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Starved!Frin Sillies

Summary:

A dump of all the random things that I write that take place in the Starved!Siffrin AU, but aren't actually canon.

Chapter 1: Saviour Stew (Full Lyrics)

Chapter Text

(Base Line Begins)

 

SIFFRIN: That Saviour’s right outside the clocktower!

 

SIFFRIN: S.C.S.F.S. SQUAD! ARES-S-S-S-ST THEM!

 

LOOP: …

 

SIFFRIN: It’s working! It’s working!

 

SIFFRIN: My bite-sized scheme is working!

 

SIFFRIN: It’s only a matter of thyme before that Saviour’s mine!

 

SIFFRIN: OH BOY! I’m gonna make some Saviour Stew today!

 

MIRABELLE: Wha–?!

 

SIFFRIN: It’s my greatest gift idea!

 

SIFFRIN: GO GET THAT SAVIOUR!

 

LOOP: …

 

SIFFRIN: OH BOY! I’m gonna make some Saviour Stew in the afternoon!

 

SIFFRIN: And if it’s the last thing I do, I’m gonna get that Monarch, too!

 

SIFFRIN: Get ready my secret project! I’m about to rewrite history!

 

BONNIE: It might even work!

 

SIFFRIN: Of course it does, it really works!

 

BONNIE: Maybe!

 

SIFFRIN: I pull this switch!

 

SIFFRIN: …

 

SIFFRIN: I said, “I pull this switch!”...

 

SIFFRIN: BLIND IT! This blinding switch!

 

(The Death Corridor trap activates.)

 

<<<<<<<<<<<<

 

SIFFRIN: OH BOY! I’m gonna make some Saviour Stew today!

 

ISABEAU: Sif?!–

 

SIFFRIN: It’s my greatest idea ever!

 

SIFFRIN: GET THAT SAVIOUR, DO AS I SAY!

 

LOOP: …

 

SIFFRIN: OH BOY! I’m gonna make some Saviour Stew in the afternoon!

 

SIFFRIN: If it’s the last thing I do, and I’ll get that Monarch, too!

 

SIFFRIN: There’s only ONE cure for a Starving ‘Frin!


ODILE: Yes?

 

SIFFRIN: A nice bowl of Saviour Stew!

 

SIFFRIN: Ehh, what was I saying, again?

 

SIFFRIN: OH BOY! I’m gonna make some Saviour Stew!

 

SIFFRIN: If it’s the last thing I do!

 

SIFFRIN: It’s only a matter of thyme before my Savour Stew!

 

SIFFRIN: Now nothing can stop me from breaking the Loops!

 

SIFFRIN: (And lots of other stuff, too!)

 

SIFFRIN: OH BOY! I’m gonna make some Saviour Stew today!

 

MIRABELLE: Wha–?!

 

SIFFRIN: It’s my greatest gift idea!

 

SIFFRIN: GO GET THAT SAVIOUR!

 

LOOP: …

 

SIFFRIN: OH BOY! I’m gonna make some Saviour Stew in the afternoon!

 

SIFFRIN: And, if it’s the last thing I do, I’ll get that Monarch too!

 

(Lights out. SIFFRIN exits Stage Right on his way to Clocktower.)