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"Ah, and mye thirde deare" Rouxls comes back for you after taking the weather couple away. He walks to you fancily, takes your hand and kisses it.
"Wouldst thoust liketh to joine me withe my othere deares?" He asks, like a gentleman.
"What. The. FUCK." Is all what Susie could say. Meanwhile Ralsei is just shocked and turns to Kris. And Kris…Well, they look somewhat tense, even when their facial expression didn't change.
"Uh." You are literally just a guy (gender neutral). But you gotta admit, this guy's a tiny bit attractive. Kris also is, and you have two hands.
As Rouxls sweeps you off the ground–
"No." Kris says sternly. You turn to them.
"Ge ha ha ha! Thoust really thought you can have the upper hande for adding anothere one to your throuple? I'm afraideth noth! This fineth one is also quite a catche, I muste sayeth..."
Rouxls once again tries to pick you up.
Kris tosses their controller to the couch and launches themself at him.
You, Ralsei, and Susie watch them sort of fight but not really.
In the end neither of them wins nor loses–
Rouxls runs off with you in his arms. Kris chases after you both.