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🟢 Akira:
emergency
real one
like Code Gay™
🔵 Yuutarou:
did ur girlcrush blink at you again orrrr 😭
🔴 Tobio:
what now
and please be normal
🟢 Akira:
i saw Koganegawa at lunch
SHE said “excuse me” when she walked past me
with her tall ass and that soft lil voice
LIKE??!?!??
🔵 Yuutarou:
girl. u okay?
do u need to cry or do i need to set something on fire
🟢 Akira:
yes
🔴 Tobio:
she literally just said “excuse me”
you’re acting like she proposed
🟢 Akira:
don’t gaslight me tobio
she made eye contact for like 0.4 seconds
i had a full gay heart attack
🔵 Yuutarou:
LMFAO ur gonna fake date someone again to cope huh
🟢 Akira:
absolutely
new fake crush pending
maybe Yachi or Sugawara
they give cozy lesbian energy
🔴 Tobio:
you said Yachi last month
pick someone new
🔵 Yuutarou:
use that scary hot girl from chem
the one who stabbed a pencil into her desk and didn’t blink
🟢 Akira:
OH HER YEAH
she’ll be my decoy this week
slay
🔴 Tobio:
also
Yuutarou
explain this
[screenshot of Notes app titled “goshiki supremacy <3” with unhinged bullet points like “she sneezed once and i levitated”]
🔵 Yuutarou:
THAT’S SUPPOSED TO BE PRIVATE 😭😭😭
🟢 Akira:
“she could stab me with her eyeliner and i’d say thank you”
i’m crying why is that actually romantic
🔵 Yuutarou:
cuz it IS 😩 she’s so babygirl but also so stabby??
i love that duality
🔴 Tobio:
y’all are embarrassing
🟢 Akira:
not you talking miss tsukishima stan
ur wallpaper is literally her tying her hair back in gym
like be so fr
🔴 Tobio:
it’s minimalist
🔵 Yuutarou:
so is ur emotional availability
🟢 Akira:
no funeral if we die of exposure
just delete this chat and burn my notebooks
my diary has sketches of Koganegawa’s hands
🔵 Yuutarou:
not the hands 😭😭😭