Work Text:
Autumn
Bellamy
7:09 a.m.
It’s officially Autumn
Clarke
9:21 a.m.
????
Bellamy
9:23 a.m.
Naked Man just came by
And he was wearing actual pants
Kiss the sweet, summer sun goodbye
Because Autumn is taking over
Clarke
9:34 a.m.
That was so dramatic
Like, why?
Bellamy
10:03 a.m.
You know I speak the truth
Clarke
10:05 a.m.
Whatvr, losr.
Did he ask about me?
I havnt seen him in a while
Bellamy
10:13 a.m.
The world does not revolve around you, Clarke
Clarke
10:13 a.m.
so , yes?
Bellamy
10:15 a.m.
Yeah. He told me tell you hi.
He also told us congratulations on finally dating
And tipped us fifteen bucks.
Clarke
10:21 a.m.
We should tell all our costumes we’re dating
Bring in the monaayyyeee
Bellamy
10:34 a.m.
Costumes?
Clarke
10:35 a.m.
Shut up.
Clarke
11:48 a.m.
So, there’s this dog at the shelter.
Bellamy
11:53 a.m.
No.
I told O not to take you with her
Clarke
12:02 p.m.
Belllllll pleaseeeeee
Bellamy
12:03 p.m.
Neither of us have time to take care of a dog, Clarke
Clarke
12:05 p.m.
…
Bellamy
12:08 p.m.
I’ll buy you a fish.
Winter
Clarke:
8:08 a.m.
u missed out today
Bellamy:
8:10 a.m.
How so?
Clarke
8:13 a.m.
There was a pug
He was wearing an elf hat
BELL HE WAS SO CUTE
Bellamy
8:15 a.m.
No.
Clarke
8:21 a.m.
??????
Bellamy
8:23 a.m.
You’re about to ask for a pug
And I’m saying no before you even try
Clarke
8:25 a.m.
Okay but listen
A PUG WOULD BE SO PERFECT FOR US
Bellamy
8:28 a.m.
No, Clarke.
Clarke
8:32 a.m.
Y not D:
Bellamy
8:37 a.m.
Bc if we break up we’ll fight over who gets to keep the dog
Clarke
8:46 a.m.
Im goin t ignore the fact that u think were going to break up
And just send u pics of pugs
Bellamy
10:45 a.m.
jfc Clarke
I have 27 messages from you
And they are ALL of pugs
Clarke
10:52 a.m.
It was slow at work today
And u said we were going to break up
Bellamy
10:54 a.m.
IF
Bellamy
11:33 a.m.
Oh my God.
Stop sending me pictures of pugs
If you stop I’ll take you to the shelter after work
We can pick out a dog together
Clarke
11:35
!!!!!!!!!!!
REALLY/!?!??!
Bellamy
11:48 a.m.
I’m already regretting this.
Clarke
11:51 a.m.
I’m about to be off
Are u on ur way to pick me up?
I SEE YOU
Love you<3
Spring
Clarke
7:18 a.m.
Diaper lady just came through agian
Am i allowed to spit in her coffee
Bellamy
8:01 a.m.
?
who?
But no
Of course not
Clarke
8:37 a.m.
U know
The lady that tossed the diaper out the window
And we had to clean it up
Disgusting
Bellamy
8:40 a.m.
I HATE HER!!!!!!
Clarke
8:43 a.m.
I know, she’s awful
Octavia came by with Lincoln
He seems nice
Bellamy
8:50 a.m.
He’s too old for her.
Clarke
8:51 a.m.
U r such a party pooper
U and diaper lady belong together
Bellamy
8:54 a.m.
Clarke.
Clarke
8:57 a.m.
Sorry.
U totes belong to me.
Bellamy
9:06 a.m.
Jesus. Why am I in love with you?
Clarke
9:11 a.m.
Bc I’m amazing
Oh, hey. Are you going home right after class?
Bellamy
9:15 a.m.
Yeah.
Clarke
9:21 a.m.
I forgot to feed Rover and Ajax this morning
And they probably need to go potty too
Oh and can you clean the fish tank?
Bellamy
9:24 a.m.
Fed them both before I went to class.
I’ll let them out when I get home. You can clean the fish tank.
I did last time.
Clarke
9:32 a.m.
Fine.
Our dog children appreciate you bellamy
Bellamy
9:34 a.m.
I’m breaking up with you
Clarke
9:35 a.m.
Love you too, babe<3
Summer
Clarke
10:38 p.m.
Bellamy…
Pls dont be mad
Bellamy
4:30 a.m.
I refuse to make any promises until I know what you did
Clarke
9:47 a.m.
Its not so much what I did
But what i didnt do
Bellamy
10:13 a.m.
Clarke.
Clarke
10:14 a.m.
Iforgottoaskoffforouranniversary
PLEASE DONT BE MAD AT ME BELLAMY
Bellamy
10:23 a.m.
Hahahahaha
Clarke
10:26 a.m.
Wait what
Bellamy
10:27 a.m.
I put in a request off for you
Knew you’d forget
Clarke
10:30 a.m.
Aw thanks
U da best
Bellamy
10:37 a.m.
You bet your ass I am.
Oh hey
You know creepy mustache guy?
Clarke
10:40 a.m.
Which one?
Half shot of caramel?
Bellamy
10:43 a.m.
Yeah him
Clarke
10:45 a.m.
What abt him?
Bellamy
10:54 a.m.
He just found out we were dating
He offered to give me this book
Its like… a marriage prep book
Clarke
10:59 a.m.
WHAT?!
Wait. This isnt you proposingmr???
Bellamy
11:12 a.m.
Of course not. Jesus.
But isn’t that weird?
I feel like our customers are too invested in our relationship.
Clarke
11:14 a.m.
Bellamy. Everyone is too invested.
Bellamy
11:17 a.m.
That’s true.
Jasper wanted to know if I had saved enough money for a ring
Clarke
11:18 a.m.
I just got out of class.
Lunch??
And why does Jasper care?
Wait.
ARE you saving up for a ring?
Bellamy
11:20 a.m.
Lunch would be great
You still by Glory Bound?
I’m craving hummus and a falafel gyro
Clarke
11:21 a.m.
Bellamy.
Bellamy
11:26 a.m.
Thanks, babe!