly.
*shedletsky is rocking back and forth with a chicken bucket in his hands*
shed: it was horrible- nasty, gnarly thing seeing guest projecctile vomit across the fountain.
Jane: shed, no details, please.
shed: but theres more!
chance:oh boy.. cmon lets get out of here.
two time: us?
chance: duh. this place is trashed.
two time: i- uh- ok! "spawnpleaseforgivemeforwhateverwemightdo"
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Pr3tty: but we followed the instructions?! how are they sick?!
c+e: you shoudlve done measuring properlly and diluted it..
Pr3tty: *is about to snap*
c+e: i- no. me and ck warned you tbf, and even then you wouldnt listen and was to stuck in your own world.
Bluu: color, you might wanna stop..
C00l: you tell her color!!
c+e: i mean come on! how stuck up do you have to be? im younger than you and i know how to make lemonade. how dumb do you-
*princess punches c+e right in the "nose"*
Pr3tty: you wanna call ME dumb?!?! how about the fact that you are fucking grey, hyour not even supposed to be part of the color kids!
Bluu: Princess, stop.
Pr3tty: and im DEFFINETLY NOT SURE WHY 7n7 decided to ADOPT YOU. YOUR A FREAK. A LOSER. AND THE REASON NOBODY LIKES YOU IS BECAUSE IT CANT GET THROUGH YOUR FAT. UGLY. HEAD THAT MAYBE- JUST MAYBE- YOUR A MISTAKE.
Bluu: PRETTY PRINCESS STOP.
*bluudud continues to yank princess off of c+e while ck bandages her up. c+e gets up, crying and bloody and runs away*
Bluu: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Pr3tty: I-
Bluu: THATS OUR FUCKING SIBLING YOU JUST USED YOUR ATTACKS ON
C00l: C+E WAIT!! BLUUDUD!! HE'S RUNNING OFF!!!
Bluu: i cant belive your my sister. your a monster.
Pr3tty:... *sitting on the ground in her bloody poofy princess dress*
*as bluu walks off, ck shortly trails behind*
C00l: i cant belive you...
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*survivor main gc*
Noob: me and 7n7 are going to look for c+e, anyone wanna come with..?
Elliot: i will
Dusek: I shall join aswell
Taph:🙋
Noob: over by the lake, be there in 5.
Notes:
heh.. lets just say I.. changed the bullets 😼
no but I had a random burt of energy to write this
shout-out to Starz4L who said that they should question two times gayness
I am a multi shipper btw so expect kisses from holy everyone now and then (except guest, he's married. maybe shed idk yet)
Chapter 21: random thing
Summary:
YAYYYY WE SURVIVED THE AO3 SHUTDOWN!!! ANYWAYS HERES WHAT HAPPENED TO C+E
Chapter Text
run.
Run.
Don't stop.
RUN.
Its coming, it hears you.
"cmon color- push yourself!!! gotta make it home..!1!1!"
"AghGh??!@? W-w-w-w-whats haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapenning>.>?"
I-Im g-g-g-g-g-g--g-g-g-g-g--g-g-g
something grabs you.
🙋🫂🩶🧒! (I got c+e!)
??: nice job t?@#%$@
my visions getting glitchy...
am I dying
S3v3n!!! shes glitching out!!!!!
cmon c0&^%$.
stay alive.
ill get you ur medicine
I'm b#%$% carried..
he f#3ls w@rM^^%
this is n@#$
I remember this man..
its a weird memory I have..
???: Kids this is your new sibling! meet color and electricity!
Older Blue Brother: Yo- wsp, I'm bluudud, the oldest, AND the coolest
Pink Sister: Im prettypriincess, the prettiest, the middle, and older + better than that one(bluu)
red skinned brother: hai! I'm c00lkidd, welcome to da family! I'm 9 years old- shes 10- and he's 11!
???: go on, introduce yourself!
h-hi..!!1!1!
Im Color and Electricity, but you can call me color!
I- don't have a "Gender"
so you can call me whatever!
(I finally have a family! yay!! I'm so glad I have a home! this is the best family ever!!)
0r Z0 ! Z0NGHT#)(*
Chapter 22: when disgrace is shown, violence is done. (2nd edition)
Summary:
oh hi! so um something something UHHHH MASS INFECTION- this ones rally short than my average one so I'm sorry- I wrote this throughout school.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
??: YOUR KIDS A MONSTER.
??:HE BURNT DOWN BBP
??: DID YOU HEAR HE ADOPTED 3 MORE
YOUR
A
FREAK.
DMS
Mafioso: I found her, she was hiding in an abandoned warehouse.
Elliot: oh thank you maf! you really didn't have to.!
Mafioso: please, I insisted. Id do anything for my favorite pizza boy.
Elliot: your so dumb- can you bring her or should we come to you?
Mafioso: come over here, she refuses to move.
Elliot: on the way!
"With the group or noob, Elliot, taph, dusekk, and 07+color"
Elliot: guys maf said shes out at the abandoned warehouse in the forest
Dusekkar: behind the main killer cabin?
Elliot: mhm
Dusekkar: Than let us be on our way, to find the princess that fell astray
n7: I hope shes ok...
Noob: I'm sure shes fine, she didn't go far so she must be thinking
*at the warehouse*
Maf: here she is, you three should stand out here- let the parents do it
*sniffle
*sob
I approach princess, my heart heavy with concern, and gently place my hand on her trembling shoulder. "What happened, kid?" I ask softly, my voice filled with empathy. She looks up at me, her eyes filled with tears, and begins to break down even more, her sobs echoing in the quiet room. "I’m a monster," she cries, her voice choked with emotion. I lean closer, speaking in a reassuring whisper, "No, you’re not. You had a reason for what you did." n7 says But the weight of her grief is overwhelming. "He will never forgive me," she says, her voice barely above a whisper. "I’m the worst sister ever.”
"no your not"
"yes I am."
"no, your not princess, look at me"
"You are the most brightest girl I know, and I know what color was saying was getting under your skin but you cant hurt people like that, no matter what. ok?"
"is she ok..?"
"shes recovering, builderman just texted"
"t-thats good.."
"ready to go home?"
.
..
...
yeah, I am dad.
Notes:
HA! MORE ANGST.
😠
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