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The Leclerc Fam
Thursday
2:27 PM
Oscar
Just finished unpacking my new apartment!
[photo attached]
Charles
Yay! I’m so excited for you!
It looks very nice
Arthur
Now that your in Monaco we can come over anytime we want
Oscar
Well I still lock my door, so you can’t just come over unannounced
I don’t trust you guys with keys to my apartment
Charles
What if you fall and break your back
You would just wither away because you didn't give anyone your key
Oscar
Fine
I will give only Charles a key
Ollie
what about me and arthur?
Oscar
I know you guys will only come over to raid my snacks
Arthur
We would never!
Ollie
how dare you accuse us of such acts!
Charles
Now I shall steal all the snacks for myself!
Oscar
This was a bad idea
Rainbow Rocks
Thursday
2:43 PM
Lando
uhhh
i just herd a loud crash coming from my neighbor
should i check if they are ded or nt?
Alex
what type of crash?
Lando
like glass i think
George
Didn’t you say that your neighbor was some sort of druggy?
Lando
not anymore
he moved out
there might have ben someone moving in today
but
i don’t remembr
Charles
Well yes
Check that they aren’t dead
Lando
ok
if I dont come back then i got murderd
3:04 PM
Alex
Lando has been gone for like 15 minutes
is he actually dead??
Lando
sadly not
i am better off dead
Charles
Oh boy
What happened?
Lando
i just went in my pjs bc i thought that they were gonna be some crabby old man turns out the crabby old man is a 20 something chunk of hotness and i was staring at him for a good 10 seconds before he tapped me on the shoulder to get me out of the trance i was in and his hand was so warm on my shoulder but i completely made a FOOL out of myself to my hot ass neighbor
i will never recover
Max
This is the first time I have seen Lando type a whole paragraph
George
So what was the crash that you heard?
Lando
…
all of that and the crash is what you are most focused on
it was his flower vase
he scratched the back of his neck when he said it with this lopsided grin
Charles
Lando you are so whipped
Lando
shut up
Alex
did you get his name or something?
number?
Lando
no…
fuck
i want to see him but i don’t want him to see me ever again
Max
Well that’s now how sight works
Unless you stalk him 🤷♂️
Lando
i’m not gonna stalk him
Max
Then he’s going to see you again
Alex
he is also your neighbor
so you will probably see him often
Lando
ughhh
he probly thinks i’m this gross dude who lives in pjs and never leaves his apartment
Charles
He has seen you one time
I think he doesn’t really have an opinion on you
Lando
i hate everything
Direct Messages
Lando - Oscar
Friday
12:45 PM
Lando
hii
Oscar
Hi!
7:29 PM
Lando
i’m still very sorry about taking the last muffin from the store from you
Oscar
You don’t need to be sorry for anything
I bought some bacon so I will have that for breakfast instead
Lando
oh
the last time i had bacon it was mostly ash with bacon flavoring
Oscar
😂
So if the fire alarm goes off in the building I will assume it will be coming from you
Lando
😦how dare you
i will tell you i have mastered the art of pasta
Oscar
That’s basically just boiling water
Lando
uh no
you have to wait for it to cook
and strain it
Oscar
right
my bad gordon
Lando
kinky
…
sorry that was weird
Oscar
It’s alright
My mates talk to me like that all the time i’m used to it
Lando
ok
Oscar
With all this talk about food i’m starting to get hungry
I’m gonna grab some dinner
Goodnight Lando
Lando
Goodnight Oscar
Rainbow Rocks
Friday
8:02 PM
Lando
sooooo…
im never leaving my apartment ever again