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(i drew this at work lmao)

The weather OUtsdie was frightful.. it was snowing and hailing and lighting and i was loking at out a window in a hallway gleefully. as a Sadist, i was hoping that hagrid would be struck by lighting. he was walking outside the hogwarts caslte. I was loudning on the window seat sexily, in my lacy knee length black dress and my raven ebony black hair tied up in a messy bun. i had Red eyeshadow and black lipstick and black fightnet tights and a pentagram earring.

My wonderouls entertainment was intureupted by my beautiful goffik bf Draco. he was waring a good chareit hoodie and a black hat that covered his sshort whiteblond hair which red tips i dyed 4 him. he had on balck eyeshadtow (itsnt it HOt whenboys wherar eyeshadow..) and black riped beans and chekcerd vans. 

"Hey Ebony!! lovely weather am i right" he said hotly.

"yessss im just watching hadgrid stmuble around foolishly ahahahhahahaa" i repsonded evilly. "what r u doing draco? how wuz ur clas?"

"its was good i got a bad grade on my test but its okay... bc i have You ebony!" draco kised me and i Blushed.

sudenlty i saw in the halwoway a very colorful pari of peoplle. and they had dog ears on their heads and tails???? as a vampire i was imetelyyt alart. 

"draco who are those guys over there" i asked Fericely. 

"Oh thoe are the new trasnfer studentds from ilvermory in the American states. one of them is gothic i think" h said.

"one fo them is GOTHIC???" i shouted. Neither of them were GOTHIC. The taller one had long light purple hair and blue tips and a blak streak that coverd her eye. she had a dark puepel sweater with a purple eye on it and a light purple skirt. the OTHER one had black curly hair with NEON GREEN RACCOON TAILS>>>?? and gliter on her face and a DBRIGHT PURPLE AND GREEN shirt and belt and like a ton of rainbw brackets and a glitery pink skirt. niteher of them were GOFFIC AT ALL. 

but bc i shouted they got caught attentiuon to me. they looked at me curiosytly. 

"heloo!! x3' the neon one said felednlyly to me. "i'm Natalia Nemi3i3 Ner0 Nyanw0lf ^w^ an thiz iz mai gf Ophellia Mystery Moonlight!!!" her fvoice was soo cheerfy it made me Naousoues. and SIck. i bared my fangs evilly. 

"MY NAME IS EBONY DARK'NESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY AND THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND DRACO MALFOU." i screeche d ay them.  

hi said ophelia mystery moonlight..

"Nie to meet u!!!!! :3" said natalia nemi3i3.

the wort neme3i3 fkwue around my brain. this girl was my NEME3I3/ i knew it right away. i had to fihter her. i stood up menencling.y. 

"0mggg i 1uv ur 0utfitttt its so gothic nd c00l... opheelia is acktualy a goth 2!!!" natalia Cheepted. her distgusting flufy neon green tail wagged happily.

ohpalia waved. 

"she is NOT A GOTH-" i screamed VISIOUSLY. my eyes glowed with Evil Llight. 

draco grabed my shoulder. "eboby, no! just.. just let them go..." he persueded. 

Natalia and Ophleliala loked at me weirdly and swalked away confuededly. 

i sat back on the wintow deat, Fuming and Breathing angrily. "shes Not a goth... she has purple HAIR." i musumtered.

"dont you have purple in ur hair" draco asked

"thats DIFFERENT!!!!11!!!!1!" ic ried. "she doesnat even have any BAND MERCH ONER HER."

"youre not wearing any band muerch rn" draco said

"DRACO RHATS DIFERENT." i GROWLED. ANDDDD THEY RE WEREWOLVES I JUST NOW IT. they ahd ears and tails thats a WEREBAOLV THING.!"

"oh...." draco said. 

:UGH@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed. i  Frustratuion. "i'm going to my ROOOOMM/. BYE DRACO ILY>"

"luv u too ebony i hope u fel better soon!" draco said and waved goodbye to me as i Ran sexa down da hallwye.

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I Stalked the hals of hatwarts, one tuesday wevening, searching ofr a lost Eyeliner pen that blody Mary had given to me last Christmas. it was IMPORTANT and I wante to find it again before we went to a my emicacle Romance show together in two weeks in Hogsmeed! I was running so fast down the corridors in my platform steilio black boots, purple fishnet tights, black lethr miniskirt and black top with corset stuff on it. I had my Raven-Black hear tied in a messy bun on top my head pieces of my hair flying dramatsicily around my pale Face with black and red eyeshadow.

It was a Sunday so no one was relly around, except for me and fmy friends and boyfrienda. Sudennly I saw my Best friend Willo!
"WILLOW!!"" I screamt.

"HI GIRL whare are you doing? Running around the halls all by yoursef?" Willow said toe me. I Smiled because Willow is my best friend and recently she introduced me to Kesha which is supr cool and stuf :) Willow Waved her long, Hair at me. She is so beautiful....

"Ebony??" she said Extruding me from my toughts. "OH YEAH! um, i was locking for my eyelinder pencil. that bloody mary gave me like last years." I said to her.

"Did you lose it in the hall?" she questioned.

"YES of course otherwise i wuld be looking for it Elsewhere you silly goose!" I laughed Runing my hand through my purple streaked hair.

Willow cackled like a witch, which was very gothic of her. "OK let me kno if u need any help!" and he prancedAway.

"I waves goodbye and continued my search. I searched under all the benches in da halls. I was about 2 look under the final bench when i heard a MEOW! come from the bench! i puled out my wand menacingly and magically.

"WHO'S THERE?"

a CAT emerged from he bench. it had Small curry black fur and hug eyes and ears wow really big ears wthat the fuck i thought? This cat is so cute... The cat arches it back at me and makes a weird hissing sound like a cockroach.

"oh wow your so goffik aren't u? yeas? are you so gothics and dark and evil?" I said toy it. and it continued to speak in tongues

I Sprange forward usuing my vampire strength and speed and held the beast. it was my cat now, I dicided. Only the most gothic of being on this planet could own a familiar such as this. I sprinted back to my room in slynderin tower, whilst the cat screamed and rithed.

I got back to my rom and put it on the ground and shut the door. Willow My gorgoius roommate and best friend ever was there, writing a homework essay or something. When i uot the cat down it started screeching and clawinga t the door.

"Ebobyy is that a wild animal? you should probably let it outside.." Willow told me. She moved to open the window I screamed NO!! "It can't go out the window Willow, this animal is My Soulmate. my Familiar. don't you see how goffik and dark and depressed it is?"

"Well I can see that its scratching the door and were probably gona have to pay to fix that..." she said, flipping her long hair. She had an excellent point so I grabbed the cat once again.

I remembered i had chicken in my dresser so I gave it a piece. The cat coustioisly ate it and stopped attacking the door. I Succeeded!

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The next morning, the cat was hiding under my bed, so I left out another piece of chicken for itwbefore i went to calss. My class was Defebseie against the drak arts and the Poser snape was teaching it unfortunetly, so I was prepareding for lots and lots of pain. But im a sadist so i ws also excited to observe othe people's pain too. It was a mix of emotions.

I sat dwon next to Bloody Mary who already had her textbook open. Then i saw THEM. the FAKE GOTH POSER and her UNICORN BARF DOG. oPEElia smiled at me quietly and natalia Nemi3i3 waved. I GLARED and Bared my fangs at them, my pale blue eyes glitering with evil.they were sitting on the other side of bloody Mary.

I was so focused on Dispsising snap today that i barely noticed Bloody Mari taking with the two posers over there until she tunred around and asked me the question.

"Have you seen a cat around the castle lately? It's a black Cornish rex cat. Ophelia and Natalia lost their cat, Gouda." she asked me.

"WHat the FUCK is a cornsish rex???" i asked politely, trying to hide my Anger at the two werewolves.

"It's a breed of cat that has curly hair and big ears." Blody mary informed me.

Oh no. i have played right into their hands. the animal in my room, my dearest dark familiar, was APPARENTLY their cat, and they were ging to accuse me of THEFT . and KILL ME for it! i couldn't lte it cappen. I decided to destroy the allegatyions right then and there.
I stood up and stalked gracefully threateningly over to the wicked couple.

"I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOUR CAT (ITS NOT EVEN YOURS) AND I DONT HAVE IT IN MY DORM ROOM. I NEVER STOLD YOUR CAT AND ITS RIDICULOUS THAT YOU WOULD DARE ACCUSE ME BECUZ I WOUDL NECER STEAL A CAT. IT ISNT IN MYY BLOOD." i spoke Matetr Of Factly.

we never acused you of literally anything girl Ophelia said.

"WUT r u talking abt???????????? Wait does this mean u have Gouda??? like in ur dorm room?!!" Natalia flambunctioused.

"WHAT> I JUST SAID I NEVER STOLE IT" i screamed. everyone turned and stared at me. suddenly aware of my audience, i flipped my long shiney hair majestically. i just started putting this new ncononditioner on it and it made my hair so shiney and gothifc. the black glitter eyeshadow on inmy eyelineds sparkled in the dungeon light. "YOUR FUCKING CRAZY"!

ophlieliea looked at natalia with her horrible fake blank expression. her disgutsing dog ears twitched and natalia got up and locked at me.

"Okay so hey girl we kind@ think u have our cat and can we plz just go check ur dorm just 2 make shor3?" she asked cheerfully. Bloody mary looked concerned.

"you are not getting NANYWEHRE near my DORM ROOM>>????? WTF WHY DOULD YOU EVERN SUGENST THT" i stood firm. in my beleifes.

Bloody mary put a hand on my shoulder. "Ebony Listen to me. They think you have their cat because you accused them of accusing you of stealing their cat for no reason and that makes you look incrediably suspsious. I'm sure you're innocent but just o make sure why don't you let them look in your dorm? no harm in that..?" she told me quietly. her quiet wisdom reassured me. she was right, wasn't she? no harm in letting them prove my innocence//...

But then i remembered i actually did steal their FAKE cat BUY ACCIDENT!!!!! and i wanted to keep that beastie. I couldn't let them find out. I had to make a plan.

"OK." i turned back to the group/ "YOU can come lookin my dorm for your cat i didn't take and don't have and its not your real cat anyway. at 2 am on Sunday." Perfect! that would give me enough time to figure out hwo to hide the cat.

"cant we just go after clazz?" Natalia asked and Ophoiela noded.

"NO" i asked. at the same time bloody mary said "Yeah that sounds good!" CURSE HER

And this was how i found myself Trugding up the stupid spiral straicase with my two biggest ENIMEIES behind me. uhg. i was gonga get found out and then they would win... i felt so depressed in that moment i stared longingly out the window as i passed, longing to Jump out of it. i got to the room.

"OKay wait" i said. and went inside. But the cat was gone! Wow! problem solved? iwondwered?

I opened the door.

"Gouda!! my deasret baby gooey poo! uwu? come here boi!" Natalia said bubbelyly. i shuddered with hatred. Ophelia made a clicking noise with her mouth. Suddenly the cat shot out from ??? the corner of my ceiling?? and into ophielialia's Arms. it was purring and meowing and nuzzeling her. "GOUDA!" they both said or maybe it was just natatalia.

I was shoked. my plan had failed. their plan had succeeded. and that wasn't even their cat anyway because theyre not goth enough for a cat like that! I felt the darkness rise within me. the sadistic urge to tear them apaert with my vampire teeth and suck their blood and watch them sufer. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhg . my black painted nails felt sharp like claws. i could almost feel dark evil bat wings sprouting from my back.

"thx 4 letting us have her back girl. even if u did steal her thats weird but like als wel that ends well! u know?" natalia said to me happily. my eyes glowed red with rage.

"GET THE FUCK OUT OFMY DORM YOU HOriBLE DISGITING WerEWOLVES OR WHATever U ARE GET OT OKAY LEAVE ME ALONGE!'" i screeched at them, my fangs bared.

"oh! ok bye girl cya around?" natalia said and then they both left immedietly with the cat.

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I paced around my room. I was so. so . PISED OFF> about the whole thing. and i didn't even know exactly wyhy... my vampire urges were so strong. i needed to KILL. Willow told me a few months ago that instead of thinking that i wanted to kill myself i should think that i want to kill other people and that would be better for my mental health and i think she was totes right about that i had been feeling betr lately but who should i kill? i growled out the window. Someone was going to feel my wratch...