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Player: Where's tf is my Special I can't see it in the menu!
Temple Guardian: 𓇋𓐍𓂧𓇋𓋴𓄿𓃀𓃭𓅂𓂧𓐍𓇋𓏏
Player: Any idea of what this bozo is saying? I can't understand a single word.
Calypso: I think he said he turned it off? It's the best guess I got.
Player: Can you gimme that shit back bro I got to get the Firebrand.
Temple Guardian: 𓈖𓅱𓐍𓊪𓇋𓋴𓋴𓐍𓅱𓆑𓆑
Temple Guardian uses Backhand!
Player: Are you serious right now-
The sheer strength of the attack caused Player to faint! Player got hurt and collapsed...
Calypso: Should have been nicer next time...