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Adam and Eve were at it again.
Crawly and Aziraphale were watching them. Discreetly, of course, behind a bush. They knew they probably shouldn’t have been watching them at all – it looked like a very private moment, after all, but it was all quite fascinating. Something angels or even demons had never done. Something new and intriguing.
”You’re saying you had nothing to do with this?” Aziraphale said, gesturing at the entangled couple.
Crawly raised an eyebrow.
”Not everything that looks fun is my doing, you know. Nah, they came up with this themselves.”
The angel nodded, his eyes fixated on the humans. Eve was moaning louder now, and Adam… well, the way his hips moved in between her thighs was quite captivating.
”They do seem to enjoy it”, he said thoughtfully.
Crawly turned to him and smirked.
”Wanna try it?”
The angel snapped his head to him, eyes wide.
”Excuse me?”
The demon shrugged.
”’S not like there’s a law or something that says we couldn’t”, he said.
”You mean…” The angel blinked. ”You and me?”
”Yeah.”
The angel just stared.
”Could be great”, Crawly tried, his grin turning nervous now.
*
A moment later the demon, wearing a morose expression, plodded out of the bushes, grumbling to himself.
”Angels... So uptight. It was just a suggestion, no need to throw a tantrum over it…”
He sighed as he assumed his serpent form and retreated back to Hell. He vowed to never be that direct with the angel ever again. From now on, he would never say anything about himself and the angel like that ever again.
That didn’t mean he couldn’t think about it.
And he certainly was going to think about it. A lot.