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freaky fags
lyney: hos i NEED him pregnant
aether: I JUST CREATED THIS CHAT
alhaitham: oh.
can i leave
aether: nahh
sethos: ur stuck with us hehe
aether: brb! killing myself!
heizou: noo dont kys ur too sexy aha
alhaitham: ok now i wanna kms
aether: ok everyone! this a chat made of the GAYEST
MOST PINING LOSERS
EVER
now introduce yourselves :)
and your crush 🫢
sethos: you first
aether: UGHH
well im aether
and i like this stupid emo kid named xiao
sethos: BRAVOO
im sethos and
aether: HAH
sethos: ugh i like the meanest bitch ever
but he can be mean to me
lyney: oh
oh no
honey
sethos: I ALSO LIKE THIS REALLY NICE GIRL NAMED LAYLA
gaming: well im gaming
and i like freminet :)
lyney: MY BROTHER???
gaming: he’s your brother?!!???
um
plz dont kill me ty
lyney: NO
im happy my sweet little brother has an admirer :))))
sethos: you’re conflicted
lyney: very
well im lyney
and im in love with the most gorgeous beautiful enticing man ever
sethos: who barely knows u exist
lyney: MFER U TOO
anyways kinich 😍😍😍
alhaitham: its better than having a crush on fucking kunikuzushi
sethos: OH WHO DO YOU LIKE THEN??
alhaitham: kaveh
sethos: dammit
lyney: hes hot
best ass on campus
alhaitham: excuse me
lyney: IM JUST SAYING
good pick
unlike sethos
sethos: STOP
also layla!
and shes nice!
and cute
and amazing
heizou: OK
im heizou, and i like kazuha
lyney: mood hes fine asf
heizou: HEY BACK OFF
lyney: dw my heart belongs to kinich 😍
aether: thats everybody!
for now…
alhaitham: shit
these dumbasses are enough
lyney: we all think the same thoughts, I just say them out loud
alhaitham: its called a filter
sethos: ur too tame
aether: bro said “bet”
hes been typing for a while im scared
alhaitham: i want him to bend me over and spread me open, push into me and call me a good boy, softly caressing my hair while i moan into his lips. I want to live with him, domestically, and i want to go into our room in the middle of the night and make out sloppy style. i dont care if hes on top of me or not, i want to bite his lips and kiss his neck and mark him with so many hickeys even a scarf wont save him. i want his **** to push into me while i clutch his back and arms, i want to wake up in the morning next to him and cuddle until way after our alarms. i need him.
lyney: i love how it goes from freaky to actually wholesome and back and forth
sethos: lowkey poetic
heizou: i wonder if kazuha would agree
lyney: SEND IT TO HIM
alhaitham: please don’t
heizou: he said “well he’s very clearly in love, thats for sure.”
alhaitham: god i need to leave here
sethos: UR STUCK WITH US :)))
aether: some of us are ok (gaming)
gaming: thank you •///•
alhaitham: ok he gets a pass
but the rest of you suck
lyney: YEAH I SUCK 😍😍😍😍
sethos: hes too freaky
lyney: also i messed up my makeup and its giving “arson added you to a chat with bug, kai, sakura, and bunny named clearing the air”
[one image attached]
sethos: STOP
alhaitham: i did it again “one image attached”
lyney: or worse “five images attached”
sethos: and then call you out when you say food or parents
heizou: grr they pmo
aether: real!
lyney: alsooo
manifesting being put as kinich’s roommate in two weeks
alhaitham: im rooming with kaveh
sethos: how you know that?
alhaitham: abuse of a student council position.
sethos: so can you like… swap us?
alhaitham: nope its too late
sethos: NOOO
tell us who were with
alhaitham: nuh uh
thatd get me kicked out of the student council
sethos: but abusing your position to room with kaveh wont?
alhaitham: yes
aether: i see how it is
alhaitham: 💚
aether: wait lemme do something
aether changed all names
🪄👾: bro what
WAIT ARE THESE LIKE SHIP COMBOS
✨🎭: YES
☂️⏳💫: ohoo
🍁🍃: im leaves :3
🏛️🌱: i dont like you guys
✨🎭: ok wait
aether changed all names
magicpixels: hehe
stargazing: aether you madman
sproutingcracks: whys my name lowkey poetic
swirlingtruth: same here !
aether: i cant think if a name for me…
lionfish: it ok riley i joy
stargazing: anywho…
i just learned that some ppl have to be in dorms of three!
aether: dang
thats rough
lionfish: i hope that doesn’t happen to me
magicpixels: theres the gun kissing my forehead!
sproutingcracks: this was a horrible idea
aether: this was an amazing idea!
oh stfu
swirlingtruth: the amount of autism in this chat is insane
sproutingcracks: ✋
stargazing: walking textbook definition of autism
aether: every kid with autism
swirlingtruth: pretty sure were all or most if us are neurodivergent
aether: were also all really GAY
magicpixels: no shit really
not like the chat is named freaky fags
stargazing: and the biggest fag here is:::
swirlingtruth: lyney
sproutingcracks: lyney
aether: lyney
lionfish: alhaitham
aether: WHOA
sproutingcracks: i mean you arent wrong
but look at lyney
magicpixels: i am the BEST gay and the BEST femboy
aether: wait i have someone who would disagree
aether added dahlia to freaky fags
aether: js scroll up gng
dahlia: what 😭😭
ok i am a pretty great femboy
but its not a competition
aether: if it was would you lose?
dahlia: nah id win
stargazing: 💪💪💪💪
aether: t4t, twink for twink
magicpixels: nah kinich is a twunk
aether: was talking abt venti and dahlia but ok
magicpixels: WAIT DAHLIA U LIKE VENTI
dahlia: no shit i love my boyfriend
sproutingcracks: bros doing so much better than us
lionfish: congrats to dahlia for being the only person to ask out his crush yet
dahlia: AND HE SAID YES
AND WERE VERY HAPPY
aether: good for you man
im definitely not jealous
*hides knife behind back*
dahlia: its not that hard bro
magicpixels: yk what else is hard
stargazing: ATOP
magicpixels: me for kinich 😍😍😍😍
aether: dahlias the best femboy but lyney is the freakiest
magicpixels: you know it
dahlia: im ok not being freaky
magicpixels: i <3 being hypersexual/j
sproutingcracks: unfortunately real
stargazing: yall so traumatized
magicpixels: you know it!
lionfish: is freminet the same im scared
magicpixels: hes more chill
sproutingcracks: be more chill reference
swirlingtruth: YOU WI II II IIIILL
dahlia: be more chill!
magicpixels: omg 😳 chlo answer me! whoa 😮wait 🤫until i tell you🙉what i heard! its too FUCKED to type tts shit ok 📞 back, ill yell you every word 🤪
sproutingcracks: jenna rolan calling
swirlingtruth: jenna rolan calling
dahlia: jenna rolan calling hey!
magicpixels: OMG OMG OK SO
sproutingcracks: at the end of last nights party
aether: stop this autism
magicpixels: :(
dahlia: :(
aether: WAIT
aether changed dahlias name to cecelia
cecelia: ok this name is cool
aether: ik im the best
swirlingtruth: really 🤨🤨
magicpixels: anyways HOW DI YOU BAG HOS DAHLIA
cecelia: beats me he asked me out
magicpixels: NOT HELPING
stargazing: just ask venti
magicpixels: oh
cecelia: i mean he asked me out outside a 7/11 after buying me a mountain dew so
magicpixels: fuck thats peak romance
sproutingcracks: for you maybe
magicpixels: well how will you ask kaveh out hm?
sproutingcracks: im gonna take him to a fancy restaurant, and bring flowers. im gonna buy him anything he wants, and afterwards its going to start raining so hes forced to come over to my house. im gonna let him dry off and ask him if he enjoyed our date. ill improvise from there, but hopefully we end up banging by the end of the night
magicpixels: oh i need a plan like that
sproutingcracks: im gonna do it on a rainy night and after we start getting closer via rooming
if it goes well ill have a bf, if not oh well
stargazing: you can take a rejection right?
sproutingcracks: yeah im not ashfur
magicpixels: LMAOKIOOIO