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The coin is NOT chocolate Shedletsky!

Summary:

Just a little one-shot on my headcanon that at some point Shedletsky tried to eat Chance’s coin. Super short and silly but that’s what makes it fun!

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

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It was as calm of a day as you could get inside of this purgatory. The rounds had been surprisingly merciful that day, and nobody had died in one. The survivors had all settled down; either going to bed for the night or hanging out around the fireplace talking about the day.

“So like, I went to go shoot and- Hey!” Chance yelled out, getting cut off from their previous sentence as they felt someone snatch their precious coin. Their jaw dropped as they saw Shedletsky literally try to fucking eat the coin.

“Ow!” Shedletsky yelped in pain, dropping the coin. Everyone stared at him for a moment before Chance asked,

“That’s what you get for trying to eat my coin! What were you even trying to accomplish there?!” They watched Shedletsky fumble for words for a second.

“Well I thought it was one of those chocolate ones!” Shedletsky said as if that made his situation look any better.

“Why would the gambler’s coin be chocolate..?” Two Time asked as they tilted their head, sort of like a confused puppy.

“…we never speak of this again, alright?” Shedletsky muttered, looking like he did when he tried to stun a killer and they just backed up.

“Oh we definitely are,” Chance chuckled, “this is way too funny to not talk about.” They held their hand out for the coin, cringing a bit as they felt the man’s spit on it.

“You definitely owe me..” they grumble, wiping off the coin with a napkin Noob handed them.

“Yeah yeah…” He said, quickly walking out of the main cabin to where the sleeping cabins were.

The rest of the night was spent laughing about that experience, they were never going to let Shedletsky live that one down.

Notes:

Don’t worry Shedletsky, Chance will only use you as a distraction when they have 500 weakness once for this one.