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Inugami entered Mihai's room, worried slightly, 9 months have passed since the goblin incident. Mihai was supposed to give birth in any moment. The boys, Kabane, Akira and Shiki took care of Mihai's needs and provided comfort when they could. The pregnant vampire seemed to be very cuddly now, and actually helping the kids with whatever they need. (Tho he sometimes still sends them in dangers for amusement and slaved Kabane again).
Then he sees two infants in a makeshift crib of gaming chairs. Two chairs facing each other very close. The babies both asleep in em. Lowkey like Mihai does. Inugami refuses to give him a bed (that man can't even wash! Inugami ain't washing his sheets, he knows damn well the man still drools in his sleep).
Both of the kids had white hair, not exactly pale skin like Mihai but not Marvin's skin tone either, just in between. Small fangs could be seen (the twins sadly have Mihai's drooling problem). Inugami wondered if the eyes were red. Half vampires. Goddamit.
Vampires were a pain in the ass.
Tho, Inugami was the reason why Mihai's ass used to hurt back then. Heh.
By that he means in fact sex, just in ass instead of the cunt the vampire possesses. Mihai never let him hit tho.
But he was very kinky.
Days of bondage flash in front of Inugami's eyes while Mihai yawns, cuddled on the floor like a cat. Eye bags very visible. Inugami snaps out of it, to approach Mihai. The vampire latched onto him the moment he was too close.
Inugami's face went into a very bright red state, if this was a cartoon, fumes would leave out of him. He tried not to think of the legs linked together on his back or the hands and head snuggled in his chest. He missed this feeling.
He looked at what Mihai was doing on his calculator before.
"Flight billets for Romanian" on google.
"Mihai... I'm not letting your ass leave" he whispered yelled to the half asleep vampire who muttered 'pres called, gonna steal his job".
Inugami doesn't know why he even bothers. "Just... Can I come?".mihai woke up to taht and glared at him.
Inugami could only think 'cute' at his pouting vampire. " you got the stones and Inari to worry about " mihai mumbled "I'll be fine and I'll come back. Stop worrying 'Gami ".
Giving birth is taht exhausting? He hasn't called him by nickname since the good ol days when he would shot him in the chest while the vampire tried to suck his blood.
Inugami slowly went down on the floor, still holding his vampire, he never saw Mihai so tired, tho he did give birth to twins. If he remembeeed right, vampires after giving blood has to immediately give their blood to the baby/ies as to claim them as their own.
Large amount of blood.
He'll make sure to buy Mihai some more 'canned pomegranates' as a treat.
now how to stop every plane going to Romania before Mihai wakes up?
Mihai yawned in his plane seat on first class, booked specifically cause not many people wanted to go to Romania less affording first class. And Mihai knows taht he couldn't resist blood this moment. Say he's out of character, he just gave birth and on his way to become a president and then maybe see his lovers.
And maybe check out Inugami's behavior cause he's out of character too. Bleh, feelings. Mihai left his kids to the agency boys. He specifically banned Akira to hold the kids and photo them for his social media ("MIHAI-SAN BUT I GOTTA SHOW THE PEOPLE ") Akira had an unhealthy obsession with the internet and yes, he's a hypocrite. But at least he actually talks with people even if they think he's a hardcore roleplayer and gamer. People liked his gamimg for a reason.
Speaking of gaming, he missed his guilt. He took out his phone and wrote on discord " gonna be off, pres of ro vs me today, wish him luck t not die" and everyone cheered him, long used to his antics.
He loved his guilt, they always knew how to treat him right. Especially Stickperson and Achidad.
"Mihai? Mihai where are you? " a voice that he knew boomed through with a small 'sir your set is there-' and then arms linked around his waist, disturbing his wondering.
"Inugami? " Mihai mumbled "I could swear you weren't here, on this plane" at least his ex had the sense of looking sheepish.
He told the attendant that his seat was here actually (showing a bilet that confirmed so) and he' say down "I want to make sure nothing happens, the kids are taking good care of the infants don't worry, the lil princess passed by and is now too babysitting. She told em to go after you and we'll, I just and to disguise to get in here" he explained in a shushed voice.
Mihai leaned onto Inugami "Mi-e un somn omule, ma simt așa varsă. Fi o pernă bună că n-am de unde cafea" he mumbled and Inugami with his limited Romanian understood some bits. Specifically when he said he's sleepy and wants him to be a good pillow cause he doesn't have from where to have coffee.
He petted the oni's hair, holding him close to his chest.
He could pretend they were still together and had their morning cuddles (with mihai nibbling on his neck, wanting some blood and Inugami would let him take it cause he knew, mihai was still craving bad).
He was rambling again wasn't he?
Now in Romania, Mihai felt like home he went to the nearest person and yelled "OMU MEU, AM VENIT ACASA MAAAAAA!!" and the person yelled "MIHAI? OMU MEU A VENIT INAPOI, VERE, ROMANIA NUI LA FEL FARA TINE"
And like bees to pollen, people jumped onto Mihai more and more, telling about 'the true romanian" and Inugami thought better to not interrupt.
And so Mihai went confidently where the president of Romania Mucusor was. The man smiled and said "Mihai, ai venit? Ce prost" and revealed as an ugly ass goblin.
Mihai scowled "why are goblins everywhere? Lasconi should've won sincerely. Queer rights! Women rights! Everyone equally inferior to me" and he walked confidently to the goblin.
"You and me, arm wrestling for the title of the true romanian" the goblin ordered and mihai smiled.
"I didn't notice just gave birth only to lose to someone so ugly as a goblin- ok fuck you, since when we're goblins so tall"
"We stopped doing incest" pres said and mihai nodded muttering a 'finally, got sick of those inbreeds'. Inugami wondered if this was a normal Saturday for Mihai. Probably.
He looked entertained so Inugami stepped back and left them to arm wrestle (he trusted mihai, even though Kabane broke his wrist now a week or so ago).
And they armwrested. And damn, vampires looked sexy when struggling (Inugami's face became red at the images in his head) the goblin talked in romanian to Mihai, the tanuki could recognize some words such as "te fut la noapte daca pierzi". Mihai's face showed rage and finally smashed the goblin's hand down. Breaking it.
Despair filled the ex president of Romania Nicusor Mucusor face. And pure happiness on Mihai's.
And as quick as Mihai could, he went forward and sucked the blood out of the goblin, draining him whole. Then spitting out " ew ew ew, goblins still disgusting."
"Good job at becoming a president" Inugami said "but you'll have to step down as you can't stay here" Mihai felt displeased at those words curses in romanian leaving his mouth.
"Fuck, I got kids to take care of.... Ughhhhh. " he reached down to his phone and called "yo lasconi, take my place as president whil I'm gone, yes yes praise me, love you too" and mihai smiled at inugami (making his heart melt) "got some months left to stay in Japan. Then actually president work for a bit"