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C00ldude was fairly known for his hacks years ago, he attacked places like work at a pizza place, natural disasters. But ever since then he fell out of relevancy and he was alright with that, people already didn't like him for his skin condition but hey he can live. He was living the simple life, working a job and going to collage. He had gotten used to his schedule, but then a knock came from his door while he was studying. " Gosh, if it's some random spawn-... " C00ldude opened the door, holding out his GUI. He looked around confused, nothing there then he looked down. A baby bundled up with a noob, C00ldude froze. He was confused, out of all people he gained a damn child. He kneels down to pick up the note that was set next to the sleeping baby, he skimmed over it. " Hm, well I can house this baby till someone better can take care of him. " C00ldude picked up the box carefully and took it inside. He walked to the living room, settling the box there. He bent down to pick up the baby holding the little noob head, " So tiny.. I can't be a dad, there's no way I can take something like this.. " C00ldude said to himself, 007n7 moved a bit in his sleep squirming in his bundle a bit. " God you're too cute though, maybe I should call Bluudud later... He can help or maybe Pretty.. " C00ldude hums, he itched at his chin where some stubble was at. " God I got to think of buying some stuff too! " C00ldude noticed god he was a wreak, he can quickly buy some baby formula and diapers at the store. " Alright little dude, you're gonna experience a car without a baby seat I guess. " C00ldude held 007n7 with one arm as he quickly got his keys and went out to his red car.
C00ldude looked a little uncomfortable strapping a baby into the damn passenger side, but he didn't have a baby car seat so he had to make do. 007n7 slowly woke up, blinking. " Ahh, baby hello! " c00ldude cursed at himself, 007n7 giggled seeing c00ldude due to how strange he looked. C00ldude sighed, " Alright great.. well hold on tight uhm.. 007n7 yea. " C00ldude closed the door and went to the drivers side. It was not everyday a pill baby would just be at your front door, and not normal for a damn baby to be in the passenger seat but hey something new everyday! C00ldude was a bit slow when driving, he was acting like some old lady when driving to the damn store. 007n7 clutched the little noob head, which made a squeak in response. One at the damn store, C00ldude parked and went to settle 007n7 in the baby seat on the cart, strapping the baby in once more as 007n7 giggled once more. " You're too cute, but anyways got to get you some formula yeah? " C00ldude smiles at 007n7, he was glad the baby wasn't scared of his looks or the way he spoke. C00ldude pushed the cart into the store, his mind was set on the baby section he usually passed by but today was the day he finally goes into this uncharted territory. He pushed the cart into the isle, " There's so much stuff.. My budget is probably gonna go over. " C00ldude sighed, he grabbed some diapers, toys, and the formula all for 007n7. He made sure to shake the toys in front of 007n7, and chose ones 007n7 found interest to. He liked the more technology based toys, which was interesting to c00ldude. " Like these ones huh, you're a silly little baby. " C00ldude boops 007n7 nose causing the baby to giggle once more. " You're a fairly quiet baby aren't ya? " C00ldude comments then pushed out the baby isle, ready to pay and NOT buy any video games for himself. Once out the store, baby, bags, and a box in hand he was ready to crash for the day. " I'll take it as a win.. " C00ldude said to himself when driving home, 007n7 giggling in his new car seat. C00ldude was surely in for a long one.