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“NARRRR COCKICHI OUMAGOA SAMA NO” barkhara crood out
“Why do you care about the mastermind?” Maki said with disbelief, with a surprising amount of seriousness for this fic. “He could've killed Kaito!”
“who?” sid shumai becumin fanon “well anywa i hop he ded instead of cockich samai i luv my smookie wookie pookie bear pie i moss him so nuch”
“What the hell happened to you!?”
“nyehhh… i miss xockichi sam a moar than i miss ange and tenio too… im stragt now” him iko sniffled
“I muss his robophobia and di jocks…” killbo remanisd
“im even more plain now wihout cokichi sama..” the mustermind i men summermugi shooted with devaslaysion
“Why does he have a harem now?”
“guys… when its trail im lets vot somon who ded ao he can live instood of us” emo guy said
“nyeh… we shiuld do dat..”
“What the fuck are you all on??? Why do you all want to kill yourselves to save the mastermind?????”
“lets vaot kito so cockichi sama can live” mustermind sid so shie could kep da roontime long er.
“YEAH LETS VOTE RANDO FOR OUR BELOOVED 💜💜💜” barkhara barked out
“What happened to Kokichi being always alone????"
they mad they are way to the trill grunds with macki being extumley stiopid aviut hating the best anime husbano to ever exist in all of focion wait no not fiction that's for trial sex.
“macki… y do u hat cock ichi” barkhara sid as he woolked their with the saddest eyes ever
“Why are you pronouncing our names like that??? And isn't obvious??? What has gotten into you all”
“cockichis di- i men”
“his magicl eyes are the twuth they shine like amethyst orbs” said tenkos girlfirend who was now her ex cuz she wunted to dat bootaful cockichi
“i think da best part about him is hais charming perrsonality like he was so cumcerned about if werther ir noot i had a dic how con sid erate”
“j love cockichis character uh er i men i loove his design I MEAN uhhhhh i lov his hair”
thankfully everyone was too stoopid to realiz whut tsumug said
they goot to the tril grounds
“lets begin wit-”
“gyys we alredy kno who to vot so cokichi chn liv” barkhara said confidently
“No???? We need to do an actual trial. Unless you all want to die?”
“omgggg catchphrase” tsumug said with psarkles in her eyes
“That is not a fucking catchphrase.” Maki snapped back, snarling at Tsumugi.
“whateve i agre les vot himmm!”
“Didn't you suggest that first, Tsumugi?”
“i cast forgetful spell” tsumugi said stealing himechos tilent
“Suddenly, I only remember Shuichi saying that first. Huh.”
“okeh then its voting tim puhuhuhu”
“Who the hell is Tim!? And no- we can't vote yet!”
“okeh lets do a vot for voting tim all in favor say i”
“i” said everyone except macki
“I- I don't understand. Is Kokichi mind controlling you, or something? That's the only way this could all make sense.”
“who r u agin i only kno cockichi” barkhara said genuinely
macki looked away from them, pain on her face
“Just vote already, let yourselves die. I don't care anymore.”
“its voting tim puhuhuhu will u make teh right choic or da dreadful e rong one!!!”
Maki still didn't know who Tim was, but she knew the rest of them were going to make the ”dreadful e” wrong choice. As much as it hurt her, she couldn't do anything but despair.
“a vot 4 kito is a vote for cockichis love 💜” barkahara said alud as he votd the totaly ded guy
macki was da obly one to vot for cochichi xuz when da reaults came in ut showed one person goting for him when they all voted space man so it had to be cockichis #1 hater
“how culd u macki anyways YAYAYAYA LETS GO COCKIHICI LIVES” barkhara cheered
soddenly won of the extisals appeared
“heys guys sorry im late i was having an anersym”
“is ok kito wait KAI TOE??!?!!?” barkhara screeched and de harem also screeched
“he moost be a ghost nyeh”
“HES HUANTING BE CUZ WE VOT ED HIM IM SORR E” kilbo crood
“wat” in da extisal kito boinked in disblef they voted him????
“NAAAAARRRRR his plan cockichis my boyfriends plun filled”
“wut plan” barkhara confuzzledly asked
“we wer gunna mack this trill last 5ever”
“butt… my boyfriend… cockichi still aliv…”
“COCKICHI IS MY BOYFRIN” kito sid cumming out of the existisal to defend his lover honey buns
“HOW DARE U TRY AND STEL MAH MANS” said everyone else in the room ecipt macki simultationsle
“Did he somehow hypnotize you all even in death???”
“THATS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE NOOT DED RAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KITO IST DED THATS GHIS EVEIL GOHST COCKICHI IS LIVING” barkhara yalled in immense gref
“no… im sorry barkharem… i culled him…”
barkhara’s eyes turned pink like BlUD he was ANGRY his DEMON wolf was CUMING out
“KITO HAIW COULD U KILL MI BOYFRUND”
“NO HIS MY BOY TOY TWINKIE FEMY BOY FURRY💜” everyone including kito but not macki sid
“Kaito… why.. why did you kill Kokichi… and why are also acting like this too?”
“cuz im a par t of the cochichi cult duh and who r u”
“Your sidekick…”
Maki sniffled, looking away from Kaito. She knew Kokichi had done something to him, but there was nothing she could about that either. He was going to die, too.
“nah i hav no sidekicks cockichi just has side pieces… sniffles…”
“i thougt i was his one tru love” everyone but cockichi hater said
“no wer all his he has harem… even in dooth..”
“okeh this is borin we get u love 💜 cockichi but can kito go die alredy”
“ill be wih him in death guys u can join us later on”
“ok” said cockichis harem
“PUNISHMENT TIMEEEEEEEEE” the kuma™ sid as he pressed de button
kito lifted patred his arms on his legs then lifted them up and screeched “BLAST OFF” like in littl einstins fur good look it was good luc indeed he was able to go to space ong in the stars and moon and sun he saw cockichi everywar it was bootaful but suddenly he saw the annerysm
“can i uh pls”
“yeah ofc go ahead man”
the anersym happen d agin and kito deid from it
“oh shoot im sorry for killing u”
“its ok anyersm i can now kiss cochichi”
“oh ok tank u i was worred”