Chapter Text
Ever since we locked eyes. I Knew she was the one for me.~
“You say that about everyone.” Edgar complained. He was right though, It seemed like her usual habit of unhealthy obsessing over anyone that fell under her gaze.
But surprisingly, the feeling was mutual. As Allie had made the same declaration at the swamp of love.
“Girl, everyone knows she's crazy.” Angelo warned. “Well that's already one thing they have in common.” Willow scoffed.
I’m serious! We ‘ave so much in common.
“Wow, maybe you two should go on a date at the psych ward.” Edgar said smugly, while Willow said it harshly. Trying to shut down anything that looked like it might make her loyalty to her waver.
“But look I have so many photos of her doing things like hiding, and fixing stuff, and being super cool!” Colette exclaimed, flipping rapidly through her scrapbook to show one of her many photos of her invading others' privacy.
“Wow, that's…so nice.” Edgar said with a fake smile trying to cover the fear he had after discovering that there are actually Two crazy bitches running around instead of the one in front of him.
Back at the Swamp of Love Willow had left to get back to work Angelo followed up with Allie to talk her out of it.
“Allie she’s not the one girl. I remember hearing from Barley that she dug through Piper's trash once, and Colt told me that they filed a restraining order against her for spike.” “Well then I’ll just ‘ave to teach her how to not get caught then.~” Allie said with a devious look on her face. (with the same energy as that freaky sonic gif)
Angelo gave up. Sure he cares about her, but only as a good way to collect gossip.
Back at the gift shop Edgar had also given up as he had already tried to talk colette out of her behavior like he usually does.
Despite that he just hoped that as long as they were obsessed with each other they’d leave the normal people alone.