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"Hi my name is JACK *i forgor last name* and i am going to kill ZACH SCHILL today gwahahaha"
Owen is like "Noooooo Jack thats bad bro! Lmao!"
Jack giggles menacingly and goes toZach house........ vroooooom goes the car
Zach sleping when Jack gets there..... grr................. So Jack wakes him up and is like "Yo lil bro you didnt come to the Existentials gig last night lil bro!" and pulls out a knyfe.
Zach is like dangit not again............ so he gets up and kises Jack FEVERISHLY and turns Jack into a bisexual king....
Then everyone, including Obama, Dan and Phil, and Charli D'Amelio clapped and the cars honked
the end mashallah