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[Pomni, Jax, Zooble, Gangle, Kinger and Ragatha are sitting on the couch bored]
Ragatha: So? What do you guys wanna do before Caine arrives?
Jax: Watch NSFW comic dubs?
Gangle: do some drawing?
Pomni: I don't mind what we do as long as its normal?
Zooble: i’m with Pomni on that one-
[Caine appears startling everyone]
Caine: GO ON ADVENTURES?
[Caine shows up on the stage with bubble]
Caine: Today's adventure is Get Ungrounded Trivia! That's right! You guys will be getting a lot of questions, and you need to buzz in your answers. That seems simple right? Wrong because if the answer is wrong, you'll be grounded!
Bubble: I love being grounded!
Caine: what??
[The rest of the cast watch in shock]
Zooble: this is ridiculous-
Caine: let's get into the adventure EVERYONE!!
[Caine sends them to a game show-like area]
Pomni: this seems kinda familiar…
Kinger: doesn't to me!
Zooble: *groans* why did I even put on that headset?
Caine: okay, let's get to our first question.
Which digital circus episode contained the location Spudsy's?
[Kinger Buzzes]
Caine: yes Kinger?
Kinger: Is it Candy Carrier Chaos?
Caine: Nope, it's not Candy Carrier Chaos, and I'm afraid I'll have to ground you for five years Kinger!
Kinger's Score -5
[Gangle Buzzes in]
Gangle: is…is it Fast Food Masquerade?
Caine: correct gangle, you are Ungrounded for five years!
Kinger -5
Gangle 5
Zooble 0
Pomni 0
Ragatha 0
Jax 0
Caine: alright then, onto the next question:
Spell Ragatha's name
[Jax Buzzes]
Jax: D-I-C-K-H-E-A-D!
Ragatha: JAX!
Caine: No Jax, you're grounded for 5 years!
[Pomni Buzzes]
Pomni: R-A-G-A-T-H-A, Ragatha!
Caine: That's right Pomni, you're Ungrounded for 5 years!
Kinger -5
Gangle 5
Zooble 0
Pomni 5
Ragatha 0
Jax -5
Caine: Here's the next question:
What episode does ghostly appear in?
[Zooble Buzzes]
Caine: Yes Zooble?
Zooble: uh…is it Candy Carrier Chaos?
Caine: No Zooble its not Candy Carrier Chaos, but since you weren't in this episode that much, I'll just ground you for 2 years.
Jax: UNGROUND ME NOW!
Caine: Jax…
Jax: I WANT TO BE UNGROUNDED I WANT TO BE UNGROUNDED, UNGROUND ME NOW YOU HEATHEN! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
[Jax knocks down the podium and cries]
Caine: JAX! HOW DARE YOU KNOCK DOWN THE PODIUM, THATS IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 100 MORE YEARS!
Jax -105
[Ragatha Buzzes]
Ragatha: Is it the mystery of the Mildenhall manor?
Caine: That's correct ragatha, you're Ungrounded for 5 years!
Kinger -5
Gangle 5
Zooble -2
Pomni 5
Ragatha 5
Jax -105
[Jax stops crying]
Caine: Since that interesting moment is out of the way, let's move on to the next question!
Who voices Kinger in the digital circus?
[Pomni Buzzes]
Pomni: is it uh…Billy West
Caine: OH OH OH OH OH OH, POMNI, HOW DARE YOU SAY ITS BILLY WEST, ITS NOT BILLY WEST, YOU'RE NOW GROUNDED FOR 5 MORE YEARS-
[Gangle Buzzes]
Gangle: is it Sean Chiplock?
Caine: Correct, it is Sean Chiplock!
Kinger -5
Gangle 5
Zooble -2
Pomni -5
Ragatha 5
Jax -105
Caine: Okay everyone it's the lightning round, Gangle vs Ragatha! Here's the last question:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Jax: What kind of *squish* question is that?
[Ragatha Buzzes]
Ragatha: Jax! Sorry for the commotion, is the answer so it can go to Mcdonald's?
Caine: NO RAGATHA, THE ANSWER IS NOT SO IT CAN GET MCDONALDS! You are grounded for 5 years! Now here's the last question!
Who voices Orbsman in the show?
[Gangle Buzzes]
Gangle: Is it Bembo Davis?
Caine: Correct! It's bembo Davis! You're Ungrounded for 1000 years!
Final Score:
Kinger -5
Gangle 10005
Zooble -2
Pomni -5
Ragatha -5
Jax -105
Caine: and that concludes Get Ungrounded Trivia, Everyone else is grounded, but we all know now that gangle is Ungrounded! Stay tuned for-
JAX: I HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT!!
Caine: okay who turned off the swearing filters?
[Jax goes on a rampage and destroys everything]