Archive of Our Own ^beta

Chapter Text

In heaven, near the gates of heaven, angels of exorcism gathered, all of them wearing masks with horns.
Subaru: The day of bitch extermination has come! This time we will kill more of these fucking sinners.

Exorcists: Yes!

Subaru: Ladies, fuck them all, go ahead!!!

all the angels flew to the portal. Subaru and Lute flew last, flying to the portal it changed to a purple hue. They flew and came out of the portal but found themselves in another place.

Subaru: What the hell!

Lute: Sir, this is not hell.

Subaru: Oh come on, how did you know?
he says in an ironic and irritated tone.

Subaru: Ok whatever let's go back to heaven.

They turn around but the portal has already closed.

Subaru: Bitch, in one day, we ended up in some fucking place we didn't want to be!!!

He screams so loudly that he attracts the attention of the local population. They notice flying figures in the sky with wings and masks with horns, one wore a white robe with gold and blue details and in the center was some kind of symbol, and the other wore a gray uniform mini dress, gloves boots.

Everyone was looking at them, Subaru notices this and he doesn't like that they are looking at him like that.

Subaru: What are you looking at, you bastards have never seen angels!?

Lute: Sir, calm down now we need to find out where we are.

Subaru: I think you're right, let's go down and find out what kind of damn place this is, because I'm tired of hovering over this city.

They descend down tucking their wings, walk around the city studying. The locals watched as they descended from the sky and walked. They wondered what real Angels were like as they called themselves.

Chapter Text

Subaru and Lute continued walking around the city, exploring. They also noticed people with ears and lizards that looked like demons from hell, only less ugly. While they were walking, people looked at them, because of their unusual outfits and masks that seemed scary.
Subaru looked into a stall and looked at the sign with an inscription, he wanted to read it but couldn't.

Subaru: What kind of language is this!? I can't read this crap!
He screams in anger.

Subaru: Hey, seller, do you know where we are?

Seller: You are in the Kingdom of Lugnica, it seems you are not local here, where are you from?
He asked looking at their outfits, halos, masks and especially wings.

Lute: Sir, we came from Heaven.

Seller: I don't know what Heaven you are talking about, but are you going to buy Appa or not?
He says in an irritated and tired tone.
Subaru: What the fuck is Appa?
He says, confused.

Seller: This is Appa.
Shows him a red apple.

Subaru fixed his eyes on the apple, something flashed in his head.
Flashback: Lucifer gives Eve the fruit of the name, she happily accepts it and bites into the apple.

Lute: Sir, are you okay, Subaru...
She waves his face, he stood motionless for a few seconds.

Subaru: Get that crap away from me!!!
Yelling at the shop assistant who was confused.

Subaru: Lute let's get out of here! He says angrily turning his back as he leaves

Lute: Sir, I'm sorry about that.
She says to the shop assistant following Subaru.

They walk until Lute speaks up.

Lute: Sir, you still remember that incident.

Hinting at when the original sin was released and the loss of the second wife.

Subaru:..
He is silent and thinks:
"First I lost my second wife because of the bastard Lucifer and then I ended up in some fucking place where I shouldn't be here!"

Subaru: Nothing Lute just bad memories.

Lute: Okay, I'm glad you're okay, we need to figure out how to get back to Heaven.

Subaru: Knowing I want to go back too, and killing demons again.

Lute: You couldn't open a portal to return.
Hinting that he can steal portals.
Subaru: I tried and I can't open it, as if Heaven doesn't exist here.
Lute: Although you can open a portal to Hell?

Subaru: I can't either, my abilities already open portals in this fucking world to quickly move around are needed if you know where it is.
Speaks irritated

Lute: I see...
She speaks in a sad tone.
They walked around looking at the sights and architecture of the city until they came to an alley to stop

Lute takes off her helmet, you can see that she has fair skin, pale yellow eyes and short white hair. She has a beautiful and attractive face.

She leans against the wall, and looks at a slightly sad Subaru, who was disappointed, which was evident from the expression on his mask.

Lute: Subaru, don't be sad, we will definitely find a way to return as a lady.

She says, calming him down and supporting him morally.

Subaru has become a little better than ever.

Subaru: I think you're right, dangerous boobs.
The nickname he gave her when she killed many demons in hell.

Lute blushed a little and said nothing because she was used to his antics

They stood there until three bandits with weapons approached them.
1 Bandit: Give me everything you have!
Pointing knives at them

Lute immediately puts on her helmet and takes her angelic weapon sword, preparing to kill them, but Subaru stops her by raising his hand, hinting that he will deal with it himself.

Subaru: You bastards are threatening Dick to the master with this damn knife!?
He says in a mocking tone, slightly laughing at them
Subaru: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
He laughs for half a minute

Subaru: Lute they think that they can hurt us with this!
He says laughing at them

Lute: Yes sir, they are just worthless brats.
She says, looking at the bandits with contempt.

2 Bandit: Stop laughing at us, give us everything that is precious or you will die!

Subaru: I'm tired of this fucking farce, it's time to end it!

Approaching them closer, he pointed his hand gun at them
Subaru: Suck mom holy rays bastards!
From the tips of the ring that is aimed at the bandits appeared light, in half a second killed the bandits, leaving nothing as if they were not there.

Subaru: What suckers no one dares to contact Dick master, you saw Lute I did not even use a guitar to kill them.
Lute: you always do an amazing job.
Smiled when she said.

During the conversation, a small blonde girl ran past them, they were surprised and she quickly disappeared, they wondered what it was.
Subaru: What...
Before he could say, a new figure entered, she had long silver hair, purple eyes and pointed ears. She wore white purple clothes with some kind of coat of arms.
?: Give me back what you stole from me in a good way!?
She speaks imperiously and shyly.

Subaru and Lute were confused about what she wanted from them.
Subaru: Girl, did we steal anything from you?

?: Then who stole it?
Subaru: I have no idea you were robbed, you should know who the thief is!?

The elf looks at them, looking at the unusual outfit, halos, masks and wings. She was surprised because she had never seen anything like what they were wearing.

Lute: Could it have been that girl, maybe she stole from you?

?: She is telling the truth, Leah.

Another voice appears, something starts to glow around the girl and a creature appears that looks like a cat.
Leah: Thank you, Pak.

Subaru and Lute were surprised because they didn't expect anyone else.

Sabaru: Who the fuck are you?
He says looking at the cat.

Pak: My name is Pak, the Great Spirit of Fire.
He looks at Sabaru with interest.

Pak: Could you introduce yourself?

Lute: My name is Lute.

Sabaru: And I am Subaru, the first human and leader of the exorcists.
He introduced himself normally this time.

Leah: The first human?
She says wondering.

Sabaru: When almost everyone introduced themselves, could the cutie introduce herself, I'm tired of waiting.

He says losing patience.

Leah: My name is... Satella.
Everyone except Pak didn't react to this name.

Pak: Leah, you have bad taste.

Satella: Sorry, I don't have much time, could you point out where the thief ran off to?
Lute: Miss, she went there.
Pointing out where the thief ran off to.
Satella: Thank you
She ran off to catch up with the thief.

Subaru: What a bitch, not knowing who stole her and still blaming us, and if someone stole from me, I would have killed him with my guitar a long time ago.

Lute: Okay, let's go for a walk around the city.
Leaving the alley and Subaru follows her.

Chapter Text

The two angels walked further through the city after what happened in that alley. People still looked at them because of their unusual appearance, especially their masks and the halos that were in their heads. And Subaru didn't like such looks from passersby, he wanted to start a massacre, but he refrained.

In his mind
Subaru: "What kind of people surround me, I would destroy them with my holy rays! They should be grateful that I have at least some patience.

While they were walking, Subaru noticed some tavern, and headed there, with Lyut following him. They entered a bar, but a half-human stopped them.

?: This is only for half-humans, go away, you don't belong here.

He says in a serious and calm tone.

Subaru clearly didn't like that some worthless person was telling him that they clearly shouldn't be in the bar, his mask shows irritation and anger.

Subaru: Listen to me! Who are you to tell me where I can and can't be in this place!?

?: Sorry, people don't belong here, and I own this establishment.

He says seriously and reservedly.

In his mind
Sabaru: What kind of fucking kingdom is this, where you can't just walk in fucking bar because people are forbidden for reasons I don't fucking know! But me and Lute are not people but angels, damn it! But before death I was also a person but it matters!!!
Subaru is seething with anger.

Before Subaru answered something to this half-human, Lute intervened who clearly did not like that he was talking to Subaru like that and could not stand it. She quickly approached the half-human tied his head with both hands and hit him in the stomach with her knee. The half-human writhed in pain lying on the floor, and Lute began to kick him hard with her nagas six times. All the visitors except Subaru were shocked and scared. Lute pointed the angelic sword at the half-human who she beat up.

Lute: Do you have something to say?
She says in a serious and murderous tone

?: I'm very sorry about what I said earlier, you can stay and drink at the house's expense.
He says with fear until he hears someone laugh.

Subaru: Aha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Everyone was still scared of his laughter except Lute.

Subaru: Well done, dangerous tits, jerk him off! Although I could have handled it myself, but okay, give me five.

He pulls his fist to her, she pulls it back and gives him five.

Subaru: Since he's giving us a free drink, then I'll take advantage of it.
He says with a grin on his masked face.

Subaru: Give us the most expensive and strongest that can only be in a bottle.

The bartender expected something like this, but so expensive and also in bottles.

Bartender: Yes, sir.

He takes two bottles of wine and gives them to them.

Subaru: Lute let's go from here I don't want to stay here in this semblance of a bar that can't serve us properly!

Lute:I agree with you sir.

Subaru: Bye bitches I hope next time you serve us better than today! Ahahaha!
Showing them the middle finger.

They left the establishment leaving the customers in a shocked state especially the beaten half-human whose body ached from the beating.

Subaru and Lute walked drinking wine, this time not paying attention to the new looks of people when they drink in the city.

About three hours passed, they walked around the city until they reached the slums closer until they stopped.
Subaru took off and Lute also took off. They flew over the slums.

Subaru: This place is a bit like Hell, I can't believe that people live like this in the Kingdom?
He looks at how people live in poverty greater than on earth.

Lute: Ser, people will always live, there are rich and poor.

Subaru: Okay, fuck their problems that they live like this.

They flew until they heard a loud noise coming from some shack, and Subaru stops in the air.

Lute: Why did you stop?
She asks, also stopping in the air.

Subaru: I heard some noise and something is happening there.
Pointing to an old shack, and Lute heard the sounds of a fight.

Lute: And what are you going to do?

Subaru: Let's intervene and be cool nagibatari!
He says with anticipation.

They go down to the shack, Subaru goes in and sees the girl he met in the alley, the blonde girl who ran past them, sees a big old man, a kid in sports clothes with dark hair who holds a club and a girl also in dark revealing clothes with big breasts who holds two knives.

Mentally
Subaru: I would sleep with such a hot thing in bed.
Looking at the girl with black hair.

Subaru: Hey bitches!
Attracting their attention.

Everyone looks at the figure of a white robe, golden hands and blue patterns and a symbol in the center, a mask with two horns.

Satella looks at him and remembers him.
Satella: You?

When the black-haired killer answered, she quickly ran to him to stab him in the stomach because she did not like what he said earlier. When she touched him, the knife broke and he himself was not hurt, everyone in the room was shocked.

Subaru: Bitch, you are stupid, you can't hurt an angel.
Telling her to glow from her hand and a guitar appears on the end of it with sharp edges that can be used as a weapon, he kills her by splitting her in two.

?: Dude, how did you deal with her so quickly!?
The young man in a tracksuit says in confusion and admiration.

Subaru: She was easy for a woman.
Before he could finish speaking, the killer regenerates and heads towards Subaru.
Subaru: How are you alive after I cut you up like that!?
He says and attacks her with a guitar, but the killer dodges his attacks.

Lute enters the shack and sees Subaru fighting the killer.

Lute: Sir, this is not our fight, let's go.
She says that it is none of their business.

Sabaru: No, it is now a matter of my pride.
He says clutching the guitar, attacking her.

Lute: Do you need help?

Subaru: No, I will finish this bitch myself.
He says, approaching the killer who, instead of attacking him, she defends herself.

While Subaru fights the killer, Lute approaches the people who were standing inside the shack.

Lute: You better go if you want to survive, while Sabaru deals with her.

She says seriously, she did not care what happened to them, as long as they did not interfere.

When she told them to leave, the boy in the sports jacket was surprised to hear his name, especially since it was addressed to the one who fought the killer, this question tormented him.

?: Wait, why are you calling him Su.
When he wanted to finish, Lute interrupted him.

Lute: I said get out of here and no questions.
She said in a serious tone.

Everyone nodded and left the laguchi, the boy wanted answers but realized that it could wait. When they all left, Lute sat at the table, crossed her arms and watched the battle. Subaru swings the guitar from side to side. The killer continues to dodge the blows. Subaru jumps up and tries to strike from above, but she dodges, but loses her left arm, soon recovers.

Subaru: Seriously, how are you reacting?
He says in an irritated tone.

She approaches him again and tries to attack him, but the knife also breaks, as if it were invulnerable.

?: Why can't I hurt him?
She thinks, burping back, dodging his blow.

Subaru: I'm so sick of this, die right now damn it!!!

He shouts, putting his hands together, creating a powerful ball of light. Seeing this, Lute spreads his wings and flies up as fast as he can, Subaru himself also flies up a few meters and releases an explosion of light so powerful that it destroys the hut along with the killer and everything around it.

Subaru: Now Bitch won't come back.
Looking at the destruction.

Lute: Subaru, can you tell me if you fought her?

Sabaru: That's why she attacked me first.

Lute: So if someone had attacked the hut first, you would have attacked too?

Subaru That's right, who do they think they are to attack Dick master, and by the way, where did they go?
He asks, looking around.

Lute: I took them out of the hut so they wouldn't get in the way.

Subaru: Okay, whatever, that bitch was really annoying, it's good that I killed her once and for all.

He says, starting to fly forward, and Lute does the same.

They flew for some time, it was already night and was, and Subaru used the holy light only weaker in his hand as a source of light.

They stopped somewhere on the roof of a building.

Subaru: I think Heaven won't notice our absence, what a bummer.

Lute: Do you have an idea what to do next?

Subaru: I don't know, maybe we'll wait until tomorrow and see if a portal opens for our return.

?: I know someone who can help you.
A male voice is heard, attracting their attention.

They look back and see a man standing on top of the tower, wearing white clothes, with gold details, white hair and gold eyes.

Subaru: And who are you?

Regulus: My name is Regulus Corneas, nice to meet you.

Chapter Text

During the confrontation between the Angel and the Assassin, Satella, Rom, Felt, and Natsuki Sabaru came out of the hut after Lute told them to come out.

Subaru: Good thing someone came to our aid, I hope this guy will deal with this bitch.

Felt: I agree with you big brother.

She says, still scared that she could have died.

Satella: But shouldn't we help Subaru?

She says, worried about him after she saw that the assassin was alive after he killed her.

Sabaru is surprised that she knows the guy's name. He wonders why he has the same name as him, he thinks it could be a coincidence.

Subaru: Can I ask how you know this guy's name?

Satella: I met him in the alley and when I was catching up with you.
She says, looking at Felt.

Felt sees this look and feels awkward.

Felt: Sorry big sister, I stole your thing, I'm sorry.

Satella: I accept your apology, the main thing is that you learned your lesson.

She says it a little more sternly.

Felt: I won't take orders like this anymore that aren't worth living for.

I understand what the consequences were.

When Subaru got the answer. After going through five cycles dying, in the last one when he entered the alley for some reason he didn't meet the three bandits from the previous cycles, he wondered why they weren't there, but was glad that he wouldn't have to deal with them.
He went to the hut to save Satella and the others, he thought he would have to die again.
But luckily, Angel saved them and deals with the killer. Maybe it was somehow connected.

A strong explosion is heard, creating a strong wave. Pushing them away strongly and they give in, losing consciousness. About ten or fifteen minutes passed, they woke up and in front of him stood a knight with red hair and a knight's uniform.

?: I'm glad you're alive, I heard a big explosion and I did it as fast as I could. When I arrived you were unconscious and I waited for you to wake up.

He speaks calmly and is glad that they are alive.

Subaru: And what is your name?

?: Oh, sorry for not introducing myself, I am Reinhard Van Astrea the holy sword.

He formally introduced himself as the diligent knight that he is.

Sabaru: And I am Natsuki Subaru!

He introduced himself with his signature greeting, raising his finger up.

Satella: Natsuki Sabaru...?

Remembering that Angel had that name.

Sabaru: Hey Reinhard, have you seen two people with wings and masks and horns?

Reinhard: Unfortunately, there was no one else there when I arrived.

Subaru was disappointed that there weren't any.

Subaru: Well, it doesn't matter, the main thing is that we're alive, and now that I've saved you, can I get a reward?

Asking Satella.

Satella: What kind of reward do you want to get?
Asking, she expected him to ask for a lot of coins, for example.

Sabaru: Tell me your real name.

She was surprised, and then giggled.

Satella: Hee hee hee hee, you're an idiot.

Sabaru: Who is this time talking idiot.

Satella: Okay, I'll tell you my name.

She puts her hand on her chest.

Satella: My name is Emilia, just Emilia.

She introduced herself.

Sabaru: Emilia is a beautiful name!

He says, happy to know her real name.

Emilia: Subaru, I have a question for you, why does another Subaru have the same name as you?

Subaru: Emilia tan, I don't know, it could just be a coincidence, his parents named him that when he was born, sometimes people have the same name

Emilia: You're right Subaru. Wait, what did you call me?

Subaru: Emilia tan is the nickname I gave you, it means you're close.

Emilia: Subaru is really a fool.
She has inflatable cheeks.

Subaru: Why are you calling me a fool!
He shouts.

And she laughs and giggles.

Reinhard watched with a smile that they were getting along so well,

Rom: My home!!!

He shouts, dropping his knees. He sees that there is nothing left around, the nearest ones were destroyed, and nothing is left of the house.

Felt: Grandpa, don't be sad, the main thing is that we are alive, we will find a new home.

She calms her grandfather, who is not in the best condition.

Emilia: Couldn't you give back what is rightfully mine?

She asks Felt to return the insignia.

Felt: Good, big sister, and don't lose it again.

She pulls the insignia to her.

Emilia: You say not to lose it when you stole it from me yourself.

She reminds her.

Felt: Well, I apologized!

The insignia on Felt's hand glows, Reinhard notices it and his eyes widen. And he takes her hand.

Reinhard: What is your name, your last name and how old are you?!

Felt: Let me go! My name is Felt, I'm fifteen and I don't have a last name!

She screams, resisting his grip.

Rom: Let go of my granddaughter, the Holy Sword!!!

He screams, walking towards him with a club.

Reinhard quickly knocks him out, sucking out Felt's mana painlessly.
Emilia: Reinhard, what does this mean!?
She screams, not understanding why he's doing this.

Reinhard: Sorry, Emilia, I can't answer you myself, you'll find out sooner, nothing bad will happen to her, I'll just take my mansion.

He says, giving her the insignia to its owner.

Subaru: Reinhard, I didn't expect that from you, you kidnap little loli girls, I hope this isn't the first time.

He says, joking about Reinhard.

Reinhard: Sorry, I don't do that, this is an exceptional case and you'll find out soon.

He says calmly, grabbing Felt and putting him on his shoulder and is about to leave.

Subaru: Reinhard, wait! Take Roma with you, he will worry about Felt because for her he is a grandfather and he has nowhere to live.

Reinhard: Okay Subaru, I'll take him too.

He takes Roma by the other shoulder

Reinhard: Goodbye Subaru and Emilia, I'll see you myself.

He says goodbye to them as he leaves.

Subaru and Emilia: Bye Reinhard.

After they said goodbye to Reinhard, a carriage with a dragon drives up to them, and the carriage is driven by a maid with short pink hair and a bee covers her left red eye.

?: Emilia herself, where did you go? I looked for you all over the city?

Emilia: Sorry Ram, I was robbed of something and I wanted to return it.

Ram: Is it clear who is that boy next to you in strange clothes?

Emilia: It was Subaru, he helped me return the thing and he protected me from the gut hunter.

Ram: I understand, please come in and get on the carriage.

They got on the carriage and left for the mansion of Roswaal L. Mathers.

______________________________________________________

In a house in the slum, a little girl with blue hair and olive green eyes. She was treating her older sister Elsa, she covered the serious wounds from the explosion with bandages.

Meili: Sister Elsa, how could you get such wounds!?

She says in a worried tone.

Remembering when she was waiting for Elsa in the shelter, when she heard a strong explosion and a wave followed her.
She fell but did not lose consciousness.
She was worried about Elsa, thinking that she might die, got into the mabeasts and went to the place of the explosion.
Seeing a pile of debris, she ordered the mabeasts to remove the debris quickly, she found a seriously injured Elsa who was unconscious, she was almost naked, because of the explosion, almost no clothes remained.

Elsa: Thank you Meili for saving me~

She says softly and smiles at her sister.

Meili: Please sister, but tell me why you were so injured and where did that explosion come from?

Elsa: ~Are you curious to know?~

Meili: Yes sister, tell me who did this to you!?
She says, who is ready to avenge her sister.
Elsa: ~Okay, I was close to gutting them all, whoever was stronger than me intervened and it was the Angel himself.~

Meili's head widened after Elsa's words.

Meili: Sister, what are you talking about, did you really meet a real Angel?

Elsa: ~Yes, but he wasn't alone, there was a girl, she didn't interfere when he himself was fighting, but she took everyone away~

Meili: Another Angel!?

Elsa: When I wanted to gut him, my knife broke, he was as if invulnerable as the Archbishop of Greed ~

After saying the last thing, Meili got goosebumps.

Meili: Elsa, should we tell Mom, after this failure?

Elsa: We'll tell her anyway, we'll say nothing to hide from Mom, thinking she'll be interested to know about the existence of Angels.

Meili: Okay, Elsa, I'm so glad you're alive!

She jumps into bed, hugging Elsa, burying her head in her chest.

Elsa has a gentle smile like her mother.

Elsa: ~Don't worry, Meili, I'll always be by your side and I'm not that easy to kill.~

Meili: Promise...?
She says with tears.

Elsa: ~Yes, I promise.~
Says softly and kisses the top of her head.

Meili was in Elsa's tender embrace and they both fell asleep.

Chapter Text

The Archbishop of the Sin of Greed Regulus Corneas, the most powerful of all the Archbishops that can be, he is known for destroying an entire city, those who heard of him were afraid and did not want to encounter him. His past is unknown, about his family and many other things, he looks young but in fact he is somewhere in the hundreds of years.

He lives in his mansion represented by the Witch Cult of which he is one of the leaders. With him live his so-called wives, but in fact his hostages whom he kidnapped, for unknown reasons kidnapped and made them his wives.

Now he lives his carefree life without greed, without violating the rights that people do not respect, in short, his ideal life.

While he was enjoying the ideal life, a figure appeared, seemingly a teenage girl, platinum hair and dark blue eyes like the sea, dressed in a white cloth that covers her torso and is thrown over her like a poncho. The top of the fabric is decorated with stitches of dark blue ribbon, the ends of which are tied in a bow and end almost at the knees. Another blue ribbon is tied in the hair.

?: Hello Archbishop Corneas.
She said in a charming voice.

Regulus turned around, was a little surprised and annoyed that he was being disturbed, but quickly hid it.

Regulus: Hello Pandora herself, what brought you to my mansion?
He said respectfully.

Pandora: I have a task for you.

Regulus raised an eyebrow, unexpectedly.

Regulus: What do you want to send somewhere again where my rights will be violated, why did you choose me, why not send Sirius, Betelgeuse, the gluttony brothers Lai and Roy, and the likeness of a woman Capella?

Pandora: Because you are the perfect choice for the task to attract a figure to our side and join the Witch Cult as the new Archbishop of Sin Pride.
She said calmly.

Regulus: It is clear, this position has been empty for a long time after Stride's death, I am interested in meeting the potential Archbishop of Pride, I hope he will be better than the rest of my colleagues. Then I will take on this matter.
He said arrogantly.

Pandora: I am glad that you agreed, Archbishop Corneas, your gospel has everything written in detail what you should do, good luck to you on the task.
She disappeared instantly, after which she told him.

Regulus stood there for about seven seconds, took out his gospel and began to read the contents.

After reading, he puts the gospel back. He begins to leave the mansion and goes to the capital Lugnica.

__________________________________________________

Subaru and Lute followed Regulus Corneas, who was leading them to his mansion. It lasted for about two hours until one of them spoke.

Subaru: Hey Regulus, should we go to your mansion for long? I could have gotten there faster with my wings if I knew where you lived?

He complains to him that they are taking a long time to walk.

Regulus: We will soon arrive at my mansion, there is still half an hour left to walk. I could have delivered you quickly, but you did not like it and there is no point in rushing so much.

He speaks confidently.

Subaru: Another half an hour, what a bummer, I am tired of walking?!

He complains like a child.

Lute: Sir, be patient and act like an adult.

Subaru: I am an adult, I am fucking Subaru, the first human, and I am about a thousand years old.
He speaks confidently and arrogantly.

Lute: I know, Sir, even though you are many years old, you still act like a child.

Subaru: Okay, maybe you are right.
She speaks irritably and quietly.

Lute: I am glad that you understood, Sir.
She speaks tenderly and confidently.

They walked on until they reached the mansion and stopped.

Subaru: This is your mansion, and it is bigger than I imagined.

Regulus: I am glad that you liked my house, let's go inside, my house will not stand here forever.

They enter the mansion and are greeted by a girl with golden hair and dark blue eyes, next to them were two girls with blue and green hair with the same clothes, they both bowed to Regulus's head.

?: Hello, husband, sama.
She speaks without emotion.

Regulus: 184, bring the guests to the bedroom, they are tired and need sleep.

184: Will be fulfilled by husband-sama.

Regulus turns to Subaru and Lute.

Regulus: I hope you will rest well, tomorrow we will discuss everything before goodbye.

Regulus goes somewhere, Subaru and Lute are still standing until 184 speaks to him.

184: Guest-sama and Guest-sama I will ask you to follow us to the bedroom.

They follow her until they reach the bedroom door.

184: Here are your rooms, I hope you like everything.

Lute: Thank you, you can go.

184: Okay, goodnight to you.

She bowed her head and left.

Lute and Subaru enter the bedroom and see that it is luxurious, they go to the large bed, they take off their masks and clothes.

When Subaru took off his mask, he has long black disheveled hair, golden eyes and looks twenty years younger.

Lute was wearing nothing but underwear and a bra. Her breasts are large, and her figure is quite attractive.

They lay down on the bed and covered themselves with a blanket.

Subaru: Lute, this is not the first time we share a bed.

He says with a grin.

Lute only grinned at him, she kissed him, Subaru did not resist, they passionately kissed for two minutes until their lips separated.

Lute: I thought you were going to sleep with a mask on.

Stroking his chest with her hands.

Subaru: Do you think it's so comfortable for me to sleep when a hot bitch like you is sleeping with me.

Lute, hearing this, made a small laugh.

Subaru: Well, I'm going to bed, Lute, good night.

Lute: ~Sleep with the Angels~

She says in an ironic tone, laughing slightly.

Subaru: Ahahahahahaha! Oh shit!

He laughs at Lute's joke, then closes his eyes and falls asleep, and Lute falls asleep for a while too.
______________________________________________________

Subaru and Lute stand together and watch what Lute is holding in her hands, a little angel with long black hair and golden eyes, wings like her mother. She has a golden halo on her head.

Lute: Subaru, look at her, she has your eyes!

She says happily.

Lute wakes up sweaty and breathing in the air, her cheeks turning red.

Lute: Why did this dream seem so real?
She thinks.

She looked at the sleeping Subaru, got closer to his face and gently kissed his lips. Soon she fell asleep.

Morning.

Subaru wakes up and sees Lute next to him, who is close to his face. He gets out of bed, takes his robe, puts it on, takes a mask from the shelf and puts it on his head.

While he was getting dressed, Lute also woke up, looking at Subaru with a smile, who was already dressed. And Subaru notices that she woke up.

Subaru: Already awake?
Looking at Lute who was naked except for underwear and a bra.

Lute: Yes, Sir, I'll get dressed now.

Lute had already started putting on her uniform, Subaru watched her getting dressed in front of him and he himself had already gotten used to it, which brought him pleasure in the company of women.

When Lute finished putting on hers and put a mask on her head, there was a knock at their door.

184: Guest herself and Guest herself, are you awake, can I come in?

Subaru: Yes, we're awake, come in already.

She opened the door, 184 entered and looked at them with an empty look.

184: Husband herself is waiting for you at breakfast, please follow me.

They nodded and followed her, they walked along the long corridors and soon they reached the hall, 184 opened the door and they found themselves in a huge hall and a table in which breakfast was prepared, and in the center was sitting Regulus. He watched as his guests entered the hall.

Regulus: Good morning to you, did you sleep well?

He says politely and falsely.

Subaru: Good morning to you too.

He says a little irritated.

Lute: Good morning to you too, Sir, we are grateful for your hospitality.

Regulus: Oh no, such a great person like me will always welcome my guests in comfort and coziness who have their rights as a guest.

He says theatrically.

Regulus: No need to stand forever, you can eat.

Afterwards, they sat at the table close together. Later, two women came and served them breakfast, their faces were lifeless and empty.

Subaru and Lute had breakfast, the dirty dishes were taken away by the same women who brought breakfast.

They sat and looked at Regulus who for some reason did not have breakfast, and he himself smiled looking at them.

Subaru: So Regulus, you said that she would help us get back to heaven?
He is talking about the mysterious lady.

Regulus: Yes, she will help with what you want, but in return you must help her with deeds.

Subaru: Oh, what a shame, and I thought that she would send us away right away.
He says pitifully.

Lute watched this conversation, but she expected that the help would not be free.

Lute: Excuse me, Ser, what does she want from us in return?
Lute asks a question.

Regulus: You will simply join the Witch Cult and become the Archbishop of the Sin of Pride.
He points at Sabara.

Subaru and Lute didn't know what the Witch Cult and the Sin Archbishop were, but hearing Pride made them associate Hell, the circle of pride where sinners live.

Subaru: No way, I don't want to be tied down by those damn sinners!
He yells.

Lute: Wait, you don't even know what this means.
Lute tells him not to rush into a decision.

Subaru: I don't need to know, it sounds pretty demonic.

Regulus, who sat and watched this with disappointment.

Regulus: It's your right to accept or not, it's my job to suggest as I was told.

Lute: Wait, can you at least explain what this means?

Regulus: Are you sure you're not from here, it's my fault for suggesting it without even explaining it, then I'll try to explain it.

He looked at them and then sighed.

Regulus: First, I'll tell you about the Witch Cult, it's an organization that was founded four hundred years ago after the great disaster, the cause of which was the witch of envy, and the cult began to worship this witch, who is currently sealed. The organization is engaged in cleansing, killing not people, demons and others.

When Subaru heard the killing of demons, his eyes lit up in his mask.
Subaru: You said that you kill demons, if that's true, then I'm ready to chop these sinners in half myself!
He says enthusiastically.

Regulus: We used to do this, we destroyed their villages and there were almost none left.

Subaru: Come on, it's a shame, go on.

Regulus: The Witch Cult is also engaged in intimidating the kingdom and destroying their territory.

Subaru: Sounds fun, so there's somewhere to have fun.

Regulus: Now, the Sin Archbishops are the leaders of the Witch Cult, each of whom "represents" one of the seven sins, excluding Envy.
He explained to them.

Subaru: It's like a super villainous organization, and the Archbishops are super villains?

Regulus: Right, you join the Witch Cult and understand the title of the Sin Archbishop of Pride?

Subaru: Wait, let me think for a second.

Regulus: Okay, I'm waiting for your answer.

Lute: Subaru is now the most responsible, do you make the decision or not?
She whispers to him.

Subaru: I wanted to say to hell with all this Witch Cult and Archbishops or something like that.
He whispers to her

Lute listens wanted to tell him something, but Subaru continued.

Subaru: Honestly, we don't have much of a choice, without connections with the heavens, we don't know what we'll do next and it's better to accept help and do something to return home.

Lute was surprised and she blinked a few times.
Lute: Since when did you become so smart?
She says in an ironic tone.

Subaru looked at her irritatedly and showed her the middle finger.

Subaru: Hey Regulus, I've made a decision... I accept your offer to become the Archbishop of the Sin of Pride.

Regulus just smirked at him.

Regulus: I'm glad you've joined the Witch Cult, now I'll fully introduce myself. The Sin Archbishop of the Witch Cult, the personification of greed, Regulus Corneas.

He introduced himself as any other archbishop would.

Subaru and Lute were surprised that he was the Sin Archbishop of Greed, the leader of the Witch Cult.

Subaru: Wait, so you're an Archbishop too, and I thought you were a recruiter?

Regulus: I don't usually do this, it's the average cultist, but you were a special case as a candidate for the Sin Archbishop.

Subaru: I knew I was special, I'm Subaru's first man and Dick's master!

Regulus ignored the last part, and decided to ask him a question.

Regulus: I have a question for you, do you have Authority?

Subaru: What the hell is Authority?

He speaks with embarrassment, and Regulus looks at him with bewilderment. But Lute decides to intervene.

Lute: Sir, can you give an example of what Authority is?

Regulus: Okay, I'll demonstrate Authority, but we need to get out of the mansion, I don't want my property to be destroyed.

They left the mansion, went further to demonstrate their power.

Regulus stands, he misses his head and sees a small rock, he kicks his foot and the rock flies towards the tree at an absurd speed, and when it collides with him, the rock destroys the trees, causing their leaves to fly in all directions.

Subaru and Lute were shocked by his power, their mouths and eyes were open in their masks.

Regulus: Not exactly, but I can do something similar and even more, and other archbishops' authority may differ, now it's your turn.

Subaru understood what he wanted, he looked at his hand, raised it up and released a beam of holy light into the sky, pushing the clouds apart and illuminating the place more.

Subaru: Mine is bigger.
He says that his power is more destructive.

Rugulus was quite surprised, and he did not expect something like this, he smiled slightly.

Regulus: Still, you have authority.

Subaru: But that's not exactly authority, but okay.

Regulus: Next question, when have you ever fought?

Subaru: Yeah, I fought and killed a lot of idiots when Lute and I arrived in this fucking world, I took out three bastards with just my beam of light, and killed that hot unkillable bitch who asked for it.

He says, tail him the kills.

Regulus: I see, those qualities and your powers make you suitable for the archbishop.

He says, smirking.

Lute: Excuse me, Sir, I have a question for you, when are we going to meet that lady you were talking about?

Regulus: Oh yes, Pandora herself can appear anytime and anywhere she wants.

Lute: I see, thank you.

Regulus: Now that that's decided, why don't we head to my mansion?

They went to the mansion, when they got there, their wives met them and gave them a tour of the mansion, the day passed as usual. Subaru was lying on the couch and eating his favorite ribs without taking off his mask, but asked Regulus's wives to cook it, and Lute was training in the mansion's garden. And Regulus was standing in his office with his arms folded behind him, he stood there until Pandora appeared.

Pandora: Hello Archbishop Corneas, I see you managed to complete the task.

She says in a charming and quiet voice.

Regulus only turned around.

Regulus: Oh Pandora herself, what an honor to see you again, yes, I did as you asked.

Pandora: Okay, tomorrow I will meet him with Archbishop Sabaru in the cathedral with the other archbishops.

Regulus: Pandora herself, why don't you meet him now when he is in my mansion?

Pandora: Tomorrow will be the official welcoming ceremony for the new Archbishop. Everyone will be present.
She speaks calmly and charmed.

Regulus: I see, I see why you entrusted me with such an important matter, and not these abnormal violators of my rights. He meant the other archbishops.

Pandora only smiled slightly.

Pandora: The ceremony is almost ready for tomorrow, the other Archbishops will come at the call of the Gospel. And you will bring the new Archbishop Subaru to the sabor, goodbye Archbishop Corneas.

When she finished speaking, she immediately disappeared, leaving Regulus alone in the room.

Chapter Text

Members of the Witch Cult, ordinary cultists, fingers, and the Archbishops of Sin gathered in the enormous cathedral.

The cultists sat on the bench, while the Archbishops sat in the honorary chair, awaiting the ceremony.

Petelgeuse: Oh, what an event! I didn't hesitate to come here in response to the Gospel, in response to the call of my witch!! It's an honor for me to be present at the ceremony, despite all the uncertainty that awaits!!!

He speaks loudly and harshly.

Sirius: Oh, my beloved Petelgeuse, I'm glad you're here, after all, love binds us forever!!!!

She says, screaming at the sight of him.

Petelgeuse merely frowned and refused to speak to her.

Lia: I hope it was worth our time coming here when I could have gone on eating delicious dishes, tsu~.

Roy: I agree with you, brother. Why did they invite us here when we could have eaten as much as we wanted? But I came because Mom came too, tsu~.

Cappella: Kyahahaha!! You meat sacks should be grateful that a beautiful lady like me came in this important ceremony. I couldn't miss it. And by the way, where is that idiot Regulus? Is he late or sitting at home with his whores, tsu~!

Speaking in his charming and disgusting voice.

In the center of the altar stood the Witch of Vanity, Pandora, waiting for them to arrive.

The door quickly opened, and three figures entered: Regulus, Subaru, and Lute.
Subaru and Lute wore the masks and clothes they had come to wear in this world.

Everyone looked at them, especially Subaru and Lute, who looked unusually dressed.

Subaru quickly approached the altar, and Regulus and Lute sat in the seats of honor.

Pandora: Nice to meet you, Archbishop Subaru.
She said, looking at him.

Subaru: Hello, beautiful, I heard from Regulus that you're the most important, right?

He spoke confidently and politely, but he was still nervous about this meeting.

Pandora: Yes, that's right, I am the leader of the Witch Cult, the Witch of Vanity, Pandora.

Subaru: Okay, I have a question: can you truly return me and Lute to heaven?

Pandora: I think I can, but be a good Archbishop, help my plan, and do everything I say, but you will have free will like the other Archbishops.

Subaru: Okay, Pandora...
He says, sensing her power in his aura.

While they were talking, no one understood who Pandora was talking to.

Pandora's gaze met everyone present at this ceremony.

Pandora: Today, I would like to introduce the new Archbishop of the Sin of Pride, Subaru.

At first, surprise and indignation swept through the hall, then all the rank-and-file cultists began to bow their heads, a sign of greeting the new Archbishop of Pride.

The Archbishops themselves were surprised and curious. Except for Regulus, they looked at the new Archbishop, who was dressed in a white robe with blue details and yellow sleeves, and wore a unique mask that displayed emotions and expressions.

A black Gospel book instantly appeared on Pandora's hand, and she held it out to him for him to take. Subaru took it.

Pandora: This is your Gospel; it will guide you and bring you what you desire.
She spoke calmly.

Subaru: Okay, thank you.

Subaru took the Gospel and turned to everyone, and they all looked at him.

Subaru: I am Subaru, the first human and Dick Master, and now the Archbishop of the Sin of Pride in the Witch Cult. I will fulfill my role and the duties entrusted to me!

He spoke haughtily and arrogantly.

All the cultists bowed only to their knees, a sign of respect for the new archbishop's speech.

Some of the archbishops and Lute themselves clapped their hands, except for Capella and Roy.

Petelgeuse: Wonderful, what love, what devotion to our witch! A new believer in our love for the witch, how wonderful!!!
He claps and shouts, making strange movements.

Sirius: My dear Petelgeuse, I agree with you. Pride's speech and devotion are wonderful. I can't wait to meet him!

Subaru looks at them with disgust.
Thoughts:
Subaru: What nonsense, these two clearly have problems in their heads.

Regulus: Congratulations, Subaru. A free and honest man like me must give credit to your performance.
He says, smirking at his speech.

Subaru: Thank you, Regulus. He speaks respectfully.

Lai: We're glad to see Pride's new colleague, I hope we get along well tsu~.
He speaks while licking his lips.

Subaru doesn't look at him and gives him a thumbs-up.

Subaru: Of course, shorty, someone as cool as me will get along with everyone.
He speaks confidently and a little mockingly.

Capella and Roy say nothing, only watching the interaction between Pride and the other Archbishops.

Pandora watched everything unfold, and then she cleared her throat to get everyone's attention.

Pandora: I believe the welcoming ceremony for the new archbishop is over. Everyone can leave except the archbishops and Pride's companion. I've decided why we should hold the meeting elsewhere.

Suddenly, in an instant, everyone found themselves in a room surrounded by a huge table. All the archbishops were sitting on chairs, Lute stood next to Subaru, and Pondar sat in the center.

Subaru and Lute were shocked; they had been in the ceremony hall and now they were in this room.

Subaru: What the hell was that!?
He spoke, frightened and irritated.

Pandora looked at him with sea-blue eyes and smiled.
A chill ran down Subaru's spine.

Pandora: This is the authority of vanity. I can alter reality, rewrite it, undo consequences, and more.
She spoke calmly and sweetly.

Subaru: I understand, I don't need to know how your power works. I joined the Witch Cult to return home, not to listen to a lecture.
He speaks proudly and arrogantly.

Pandara merely nodded and smiled at him.

Pandora: I gathered you here so you could get to know Archbishop Subaru better.

Everyone looked at Subaru, and he leaned back.

Subaru: What?
He spoke, perplexed.

Lute: Ser, everyone expects you to tell them about yourself.
She whispered to him.

Subaru: Okay, I said before that my name is Subaru, but you can call me Dick master, I am the coolest person who has ever lived in the world, and after my death I ascended to heaven and became even cooler, before I ended up in this godforsaken world, I was the leader and commander of an army of my exorcist girls, we descended into Hell every year and killed many demons.

Subaru finished speaking, everyone listened, and some were interested.

Petelgeuse: Oh, how informative, Pride! You were really diligent in your work, I'm glad you're not lazy.

Subaru: Uh, thank you, by the way, what's your name? I don't know yours?

Petelgeuse: Aaaaah, sorry for being so lazy! I didn't even properly introduce myself. I am the Sin Archbishop of the Witch Cult, personifying Sloth, Petelgeuse Romane-conti Tes!

Subaru: Nice to meet you, Petelga... damn, your name is hard to pronounce. Would you mind if I just called you Pete, for example, it's shorter and more convenient?

Petelgeuse looked at him, puzzled.

Petelgeuse: Of course, Pride, I don't mind that name, but you still need to learn how to pronounce my name, if you're not too lazy!

He said it a bit loudly at the end, and not quite right.

Subaru simply nodded and looked at the other archbishops.

Subaru: I don't know your names either, except for Regulus.

A few seconds of silence passed until someone spoke.

Capella: Okay, such an elegant lady as myself should introduce myself. Sin Archbishop of the Witch Cult, personifying Lust, Capella Emerada Lugnica. Hahahaha!
She laughs after introducing herself.

Subaru looks at her; she's dressed quite revealingly. He's a little fascinated by her, despite her youthful appearance.
Thoughts:
Subaru: Is she a stripper or a porn star like that spider demon Adu? I'd fuck her like that, even though that killer was more attractive, especially her big breasts and ass. But she tried to kill me, and she deserved to die.

Subaru: Nice to meet you, beautiful. Couldn't we go to the same room and have some privacy later?~
He starts flirting with her.

Capella: Oh, what a bold and vulgar little meat you are, inviting a lady to play with me after meeting her?~
She speaks sweetly and mockingly.

Lute stood and watched this spectacle; she tsked in irritation and looked at Capella with disdain.

Then Subaru looked at the other archbishops, attracted by the woman with bandages.

Subaru: What's your name, you mummy woman?

Sirius: Oh yes, I am the Sin Archbishop of the Witch Cult, representing Wrath, Sirus Romone-conti. Nice to meet you, follower of love. Your performance was graceful and you performed with love!!!

She screams like crazy.

Subaru looks at her in bewilderment. Thoughts: She's crazy, like that green one. They have the same last name, so they're probably married, although it's not my place to find out. Although she has a slender figure, especially her breasts and hips, which are clearly visible through the bandages, I won't fuck that crazy woman.

Subaru: Nice to meet you Mummy and thanks for the praise. Now you two are shorties.
He pointed to the two brothers.

Lai: We, the Witch Cult's Sin Archbishop, represent the gluttony of the gourmet, Lai Bateyskais tsu. ~

Roy: And we, the Witch Cult's Sin Archbishop, represent Gluttony
the bizarre consumption of Roy Alfred tsu. ~

Subaru: So you share the title of Gluttony?

Lai: So we have Authority Gluttony tsu.

Roy: And the Witch Factor, Gluttony, is unique in that it can be shared, and carriers can have multiple tsu.

Subaru simply nodded to them, then looked at everyone.

Subaru: Now, let's get to know each other better.
She spoke haughtily and smiled.

The meeting lasted three hours, with Subaru telling stories about himself, his adventures with girls in the sky, and much more.
He learned what Regulus really was like when he finished his monologue, but Capella interrupted him and began scolding her for violating his rights, but Subaru didn't care. He found common ground with the Gluttony brothers due to their shared interest in delicious food and eating a lot. Later, they were served food at Subaru's request, and the Gluttony brothers all ate except Regulus and Pandora.
When the event ended, Subaru, Lute, and Regulus went to the mansion and were greeted by their wives as usual.