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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was a bad man. When he was young, he killed animals. He got a pet cat and tied a rope around its neck to suffocate it.
"I HATE FURRIES ANIMALS ARE FURRIES ALL FURRIES SHOULD DIE!!!1!!! IM SO SIGMA"
Poor cat. Anyways, his parents hated him. Well I would not blame them, he was bad. So he just kept on killing animals.
One day, an animal rights activist who was also gay came to his house. "hi, i would like to reach to you about your crimes to animals."
"NO FUCK LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ PEOPLE OH WAIT THEY ARE NOT PEOPLE!!!!!!!1!!!!!! IM SO SIGMA"
bang
"aw shit you shot me with a shotgun, now ima die bye mf"
Guess he shouldn't had messed with the Sigma Boy. Well, after this, his parents came to him. "mf go kill urself fucking evil man" said his mom. "ima leave bye mfs" said his dad. His mom left shortly after. "WAAH DONT LEAVE ME DADY!!!" cried the kid. "what abt me mf" said his mom.
"IDC ABOUT YOU FUCK WOMEN ACTUALLY REMONE MEN ID CALL THEM WO I DONT WANT MEN TO BE ASSOSCIATED WITH YOU GIRLS"
"pls no leav dady"
But, he had it coming. He should had knew that his parents father would leave.
Anyways, at least he had no one to tell him what to do. Wait, isn't that a bad thing...?
bang bang bang
BOOM
HE HAD COMMITTED HOMICIDE!
So, the legend of SigMan.....