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1. somethin' stupid by theonceandfuturecarpenter

   Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   27 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Yelena Belova/Robert "Bob" Reynolds
   • Yelena Belova & Robert "Bob" Reynolds
   • Yelena Belova
   • Robert "Bob" Reynolds (Marvel)
   • James "Bucky" Barnes
   • Ava Starr
   • John Walker (Marvel)
   • Alexei Shostakov
   • Valentina Allegra de Fontaine
   • Las Vegas Wedding
   • Accidental Marriage
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Slow Burn
   • Idiots in Love
   • somebody had to do this trope for them
   • or maybe they didn't
   • we're doing it anyways
   • No Beta We Die Like Taskmaster

   Summary

   Yelena dragged her hands heavily down her face, only to pause when she felt an unfamiliar, smooth object pulling at the skin of her left cheek. She pulled the corresponding hand away from her face and stretched it out in front of her.

   On her ring finger sat a plain gold band.

   A plain gold band that definitely wasn't there yesterday.

   (Or: Bob and Yelena accidentally get married in Vegas.)

   Language:

   English

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