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007n7 was hanging out with his best friend, roommate, Noli. The two were headed down to builder brothers pizzeria, on their way to wreak havoc on the poor customers and employees.
“They wont see it coming!” Noli exclaimed, even though most employees would see the two and immediately catch on.
“Maybe we could grab some pizza before we mess around? I could throw your hoodie on and get some.” 007n7 suggested.
“Y’know what, sure.”
“Hell yeah!”

And so the two swapped some clothing and 007n7 entered the pizzeria, the person at the counter happened to be Elliot, he had a knack for yelling at (mainly) 007n7 after his and Nolis fun.
“Welcome to builder brother’s pizzeria, what can i get for you?”
Elliot had that advertisement-sounding, customer service voice.
“Just a cheese pizza should work.”
007n7 responds, he attempts to make his voice sound lower so he wont be recognized as easily.
“Alright, you can sit down and wait for that!”
Which is what 007n7 did, he waited for around 15 minutes, which was fine for him. He watched Elliot work while he waited, he was.. really good at his job. It was almost admirable, almost. He was still just a silly pizzeria employee in 007n7s eyes.

15 minutes passed, and Elliot calls him up to get what he ordered.
“…Thanks.” 007n7 doesn’t commonly say that word to others, eugh.
“Have a good day!!” Elliot waves him goodbye as he leaves.

007n7 steps out and hands the pizza box to Noli.
“Thanks, man.” Noli seems pleased.
“Hey, can we switch back clothes?”
“Oh yeah, sure.”
The two switch back before absolutely devouring the pizza, i mean, the pizza WAS pretty good.

The two finish the pizza, then they get ready to cause some chaos on this poor pizza place.
“You ready?” 007n7 asks.
“Hell yes i am.” Noli responds excitedly, he loves having some quality time with his roommate.
007n7 uses his gui, causing some explosions, cause its funny!
People rush out of the building, and the two hackers rush out as flames start to grow.
Elliot runs out with some of his co-workers, and he spots 007n7 and Noli.
“YOU!” He screams, mainly at 007n7 as he recognizes him more.
“THIS IS ALL YOUR DOING!”
007n7 grabs him by the shoulder, pulling him close, before asking:
“Hows it feel to see your workplace burn again, Ells?”
Ells, why was he calling Elliot a nickname? And why did it make him feel weird in his stomach? He pushed it aside, its probably just illness.
“Dont do it again, asshole.”
Elliot storms off.

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It’d been a few weeks, Elliot was doing his job, just delivering some pizzas, thats what he was doing today, he switches through what he does during the week.
“Alright, last delivery and then im done.”
He looks at the name under the delivery, it seems fake.
“I swear if its that stupid hacker again, he cant keep doing this.”
Elliot shows up to the address, little does he know its Nolis apartment instead of 007n7s this time.
But you’ll never guess who answered.
“Hey Ells~”
“You have to be fucking kidding me.”
Elliot hands him the pizza and starts to walk off, he gets an idea.
“…Hey, maybe we could exchange numbers?”
He didnt seem pleased to say that, but it’d be a good way to keep an eye on the hacker.
“Hm, sure, i dont really care.”
007n7 ends up giving him Nolis number instead.

It had been a week since that encounter, Noli bursts into 007n7s room.
“Hey seven.. i got a message from a number saying its Elliot, did you give him my number??”
007n7 didnt expect him to message that fast.
“Uhm.. yeah, what did he say?”
“Asked if you slashed his tire.”
“Oh. Yeah, yeah i did.”
Noli stares at him.
“…im giving him your actual number.”
“Oh you better not.”
Noli gives Elliot 007n7s actual number, 007n7s phone starts ringing.
“…shit.”
He picks up.
Elliot immediately gets upset over the phone.
“You not only gave me the wrong number, but slashed my fucking tire?!”
“…yeah.”
“I fucking hate you.”
“Then why call me to hear my voice.”
“Whatever..”
Elliot hangs up.

Noli ends up going to get groceries.
007n7 texts Elliot out of boredom.
“Hey, wanna come over?”
Elliot responds 4 minutes later.
“Now why would i want to come over??”
“Because its 10pm and im bored as fuck.”
“No.”
“Ill buy you delivery.”
“No.”
“Ill leave your workplace alone for a week.”
“…deal.”
Elliot is there about 15 minutes later. 007n7 gets Mcdonalds and the two watch Movies, Noli walked into an asleep Elliot on the couch, and 007n7 questioning on if he should wake him up or not.
“Okay so what the fuck??”
Noli questioned.
Dont ask i was bored, also we cant bug builder brothers for a week.”
007n7 explained.
“Alright then.”
“Ill wake him up tomorrow.”

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Elliot woke up, barely knowing where he was.
“Where the fuck am i??”
He was greeted to the sight of Noli.
“Me and sevens couch, you apparently fell asleep real quick.”
“…oh.”
“You ever take days off?”
“Only if im sick.”
“…you should take one off today.”
“Why??”
“Me and Seven have some plans and we decided to bring you along.”
“…Really.”
007n7 chimes in.
“Yep, call in sick, do whatever, youre joining us.”
Elliot seems pissed off, but whatever, he needed a day off.

Elliot ends up calling in sick and acting as a getaway driver for the two, he does NOT enjoy this, but seeing 007n7 makes it worth it— no, whats he thinking? That stupid hacker could just disappear, and he wouldnt care!
The two get in the car, noli immediately blurts out:
“OKAY I THINK THEY CALLED AN ADMIN GO!”
An ADMIN?? Thats not good, Elliot drives to where Noli and 007n7 live, giving them their car back.
This was so stupid.. he shouldnt have done this, at least it wasnt his workplace? Hes grateful for that.
007n7 pipes up:
“Hey Ells, how bout you stay a little longer? You’ve got the day off now thanks to me and Noli.”
Elliot thinks for a second, i mean.. most of his friends work at the same place he does, and they all have work today.
“…Fine.”
I guess he gets an opportunity to watch the hackers.

The three play monopoly, Elliot is ABSOLUTELY destroying them, he has 3 houses on both park place and boardwalk.
7n7 went bankrupt awhile ago, hes just watching as Noli lands RIGHT on park place and goes bankrupt.
“You’re good at this.”
007n7 comments.
“Uh.. thanks?”
Elliot still seems awkward.
“Anyway what should we do now, its like.. 3pm we have enough time to burn.”
“How about we binge watch a show or something?”
Noli suggests.
“I think i watched enough media last night.”
Elliot replies.
“Oh, fair enough. Anyway! Im gonna go make some snacks you two have fun in here.”
Noli exits the room, going over to the kitchen.
007n7 and Elliot stare at eachother for a bit. Elliot keeps staring until he notices that weird feeling in his stomach again, and.. whys he so warm suddenly? He hasnt shown signs of illness, whys he feeling like this..?? He cant keep eye contact.
“…Y’know you’re redder than a tomato right now.”
007n7 comments, then he pats Elliots head.
“Wanna explain why? We have a fan on in here, so you cant blame temperature.”
He seems oddly smug, It makes Elliot get redder.
“Uhm.. uh.. just embarrassed. Yeah.”
“Embarrassed?”
“I mean, im around two hackers, who i hate, why wouldnt i be?”
“Whatever.”
007n7 grabs Elliot by his wrist and pulls him onto the couch, wrapping an arm around his shoulder.
“What the fuck are you doing??”
Elliot asks.
“Just tryna be.. friendly.”
Truth is, 007n7 didnt know why, it just felt right, he needed this stupid little pizza man by his side.
Noli walks out with some snacks and looks at the two, he glares at 007n7 for a second before trying to hold back a laugh.
“Oh, fuck you.”
007n7 wasnt amused.
“…ill be in my room.”
Noli decides to leave the two alone, he finds this funny.

The two stay in the same position for awhile, like.. 15 minutes? Before Elliot puts a hand around 007n7s shoulder as well, why does he feel warmer??
“Hey uhm.. 007n7..? Can i admit something?”
“…yeah sure, whats up?”
Elliot seems nervous, how does he word this?
“Every time ive seen you for the past couple weeks ive felt all warm
And my stomach feels all weird, i dont know whats wrong, and it only happens near you.”
That surprised 007n7, hes never heard anyone feel those things for him, hes also never heard someone be so far in denial.
“…Elliot are you gay??”
“Yeah..??”
“Yeah okay, that checks out.”
“Whats that supposed to mean?!”
007n7 decides to mess around a bit, he pulls Elliot in closer, the pizza place employee is on his lap at this point.
Elliot is REALLY flustered, he loves this— no, no he doesnt, this is a hacker! But damn, hes truly considering just pulling 007n7 in and kissing him. He shouldnt, why is he having these thoughts over a greasy hacker?!
007n7, as if he read Elliots mind, pulls him in a bit more, their noses are almost touching.
Elliot wraps his arms around 007n7, which prompts 007n7 to connect the twos lips, Elliot returns the affection almost immediately, he seems desperate.
The two eventually pull away from eachother to catch their breath, Elliot then processes what just happened.

He then realizes,

This isnt just to keep an eye on the hackers anymore.

“Holy fuck, theres no way i just did that.”
Elliot seems embarrassed.
“But you did, whats wrong about it?”
“Oh i dunno, maybe the fact i just kissed the man who constantly terrorizes my workplace??”
007n7 pulls Elliot in again, Elliot initiates the kiss this time, god he needs this hacker.. he cant hide it anymore.
007n7 pulls away, moving his head down to bite and nibble at Elliots neck, receiving a soft gasp from him and a couple whimpers.
“Ngh.. keep biting..”
Oh damn, the pizza place employee is kinky.
“…On it, Ells.”
007n7 was glad to comply with that request, sucking at the small amount of blood that is on Elliots neck.

Holy fuck.. This feels so good to Elliot— oh god.. his pants are tighter than usual, shit, hes just gonna hide that.

007n7 eventually gets off Elliot, but now he has enough bite marks on him for his co-workers to assume he was mauled.
“I.. i think i should go home.”
Elliot quickly says.
“Yeah, fair enough, ill see ya. You live nearby, right?”
“Yes, yes i do.”
“Got it.”
007n7 feels bad, Noli totally heard that.
Funnily enough, as Elliot leaves he walks out.
“Seven, you’re an asshole.”
“…i know.”