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“Black coffee, two sugars, and a muffin.” The barista smiled as she gave Ahn Suho the order and before he could reach into his pocket to pay she added, “ah, your's is paid, the gentleman in the corner, he paid for your's.”
Now this was a surprise to suho, he was neither very approachable or attractive enough to be hit on this obviously, especially at 9 am in the morning. Suho leaned in to get a better look at the man who paid for his stuff.
And who he saw, was the most gorgeous man he'd ever seen, with his doe eyes focused on his sandwich, his slender hands pushing the sandwich to his glossy lips, which were probably just greasy from the butter his sandwich was lathered in, but Suho's rose tinted vision only showed him what he wanted to see, a nymph, and one that was supposedly interested in him.
“Hey uhh you paid for my stuff??” Suho approached the elven prince looking patron apprehensively.
“Hm?” It didn't click to the other for a moment but then when it did, he nodded with a smile.
Ecstatic with the response Suho needed to make sure both of them were on the same page, after all the place he was living in right now did have two bedrooms but what if this fairy wanted to live somewhere else, with his job Suho could support the both of them with ease, and every weekend they would go on dates and at night they would…..
“Umm are you hitting on me? Is that what this is? You wanna fuck me??”
“No, no, every week I try to do one good deed that's-”
“No it's fine if you were, uh, hitting on me, I totally okay with it… we could … y'know..” Suho looked at the prettier man and winked suggestively.
“No, I really didn't mean … it in that way, unm ofcourse you- you're very umm hot but I didn't mean it that way haha.” An awkward laugh the other man let out, his eyes dodging the other's and he squirmed in his seat, his face flush red, as though he'd gotten caught.
“Oh so you didn't… ?? Mean anything by it??” Suho couldn't hide how dejected this revelation had made him, but before he could move on, the other spoke
“Yeah, I'm sorry, it was just a random act of kindness, umm have a nice day then..” he awkwardly went back to his sandwich
“Was that code?” Suho leaned in and whispered excitedly
“No? No! It's not code for.. anything”
“Well… you have a nice day too” suho winked at the man once again as he left, albeit disappointed he wasn't hit on after all.
What the fuck… was the only thing Sieun could muster under his breath