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[The following is transcribed from an chat thread between [email protected], [email protected], and [email protected].]
TSANDOVAL: Hey there you two! Congratulations again for being chosen to accompany upper management on our upcoming buisness trip! As I've recently been reinstated in my former position as well (thanks again for that Y/N!), please let me know if you have any questions!
SLOGAN: Tom you can drop the formality, it's literally just us in this chat.
TSANDOVAL: This is still a website monitored by Valdivian, Samantha!
SLOGAN: And this entire buisness trip is just a excuse for the C.E.O to take his boytoy on vacation - he's just dragging us along so that it has a veneer of legitimacy.
USER107701: His name's Franklin
USER107701: And to be fair I don't think they're dating
USER107701: they're just
USER107701: like that
USER107701: Plus, if anyone's the boytoy in that relationship, I'd say it's Most, not Lieste
TSANDOVAL: Wow guys this is really not an appropriate conversation to be having on COMPANY WIFI.
USER107701: Tom this company has my signature on about 50 different NDAS, I'll say what I damn well please within these four walls.
TSANDOVAL: ...we're all at home right now Y/N.
USER107701: oh yeah
SLOGAN: LMAOOO
SLOGAN: Also Y/N you really should get them to make you a proper email, you just being labeled in the system as "User" weirds me out.
USER107701: Yeah it's a side effect from when I was working from home
USER107701: They don't make WFH employees proper emails bc there's no face to assign to the name
USER107701: or some shit idk
SLOGAN: Changing your name in my phone to 107701♡
USER107701: Your sense of humor sucks
SLOGAN: Suck on deez nuts more like
TSANDOVAL: May we please get back on track?
TSANDOVAL: The chartered bus leaves from in front of Valdivian HQ at 6 am, so make sure to be there bright and early!
USER107701: Sam would you perhaps pick me up :3
SLOGAN: Only if you never use that fuckass emoji again
USER107701: Party pooper
USER107701: How long is the drive to Vegas BTW Tom?
TSANDOVAL: Factoring in breaks for meals and whatnot, I believe it's around 8 hours!
SLOGAN: 8 hours in a car with David Most.
SLOGAN: A w e s o m e
TSANDOVAL: I know, right? This trip will certainly be an eventful one! I think we'll all learn a lot!
USER107701: Tom I truly envy your optimism
USER107701: Are you on Adderall
USER107701: No shame man I just gotta know
USER107701: What's your secret
TSANDOVAL: Shampoo and Conditioner, 8 hours of sleep every night, and a social competence to recognize what conversations are appropriate for company wifi, and which ones are most definitely not!
USER107701: Alright I get the hint goddamn
TSANDOVAL: Personally, I think all 3 of us should go to bed! We have to wake up bright and early tomorrow, after all!
SLOGAN: Dear god don't remind me
SLOGAN: See you two then
SLOGAN: And yes Tom I'll pick you up too
TSANDOVAL: Thank you Samantha! :)
SLOGAN: Np :)
USER107701: Oh so it's cute when he does it but annoying when I do huh
SLOGAN: Y/N there is a distinct difference between ":)" and ":3"
USER107701: You're such a hater
USER107701: You hate me
TSANDOVAL: Goodnight Y/N!
USER107701: Both of you hate me
USER107701: :(