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Forsaken/The Last Guest Short Stories (REQUESTS CLOSED ATM)

Summary:

I cant think of a clever title cause im tired

short stories because the word oneshots is weird to me

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this is a heavy wip and it probably wont be update much

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This probably wont be updated for a second

not because i dont have time im just lazy and dont know what to write

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Chapter 2: fatass shedletsky and mommy 1x ultimate showdown

Summary:

filler chapter i decided to write at 3 am cause my room was too hot to sleep in

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a tumbleweed rolled past on the scorchinf sands of the desert, the hot sun beating down on the two figures.

"you dare face me fatass," mommy 1x hissed with a frown, unsheathing their sword and brandishing it in chicken fingers face.

"i need to prove you wrong, i need to prove that im the best sentinel," fatty responded, brandhishing his chicken leg at the fine peice of ass stabding across from him

"then fight me!" 1x roared, lunging at shedletsky with their saord raised (mommy please let me sruff ny face in your tits omg)

shedletsky was too slow to move because he was a FATASS, and he foolishly waved his chicken leg around like it would do something but it didbt because hes a dumbass

instead he got hit with 1x long dih- i mean sword, and started whining likr a little bitch

"owwwww you hurt me!!!" he cried very very noisily, stuffing his fat mouth with fried chicken to heal up

"shut the fuck up you morbidly obese piece of shit cow," 1x frowned (1X PLEASE OMG YOURE SO HOT)

shedletsky cried even more caue hes a big baby, and then suddenly he exploded into bits and peices of gross greasy fried chicken because he overstuffwd himself and got too fucking fat

"i knew i was a winner after all," mommy 1x grinned, sheathing their sword and turning away from the remains of shedletskys fat ass

 

and then everyone except builderman lived happily ever after and only builderman was sad cause his fat ass chicken husband died the ebd