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1. everyone is dead and therefore everything is better by lifeequalssphere

   Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   22 Jul 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Odysseus/Penelope (EPIC: The Musical)
   • The Ithacan Royal Family (plus Athena and Hermes)
   • Odysseus (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Poseidon (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Telemachus (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Penelope (EPIC: The Musical)
   • The Suitors (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Tagging as I go
   • Major character death - Freeform
   • but not
   • THEY ALL REVIVE DON'T WORRY
   • Wind Bag: Do Not Open
   • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
   • not really but i'm tagging it
   • just as a warning i explained what i had planned to my bsf and she almost cried so do with that what one does
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • The Suitors are Their Own Warning (EPIC: The Musical)
   • like ew
   • Odysseus is Not Okay (EPIC: The Musical)
   • I forgot to put that
   • Telemachus Needs A Hug (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Traumatized Telemachus (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Traumatized Penelope (EPIC: The Musical)
   • NO FUCKING WAY THERE'S A TAG FOR TELEMACHUS BUT NOT PENELOPE. NO WAY.
   • Traumatized Odysseus (EPIC: The Musical)
   • ..are we fucking serious
   • Good Significant Other Penelope (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Good Parent Penelope (EPIC: The Musical)
   • ?? there's only ones about penelope being mentioned or penelope being a good parent or s/o. COME ON YALL

   Summary

   **JUST A WARNING, i'm following through with this, the second chapter is halfway done and i have a complete outline so yeah. idk what to title this yet tbh soo work title for now!!**

   During Love in Paradise, Odysseus instead has a panic attack and out of hysteria, jumps from the cliff.
   Instead of checking up on Ithaca, Athena checks on Odysseus himself.
   Instead of Odysseus' body landing within Ogygia's borders, it lands in the sea, Poseidon's domain.

   These three things change far more than fate expected. Or, simply, everyone is dead and therefore everything is better. Kinda.

   As always, I'm horrible at summaries, it's basically Odysseus as a protector of demigods :))

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