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🐺🎤ROLFE🐺🎤
"Of course the kid wants ME to be a caregiver! Who wouldn't!?"
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He wants to dress you in a bunch of cute outfits, shows you off and brags, gushes over you. Earl's telling him to give it up cause a geek like him can't even keep a plant alive for two days.
But he's Rolfe Dewolfe, and he can do anything he sets his beautiful mind too!
Almost looses you in the first five minutes when you wonder off.
Okaaay, so Rolfe is not the best guardian, but danm it he's trying! Stealing Borrowing every parenting book he can find, asks everyone for advice. Driven by his love for you...
And the desire to prove Fatz and Earl wrong for once.
Like I said, Rolfe would be a real show-off over you.
He's always gotta brag about how adorable you are and how he's so lucky to be your caregiver.Tells everyone about every little thing you do. Would crash a Rock-Afire concert to shove a cute drawing you did in everyone's faces.
Rolfe disguises it by saying something like "A cute presence is good for my show anyway!"
Someone's not good at hiding feelings though.
Everyone can see the way his tail wags when you laugh.
Rolfe loves making you laugh, it's just too cute!
He's glad to have an audience even if it's just one person. The stand-up... doesn't exactly work, but tickling sure will.
He likes sneaking up on you when you least expect it, getting you by surprise and making sure he can memorize your most ticklish spots to get a maximum reaction.
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"See, Earl! My dear Little Cub thinks I'm a comedic genius!"
"Oh jeez, now you're pet naming them! It sucks when you get all sentimental like this, ya geek! I'm gonna be sick!"