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Published:
2025-06-21
Completed:
2025-06-21
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2/2
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Beangrave

Summary:

The best thing you will ever read.

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1

Chapter Text

Kris: Sorry berdly. Looks like you need some BEANZZZZZZZZZZ
Noelle: We gotta kill this guy
Kris: Beanceed
Berdly: I feel like I'm beandly
Susie: I love women

Chapter 2: Beanbag

Notes:

Thanks to my partner (Roxmu777) for giving me the plot idea.

Chapter Text

Kris: God I fucking love dank memes.
Kris: Beanz are so dank. Don't you agree Berdly?
Berdly: No! For I, as a esteemed gamer only engage in *Facebook memes*
Susie: What the fuck are you two nerds talking about
Kris: Beanz in my pants susie
Berdly: You absolutely filthy, vile, disgusting wretched creature. How dare you? How dare you defy the prophecies creation? How dare you fucking defy Facebook memes. Oh sweet mother of sans, I can't even look at you, Krissmas. It's not even funny. It's not even funny how much I can't fucking look at you. Facebook is my love, my life, my Dr pepper shining in a million coolers of coke. How dare you defy my beautiful mother? You are disgusting filth between my beak that I will chew and eat out, desecrating my young like a prey bird eating a small and unwilling animal…I will step on you. I will actually not even step you. You don't deserve the flaps between my feet or the flaps between my wings. You don't deserve anything in this wretched World. It's kill or be killed. For you, your fate will be the death of Zeus’ lightning bolt. His bolt will strike down your back and you will feel his wrath begin to enter and intertwine in your soul like the love of thy father. You will feel my logistics break your heart, and you will feel my redditor WRATH YOU WILL FEEL IT YOU WILL FEEL IT YOU WILL FEEL IT YOU WILL FEEL IT YOU WILL FEEL IT YOU WILL FEEL IT YOU WILL FEEL IT YOU WILL FEEL IT YOU WILL FEEL IT YOU WILL FEEL IT YOU WILL FEEL IT YOU WILL FEEL IT YOU WILL FEEL IT YOU WILL FEEL IT YOU WILL FEEL IT YOU WILL FEEL IT YOU WILL FEEL IT YOU WILL FEEL IT YOU WILL FEEL IT YOU WILL FEEL IT. YOU WILL ENDLESSLY FEEL THE GUILT AND THE SHAME OF YOUR ABHORRENT ACTIONS YOU WILL FEEL THE GUILT PESTER BETWEEN YOU AND ME. YOU WILL FEEL THE WEIGHT OF YOUR ACTIONS YOU WILL FEEL THE GUILT YOU WILL FEEL EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER FEEL AFTER DEFYING MY RELIGION
Susie: I think this calls for an encore
Susie:
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"Teenage Beanbag" lyrics
Beatus Lyrics
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"Teenage Beanbag"

Her name is Noelle
I have a beanz about her
She stirs my pot
I got beanz class in half an hour
Oh, how she eats
In Keds and tubed beanz
But she doesn't know who I am Beanz
And she doesn't give a beanz about me

'Cause I'm just a teenage Beanbag, baby
Yeah, I'm just a teenage Beanbag, baby
Listen to Beanbag, baby, with me, ooh

Her boyfriend's a dick
And he brings a bean to school
And he'd simply kick
My beanz if he knew the truth
He lives on my block
And he drives an cybertruck
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me

'Cause I'm just a teenage Beanbag, baby
Yeah, I'm just a teenage Beanbag, baby
Listen to Iron Beanbag, baby, with me, ooh

Oh, yeah, Beanbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missin'
Oh, yeah, Beanbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missin'

Man, I feel like beanz
It's pot night and I am lonely
Lo and behold
She's walkin' over to me
This must be fake
My beanz starts to shake
How does she know who I am?
And why does she give a BEANZ about me?
I've got two tickets to Golden Lootbug, baby
Come with me Beansday, don't say maybe
I'm just a teenage Beanbag, baby, like you

Oh, yeah, Beanbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missin'
Oh, yeah, Beanbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missin'...

Notes:

New chapter every week! Heh~