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1. Blame It On the Weasley by Femslash_writer

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F
   • Work in Progress

   25 Jun 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Hermione Granger/Minerva McGonagall
   • Hermione Granger
   • Minerva McGonagall
   • First Time
   • Virginity
   • Drunk Sex
   • Butt Plugs
   • Drugged Sex
   • Unplanned Pregnancy
   • Older Woman/Younger Woman
   • Inappropriate Use of Transfiguration (Harry Potter)
   • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

   Summary

   Rebuilding Hogwarts after the war is complicated enough without Hermione Granger waking up naked beside Minerva McGonagall—courtesy of George Weasley's questionable new drink. Neither witch remembers a thing, but the evidence (bite marks, lipstick smudges, and a transfigured chess-piece-turned-butt-plug) speaks volumes. Now, navigating post-war awkwardness and Minerva’s horrified Scottish fury, Hermione must face one more unexpected twist: an unplanned pregnancy.

   Series

   • Part 1 of How Not to Lose Your Maidenhood (and Other Useful Lessons)

   Language:

   English

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   6,990

   Chapters:

   3/?

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