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I’m all set up to record another video for my social media channel. I’ve got my own answer all selected so that I can lead with that and then ask my followers to give their answers in the comments. I check my lights, smile and hit record.
“Afternoon, my lovelies, I’ve been wondering this for a while now and I want to hear from you in the comments. If you had a warning label, what would yours be?
Mum appears behind me and says, “Slippery when wet!”
“Mum!” I squeal, turning towards her with an expression of mortification and pride.