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My Primary One (the flames of) Disaster
Dear Diary,
Today was the worst day in my life ever and I’m fuming with rage towards a specific teacher at my school.
First, in the morning I waited for my grandma to go to school with me and after her putting makeup on for half an hour we finally went out to the closest bus station to our shitty apartment. After waiting a while, the damn bus finally arrived and we went in and fought at least fifteen elders for seats. When we arrived to our destination for the bus. I went out waiting for my grandma. And that bitch fell asleep on the bus! I would’ve went on my own to school if I HAD MY BAG WITH ME! She was hugging that bag for her damn life while sleeping and the bus ride was only 5 minutes long! But after waiting for ANOTHER 10 minutes she ran to me and we went on to the minibus station.
When we arrived to the minibus station we became the unluckiest people in the world. Since there were a lot of people in line, we had to wait for 5 minibuses until it was our turn. BUT THE FINAL MINIBUS TOOK ANOTHER 20 MINUTES TO ARRIVE!!!!!! It was already 8 AM when the minibus arrived. When we got to school, we were LATE! This was all thanks to YOU GRANDMA.
Anyway😀, school went as usual until the “English” lesson… (DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN)
It was a scheduled dictation but I forgot about it! No worries, I thought since I was an academic genius🤓. When the dictation was halfway finished, I felt something growling inside my body. Suddenly, I felt a sharp pain on my stomach, my ovaries were exploding and my butt cheeks immediately and automatically clenched up as tightly as my 7 year old butt could handle. But I was a polite child so I waited for the dictation to end and asked my teacher if I could go take a FAT DUMP INTO the toilet and make the school’s pipe explode, but the fat bitch had to audacity to decline my peace offering and told me to wait for my slow ass classmates to finish knowing damn well they are failing. I am a shy person so I tried to hold it even harder but the poop was persistent. The poop sent a 40 man army to jump out and a few moments later… I pooped my pants.
My butt cheeks unclenched as soon as the first dump came out and my stomach pain started to collapse I felt… relaxed after 15 minutes of agony but after a nanosecond I realised what I did. The fat bitch that sits next to me says “Ewwwww why does it smell like poop right here!” And she was waving her hand around her nose. But the damn teacher allowed me to go to the bathroom AFTER I pooped. I ran in while tearing and started to take off my underwear put it on the sink snd started to run water. I saw that the water wasn’t a magic cleanser so I waited until recess and I ran to the school office.
I went into the school office and said this phrase as quietly as I could. “I pooped my pants” they responded with a nice gasp and started to wear gloves and they took my underwear and started to do surgery on it. I saw one of them grabbed my schoolbag and gave it to me and told me to eat my snacks that I brought to school. They called my mum since my father was on his way for some milk. And after another ten minutes my mom came with a taxi and we went home and I took a quick shower and wiped my butthole as aggressively as I could. Finally, I finished and I watched TV until end of the day a bit happy because I got to leave school but it was still really embarrassing!
I hope Saturday isn’t as terrible as today but we have a family gathering tomorrow and I know that my mom will for hours and hours but I’ll write tomorrow if that happens.
Goodnight Diary.