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NOBLE Team Official Chat
stabby_boy: Six just told me today that he didn't know what Nintendo was so we spent the last hour breaking into Holland's office to steal his antique set
stabby_boy: is this what fatherhood feels like
Ohcaptainmycaptain: I would not know
kitkat: says the single dad of 5 raccoon babies
kitkat: @gerrymandering did u play as Mario or Luigi
Gerrymandering: didn't have time. Emile spilled coffee over it before we could play
Gerrymandering: your taxpayer dollars at work
kitkat: i dont do taxes
Ohcaptainmycaptain: @stabby_boy @gerrymandering Next time you intend to steal from Holland, please ask him first or do it without getting caught. He is now sending me very strongly worded emails asking for his Nintendo back.
stabby_boy: yes dad
gerrymandering: yes dad
kitkat: yes dad
junebug: has anyone seen Kat
stabby_boy: Wouldn’t you like to know weather boy
Gerrymandering: Why do you ask
junebug: i havet ot show her some picutres
Gerrymandering: What pictures
junebug: none of you’re busness
junebug: look hve you snene her or not
Gerrymandering: I have if you show me the pictures.
junebug: i cant
junebug: carter wloud kill me
Gerrymandering: I highly doubt that
Gerrymandering: The man’s a big softie deep down
Gerrymandering: very deep down
junebug: just tll me
junebug: fine ill showh hyout hte pictures
junebug: dms
Gerrymandering and Junebug
junebug: so like
junebug: u know how carter seemss so big and tough all the itime
Gerrymandering: Are we thinking of the same Carter
Gerrymandering: The one who pulled fruit roll ups out of his fanny pack last week when Kat said she was hungry
Gerrymandering: the one who has a fanny pack in the first place
junebug: idc
junebug: anyways so like
junebug: kat and i have been trying ot finds some dirt hon htim cuz he knows everythign about us but hes impossiubnel to embarras
Gerrymandering: A difficult task, I’m sure
junebug: busted.jpg
Gerrymandering is typing…
junebug: yea ik
Gerrymandering is typing…
Gerrymandering: Kat’s in the mess hall
NOBLE Team Official Chat
Ohcaptainmycaptain: @everyone Remember that mission reports are due at 1800 this evening. I believe in you all and I know you don’t want to disappoint me or Colonel Holland. Please get them done in time.
Ohcaptainmycaptain: @kitkat If you do not turn in your paperwork this time I will make you know the meaning of pain.
Ohcaptainmycaptain: Also @kitkat Please change my name back to Noble 1. This is your last warning.
Gerrymandering: Does he not read up in the chat or…?
stabby_boy: nope
Jorgantuan_2511: He’s so polite about it too
The OG
kitkat: a little birdy told me u were seen at a dnd session
kitkat: busted.jpg
Ohcaptainmycaptain: Oh, I didn’t know you liked D&D as well! We should do a campaign together. I typically play as a bard, but I’m flexible if you wish to play as one instead. I have been thinking about implementing it with the team as a bonding activity. What are your thoughts?
kitkat: ur impossible
Ohcaptainmycaptain: *you’re