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2025-06-14
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The Elliott manor gang but they speak hood English (really short)

Summary:

As I'm writing my 2nd chapter for my first fic and living in an area where a shooter is on the lose, I decided to explore this dialect with these characters in a time period and place where hood English probably does not exist anymore, but oh well. If you didn't know, I'm a language geek and will probably post a fic in a different language in the future.

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V lives a quiet nerd life and J wants to expose her.

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(See the end of the work for notes.)

Work Text:

J: "ugh these hoes"
N: "what?! We're not hoes!!!"
J: "fine, simps"
V: "that's rich coming from you"
J: "fool, shut ch'yo bitch ass up! You can't be talking when u got railed by the new drone in 4 rounds!!!"
Tessa bursts out into laughter, "you WHAT?!"
V: "... it was 6 rounds but ok-"
Tessa laughs non-stop.
N: "don't you.. don't you sit on tessas lap?"
V: "OHHHHHH? So you AREN'T bitchless!"
J: "call her a bitch again and I cut ur tongue out"
Tessa: "OK this ain't funny anymore, I thought we were playing"
J: "I'm done"

Notes:

This is none of my headcannons, I just wrote this for nonsensical drama. This was not proofread and not edited to make this seem a little more realistic cause I was lazy af, tell me if u want part 2 :,)