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*Elder Faerie added White Lily, Pure Vanilla, Dark Cacao, Hollyberry, Golden Cheese, Silent Salt, Shadow Milk, Mystic Flower, Eternal Sugar, and Burning Spice to the chat.*
Burning Spice: YASSSSSSSSSSS 😈
Golden Cheese: brother what
Elder Faerie: Sorry for the disturbance. The beasts here were begging for entertainment, and I had to do something before they went and tried to cause chaos and whatnot. Thank you to White Lily for the idea, though. I shall head back to my duties now, bye everyone.
White Lily: no problem Elder Faerie, and goodbye for now
Mystic Flour: we weren’t ‘begging’ 😤
Eternal Sugar: ya i was taking a nap :(
Shadow Milk: IT WAS ME I WAS THE TRUE BEGGAR
Silent Salt: ....
Burning Spice: YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 😈😈
Golden Cheese: is yas the only thing you know how to type or what
Dark Cacao: Begging shouldn’t be glorified, Shadow Milk.
Pure Vanilla: Yes, Dark Cacao here speaks the truth.
Shadow Milk: EWWWW IT’S THE TRUTH EVERYBODY RUN
Pure Vanilla: No, don’t run, my friends! It’s a good day to take a walk! We can resolve this together!
Hollyberry: FR LET’S ALL TAKE A WALK INSTEAD 💀
White Lily: can you even walk after drinking that much
Dark Cacao: uhh I think it’s best we don’t remind her about drinks White Lily
Golden Cheese: y’all forbid a girl roast someone
Hollyberry: or drink
Golden Cheese: or roast someone about drinking (?)
White Lily: EUUGHHHH NOT ROASTED WINE
Golden Cheese: ‘EUUGHHHH’ NOT WHITE LILY
White Lily: ...
Golden Cheese: AND ‘EUUGHHHH’ NOT THE KINGDOM DESTROYER
White Lily: NOOOO STOP I'M TRULY SORRY
Pure Vanilla: Anyways, what happened to all of the beasts? Did they actually leave, just because I messaged?
Dark Cacao: yes they did thank you so much for getting rid of them Pure Vanilla
Hollyberry: nahhh bros looks single handedly made them run 💀/j
Golden Cheese: LMFAO
Pure Vanilla: Oh... I thought it would be easier to resolve things over the chat, but I guess it’s just as simple for them to avoid such confrontation due to these online features as well..
White Lily: It’s fine, Pure Vanilla. At least it’s just us ancients to bond now :)
Hollyberry: YAHOO BONDING FOR THE WIN !! shall we do it over some wine?
Dark Cacao: NO.
Golden Cheese: YESSSS GIRLYPOP
Pure Vanilla: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
White Lily: MOOOOOOOOOO
Golden Cheese: lmao what
Hollyberry: White Lily I fear you are following in the steps of Dark Ca-cow here
White Lily: HELP WHAT IT WAS A TYPO
Pure Vanilla: AHHAHA! GOOD ONE HOLLY!
Golden Cheese: YASSS U ATE WITH THAT
Dark Cacao: she did not eat stop it you guys 😔and don’t call me Dark Ca-cow 😡
Hollyberry: CA-COW’S RIGHT I DIDN’T EAT.. because I drank!!! come around folks there’s plenty of bottles here to share
Dark Cacao: HELL NO
*Golden Cheese changed the username ‘Dark Cacao’ to ‘Dark Ca-cow’.*
Dark Ca-cow: STOP THIS. HOW DO I FIX IT?!
Hollyberry: you don’t boomer
Golden Cheese: I blame White Lily for the Moo thing btw ;D
White Lily: FHGSLKJHA THAT'S NOT FAIR IT WAS A TYPO
Pure Vanilla: Golden Cheese please don’t inspire this sort of hate in our friend group, we can do better! 😀
Golden Cheese: bruh
White Lily: I agree, let’s reserve all the hate for the beasts :(
Dark Ca-cow: not all the hate should go to the beasts.. set aside some hate to be reserved for the people that get your name changed to Dark Ca-cow
Hollyberry: LMFAOAOAO
White Lily: Dark Cacao pls don’t listen to them it was all a typo I never meant for this to happen
Dark Ca-cow: WELL MOO BAD
Hollyberry: HAH! HE’S ACCEPTING IT LMFAOAO
Pure Vanilla: LOL
White Lily: WHY DO YALL STILL REMEMBER THAT
Pure Vanilla: we aren’t forgetting anytime soon ;D
Dark Ca-cow: Indeed..
Mystic Flour: Hello again, everyone.
Dark Ca-cow: YOU BEAST IDIOTS ARE BACK?!
Mystic Flour: Rude. I was just trying to say hello. 😤
Eternal Sugar: Hehehe.
Shadow Milk: I missed you guys ✨✨
Pure Vanilla: Rare sight of Shadow Milk not lying
Shadow Milk: as if you have sight 💀
Golden Cheese: NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Burning Spice: THAT WAS A GOOD ONE LMAO
Shadow Milk: THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!
Silent Salt: Oh, Eternal Sugar, wouldn’t you usually be asleep during these hours of daylight? How come you aren’t sleeping 24/7 anymore?
Eternal Sugar: because I miss my other half 😔
Dark Ca-cow: oh hell nah
Shadow Milk: dude I think you’ve gotta chill out with the obsessions
White Lily: real I fear
Eternal Sugar: okay but is Hollyberry online?
Hollyberry: no
Eternal Sugar: HOLLYBERYYYY
White Lily: okay anyways
Dark Ca-cow: yes anyways
Pure Vanilla: My eyes hurt :(
White Lily: ah, I remember learning about those types of effects from too much screen time, back when we were in the academy..
Shadow Milk: HAH! silly-vanilly has to cut down his screen time when?
White Lily: considering the way you instantly reply when Pure Vanilla is mentioned, I’d suggest you cut down on the screen time too
Shadow Milk: EXCUSE ME
Dark Ca-cow: your excused
Shadow Milk: you’re*
Golden Cheese: BRUH
Burning Spice: yooo is that a call for BRUHning spice
Hollyberry: LMFAO YES WE’RE USING THAT FROM NOW ON
*Golden Cheese changed the username ‘Burning Spice’ to ‘Bruhning Spice.’*
White Lily: bro he SPELLED his own downfall
Hollyberry: HAH
Golden Cheese: the same way you spelled “MOO” ??? 🤨
White Lily: NOOOO WHAT 😭STOPP
Dark Ca-cow: that’s right you were also out there spelling downfalls White Lily 😡
Pure Vanilla: Let’s calm down with all the tension here, everyone.
Hollyberry: BY DRINKING???
Dark Ca-cow: NOOOO THAT’S WHAT MADE ME A COW IN THE FIRST PLACE
White Lily: MOOOO THAT’S WHAT MADE HIM A COW IN THE FIRST PLACE
Dark Ca-cow: STOP
Hollyberry: HAHAAHAHAH LMFAOAOO
Golden Cheese: nahhh 💀
Silent Salt: ...
Mystic Flower: Wait, where’d Shadow Milk go?
Eternal Sugar: interaction with Pure Vanilla got him running again LMAO
Bruhning Spice: NAHH THATS CRAZY HHAHAH
Elder Faerie: Okay, I got 100+ notifications from this group chat. I’m shutting it down now, just find some other form of entertainment at this point.. I really can’t do my work with the ruckus.
Bruhning Spice: STOPP DONT 👿
Shadow Milk: NOOOOOOOOOEOAOEOOEAOOFGFJOHHHDS 😭
Mystic Flour: Calm down, the end was inevitable.
Dark Ca-cow: WAIT CAN SOMEONE PLEASE AT LEAST FIX MY NAME BEFORE THIS ENDS
Bruhning Spice: Man just be proud of the nicknames :D
Dark Ca-cow: PLEASE PLEASE SOMEONE FIX IT I SEE ELDER FAERIE’S ALMOST AT THE DELETION SETTINGS PLEASE SOMEONE
Pure Vanilla: goodbye, everyone :D
Eternal Sugar: and goodnight too <3
Dark Ca-cow: PLEASEEEE
Golden Cheese: Fine. I’ll fix yours, but not Bruhning Spice’s.
Dark Ca-cow: OKAY QUICKLY
*Golden Cheese changed the username ‘Dark Ca-cow’ to ‘Dark Cacao.’*
Dark Cacao: THANK YOU JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME
Silent Salt: .....
Hollyberry: See you all!
White Lily: Bye, everyone! :D
*Elder Faerie has deleted the chat.*